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i set up a secondary fishbook account full of pretentious rich chinese yuppie young people who i don't know/went to school with/etc., so if the company checks it out, i'll look like greased lightning, and i'll add workmates there the more monosyllabic the chinese surnames in my decoy account's frien...

ikr everyone told me that i couldn't maek money through wrieting and sheeits but it turns out my company has higher salaries than the normal call centers that enslave most people and the pay here for nuerses is pitiful i maek twice as much as nuerses yes me sitting on a chair and typing sheeits earn...

and yes, self-published

so there are a lot of

balls

yes it is blurbs and press releases and stuffs company is xlibris it publishes all sorts of books, a lot of which happen to be christoids i liek making blurbs for christo books, i get perverse pleasure at emulating their rhetoric down to the T, it's like "lol i totally know how you humanoids th...

first salary

and man, after an existence of being a fatnerd, doing that sheeit was really fun

not rly its highly unliekly but if some people make a fuss over it, or if other jockstrap meatheads were out looking for bs or something, or approached going "hey you think you're awesomeng" or some shit, it might lead to complications though back in the 70s, yes, people did keel each othe...

i just realized how fucking stupid the thing i did was if some asshole got pissed at me or some lunatic or psycho thought i was being cocky and just shot me or punched me or stabbed me while doing my shit

but hey at least i wasn't singing frank sinatra songs, which would've guaranteed my death

no, i was just showing the girl some martial artses (and she had a trick of her own) while the guy did whatever in the bar before leaving

the girl had to run after him

what a sissy

man

first tiem i pried someone else from someone without even really trying

the girl was awesomeng btw

the main problem though is that external factors have contributed to the iranian regime's current miserable disposition by promoting an environment that is exploitable by the hardliners liek for example the previous iranian prez. was a moderate and was pushing for reforms and it was p. cool then you...

went out drinking saw this girl with a d00d this girl i bumped into a couple of times but barely know so me and my bud ended up hanging out with them the girl left her date and we ended up doing martial arts at the parking lot because the girl lieked kung fus then the date d00d left her but she ran ...

had to do a whole bunch of writeups for christianoid books

but its loads of fun since wrieting in christianoid dialogue and rhetoric is easy

and reading all of the foolish christianoid shits takes me back to the good old days

i have to stay the course, work on this new life i've finally started, and everything

because no matter how genuinely contrite he can be, if i just go back there i know it will just result in the same old craps which nobody wants

this is the only way for change for the better to happen for everyone

so my uncle arranged a meeting between me mom him and dad dad was all i'm sorry etc. reconciliative etc. it was his fault he snapped etc. yeah ok clear the water get weight off the chest get rid of the acrimony or whatever i listened and nodded and said yeah and stuff but i didn't really reply with ...

two years of helping dad manage his grease monkeys happened oh and because nuersing was in demand abroad so like everyone and their dog here in the phils took up nuersing so there's an overabundance of us while the demand by local hostipals isn't that high and so theres a hueg surplus of nuerses des...

ok dad stories a couple of weeks ago we got into an argument and he rushed at me and put me in a headlock and to get out i had to snap his pinky finger and then he pulled a gun at me and that's why i'm living in my grandmother's house and no longer working for dad's shitty family business and that's...

Gands wrote:... arse forward?

that's for when they take a shits

i think their craft looked something like this



or worse

their initiation rite was clinging onto the bow while naked while the boat goes at full speed

my friend's dad was in the coast guard they got so high and thought that they were being attacked by a shark and emptied their m16s at it and when they woke up the next day their boat was beached meters away from the coastline

i will wriet synopseses and blurbs for this publishing company that publishes self-publishing authors

balls ahoy!

so i got a job for copywrieter

it was my first ever job application job interview job exam etc.

yes

Phantasee wrote:there are more productive ways to make a difference in the lives of others than by joining the forces and blowing up brown people

this

hey mang i was looking for that crow from grim and evil for a long time thanks

noooo



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