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True, true, but as a pessimist I know it can't last forever. Which is a nice benefit to that trait, which technically makes me optimistic about being pessimistic.

YOU CAN BUY THEIR PRODUCTS, BUT NEVER THEIR CONFIDENCE

THIS CORPORATE SOUL HAS SHED ALL LUSTER, TRULY WE HAVE HIT PEAK BRAND LOYALTY.

HOW IRONIC THAT IN THE WANING DAYS OF THE HUMAN HEART THAT WHAT WE HAVE LOST IS OUR HUMANITY TO THE INTANGIBLE CORPORATIONS OF THE MIND.

Why can't it be both?

But you are a pretty nice dude in person it would be kind of a shame if you got all smug maybe.

Oh absolutely but saying "4.4 lbs of garbage" without any real breakdown doesn't mean much to me. It's sort of like how "experts" say you need to drink seven thousand 12 oz glasses of water (exaggeration for the sake of emphasis) every day without accounting for the fact we get s...

According to the Environmental Protection Agency, the average American produces about 4.4 pounds (2 kg) of garbage a day, or a total of 29 pounds (13 kg) per week and 1,600 pounds (726 kg) a year. This only takes into consideration the average household member and does not count industrial waste or...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Well I *tried* to get someone to move my 56k warning gif thread to parting shots after spiking the account with a bogus email address...

Its harder to get banned when you are SDN class of 02

OBC 4 Lyfe

I'm reserving the right to return later just in case. Going out with a blaze doesn't automatically come with glory. Ide like to save it just in case one day Joss Whedon posts publically he will never do firefly again so I can go back on and post a big "HAW FUCK YOU NERDZ." Or even better, ...

Man I would say that but I had Dalton deactivate my account. Simon Jester has convinced me that the so called smartest board is too dumb to live so its indefinite walkaway time.

On the one hand I wish Chocs had followed through properly

On the other hand Taco Bell food generally causes painful stools, and since I think Zab is an okay guy I would not want for him to suffer through that.

for the record ff6 is damn fun

ff3 on google play is the actual final fantasy 3

Chocz you'll take a midget up Mount Doom if you have to to get that fucking burrito to Oz.

Tawm Bradee. You know, the guy who loses to Eli Manning.

Akhlut wrote:MC Chris

What songs?

if the asteroid strikes tomorrow, thatd be just fucking fine, So long as I know enough in advance so I could stay home with the dog and pop on some tunes.

fml

Both of those posts are plausible. Obviously the next step is a lightning commando Seal Team Six style raid in order to destroy Skynet so they don't turn the power of the burrito against us.

Chocs I drive by their corporate HQ in Irvine all the time and honestly i've never seen a living being anywhere near that building somehow.

Obviously Tucker Obamacare has destroyed your life and you need to accept Christ as your savior. Maybe consider wearing your 24/7 mandatory flag pin for your shirt.

Oh and I have good segue for this but what's your avatar picture?

Aaron, to be fair both white kids and the 80 are each pretty dumb on their own.

Thanx einhander Broman

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Naw, I'm being lazy

Einhander read the song I wrote about nawlins crabs on the smartest board on the internet and tell me if that's accurate.

I guess that means you have extensive experience in the change management and executive redeployment sector Cause I don't want to be a 'hater' and assume you're just mindlessly parroting bullshit you read in a toilet cubicle I'll admit that maybe it's more different being in HR in Oz than it is her...

Questor wrote:Oh, God! You work in HR? I take back every uncharitable thing I've thought about you.

That totally explains so many things...

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