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Pick · **Joined:** October 25th, 2009, 1:36 am **Posts:** 768

Newsflash, most men suck, but don't want to own up to it, because then they might have to change their lives.

Losonti Tokash · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 1:53 pm

Pick wrote:

Newsflash, most men suck, but don't want to own up to it, because then they might have to change their lives.

shit

RedImperator · **Joined:** October 31st, 2009, 8:38 am **Posts:** 320

Quote:

“Hello, nerds, look at your fullsize anime body pillow, now back to me, now back at your fullsize anime body pillow, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it weren't a shallow mockery of a human's touch, it could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the bridge of the USS Enterprise with the woman your fullsize anime body pillow could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a lapel pin with two tickets to the defunct Star Trek Experience. Look again, the tickets are now lightsabers. Anything is possible when your fullsize anime body pillow smells like Old Spice and not a sadness wad. I’m in a transporter beam.”

General Zod · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 1:57 pm

Quote:

RedImperator wrote:
No, this would be something more like the Old Spice guy showing up at a con wearing Uhura's earpiece, black bellbottom pants, and no shirt.

Someone should photoshop this. GOGOGO

RogueIce · **Joined:** November 3rd, 2009, 2:33 pm **Posts:** 552

RedImperator wrote:

Aaron wrote:

Wait is he saying that the tech is more important? Because I actually watch shows for the story, all the cool tech in the world couldn't save nBSG for me because the story was shite.

He seem to be assuming sci-fi fans give a flying shit that technology can be rationally debated.

Well, if ones entire experience with "sci-fi fans" was limited to SDN, I can see how that impression would form.

Because those fuckers will not shut the fuck up in TCW discussion threads when some random-ass new ship model shows up. I mean shit, I know the show ain't exactly Shakespeare, but come-the-fuck-on! Is that really all they can talk about?

And, since this is the bitch about SDN thread, I will once more bitch and moan about the goddamn practice of sentence-by-sentence quote and reply people do. Because, for one, it leads to stupid ass moments where some "rebuttal" they raise was, in fact, later addressed in that very post (making you look like a dumbass for making it in the first place) and two, it generate goddamn eye-bleeding walls of text that are just painful to read.

Seriously, SDN. Condense your goddamn quote boxes. Do you really need to split it up by every fucking sentence?

General Zod · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 2:09 pm

RogueIce wrote:

Seriously, SDN. Condense your goddamn quote boxes. Do you really need to split it up by every fucking sentence?

It's even worse when they fuck up the quote boxes, making it impossible to know for certain who said what.

Shroom Man 777 · **Joined:** October 23rd, 2009, 1:41 am **Posts:** 605

Pick wrote:

Newsflash, most men suck, but don't want to own up to it, because then they might have to change their lives.

or they can own up to it, but they don't really have to change their lives, so who cares

silly womangs

Instant Sunrise · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 2:40 pm

THIS BASEBALL BAT DOESN'T HAVE TRIGGER GUARDS! :byodood:

(fuck da haterz the baseball episode owned)

Gands · **Joined:** February 15th, 2010, 1:15 pm **Posts:** 49

I want to buy Starglider a shirt that says "My sci-fi is harder than yours".

Like Shep, he's a self parodying dickwhacker.

Nietzche's Slime Mold · **Joined:** November 5th, 2009, 4:44 pm **Posts:** 641

mang it seems like on nearly every forum i frequent just today threads related to feminism in [main topic of the forum] have cropped up and all of them are filled with argumentative white men who don't know what feminism is

please donna haraway

please fly me away on your cyborg metaphor

Shroom Man 777 · **Joined:** October 23rd, 2009, 1:41 am **Posts:** 605

I think you guys are being unfair to Starglider, it's not liek he prematurely leapt to conclusions with his own prejudices, for such failings are only found in organic meatbags. Clearly he arrived to his conclusions using predictive hyper-anal-lytic algorithms using his quantum octo-core mollusc based on extrapolated singularity mind-upload artificial intelligence technology. :haw:

Metatwaddle · **Joined:** November 2nd, 2009, 2:43 am **Posts:** 7

Nietzche's Slime Mold wrote:

mang it seems like on nearly every forum i frequent just today threads related to feminism in [main topic of the forum] have cropped up and all of them are filled with argumentative white men who don't know what feminism is

And of course, any attempt to educate them on this point will lead to defensiveness and the non-clueless person in the room looking like this: :eng99:

I rarely try that sort of thing, because I have so little patience for it. Misogyny tends to make me go from zero to frothing rage faster than anything else. I can be patient and educational on atheism and secularism occasionally--though usually I can't be bothered--but not feminism. It just doesn't work.

Losonti Tokash · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 3:53 pm

no guys i wasn't putting her down when i said she was a whore i was just using a literal description of her job

KaLEv · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 3:58 pm

wtf andrew j has an avatar :psyduck:

Pick · **Joined:** October 25th, 2009, 1:36 am **Posts:** 768

Metatwaddle wrote:

Nietzche's Slime Mold wrote:

mang it seems like on nearly every forum i frequent just today threads related to feminism in [main topic of the forum] have cropped up and all of them are filled with argumentative white men who don't know what feminism is

And of course, any attempt to educate them on this point will lead to defensiveness and the non-clueless person in the room looking like this: :eng99:

I rarely try that sort of thing, because I have so little patience for it. Misogyny tends to make me go from zero to frothing rage faster than anything else. I can be patient and educational on atheism and secularism occasionally--though usually I can't be bothered--but not feminism. It just doesn't work.

Same here. I am fucking sick of it. And I'm fucking sick of people who think sexism doesn't exist.

Yeah, it's gone, like when we wiped out racism :uhyeah:

.

Stofsk · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 4:01 pm

Losonti Tokash wrote:

no guys i wasn't putting her down when i said she was a whore i was just using a literal description of her job

i love his 'i hate nerds they're pathetic virgins and i can totally beat them up too and hey look I POST ON A SCIFI INTERNET FORUM'

Uraniun235 · **Joined:** October 23rd, 2009, 3:34 pm **Posts:** 881

RedImperator wrote:

Quote:

“Hello, nerds, look at your fullsize anime body pillow, now back to me, now back at your fullsize anime body pillow, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it weren't a shallow mockery of a human's touch, it could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the bridge of the USS Enterprise with the woman your fullsize anime body pillow could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a lapel pin with two tickets to the defunct Star Trek Experience. Look again, the tickets are now lightsabers. Anything is possible when your fullsize anime body pillow smells like Old Spice and not a sadness wad. I’m in a transporter beam.”

goldmine

Dragon Angel · **Joined:** March 15th, 2010, 12:23 pm **Posts:** 544

Metatwaddle wrote:

And fuck Sanchezthewhaler for his bullshit tangent about "Oh, well, Asia Carrera may do Smart People Things but if she's a porn star then she's a dumb whore." And his self-serving crap about "The internet is OBVIOUSLY full of misogynists. It's all the permavirgins, doncha know?"

Yeah. Starglider's immediately-bad assumption of Courtney's posts was something that I could at least try and be civil against, but that little gem from Sanchez? It would've just sent me into a stream of endless curses, and negative comments about his own manhood. Seriously, as soon as any woman enters the porn industry, then all her other achievements should be completely glossed over just like that? I didn't know that once a girl consigns herself to becoming a porn star, then she is destined to be a sexual object for life. :v:

Well...I learn something new every day about certain people on that board, and this does not just include Sanchez and Starglider...

I wonder what he would say if I told him that no matter what they do, male sports jocks would forever be known as muscleheads no matter what other intelligent activities they may be capable of doing. The inevitable stereotype machine must go on! :fuckyou:

p.s. Red: I think I accidentally mistook your reply in that thread as a snarky comment within my sleepy delirium, so I apologize for my misdirected response. :ohdear:

Onikoneko · **Posted:** July 30th, 2010, 4:48 pm

Bakustra actually brings up a really good point by referencing Ron Jeremy and asking if he's 'just a whore' (which I can't help but notice Sanchez failed to address that in the slightest). I've read through some of Ron Jeremy's autobiography, and the guy seems pretty goddamn witty and intelligent. I honestly think I'd enjoy hanging out with him.

But hey, famous male porn-stars are to be admired. Them girls, though? They're just whores. Sure, they might have some brains, but their intrinsic female whoreness obviously overrides that.

Stark · **Joined:** October 26th, 2009, 4:06 pm **Posts:** 265

whoa whoa whoa are you saying sanchez is posturing

slow down i need to gt my head aronud this

Shroom Man 777 · **Joined:** October 23rd, 2009, 1:41 am **Posts:** 605

Sanchez is the fattest fatty of them all.

Stark · **Joined:** October 26th, 2009, 4:06 pm **Posts:** 265

he's a pretty funny guy

Shroom Man 777 · **Joined:** October 23rd, 2009, 1:41 am **Posts:** 605

he would make a good STRAK-LEK!

Pick · **Joined:** October 25th, 2009, 1:36 am **Posts:** 768

Dragon Angel wrote:

Metatwaddle wrote:

And fuck Sanchezthewhaler for his bullshit tangent about "Oh, well, Asia Carrera may do Smart People Things but if she's a porn star then she's a dumb whore." And his self-serving crap about "The internet is OBVIOUSLY full of misogynists. It's all the permavirgins, doncha know?"

Yeah. Starglider's immediately-bad assumption of Courtney's posts was something that I could at least try and be civil against, but that little gem from Sanchez? It would've just sent me into a stream of endless curses, and negative comments about his own manhood. Seriously, as soon as any woman enters the porn industry, then all her other achievements should be completely glossed over just like that? I didn't know that once a girl consigns herself to becoming a porn star, then she is destined to be a sexual object for life. :v:

Repeat after me

FALLEN WOMEN :downswords:

Shroom Man 777 · **Joined:** October 23rd, 2009, 1:41 am **Posts:** 605

hey Pick why do you have OWLMANG in your avatar? I just saw that Justice League DTV he was pretty cool

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