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Kill yourself.

evilsoup wrote:You won't believe this one simple trick that can change your life and restore your faith in humanity

The rape and murder of Justin Bieber?

In other TV news, it seems Amazon Prime has a bunch of HBO series on Instant Watch now, which is awesome. Not just because I can now rewatch The Wire at will (though that is pretty awesome in and of itself) but also "Ancient Boobs and Blood" aka Rome the completely historically accurate p...

Losonti Tokash wrote:Does that game let you play as First Nations?

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.

Ralin wrote:Jesus fucking Christ, how the hell did Flagg get quoted on TV Tropes?

On my forum there is no Mormon ramblings.

Anyone who enjoys sliders of war can eat my dick.

So what If many of the Ukrainian protestors were fascists? They have a new government and it's not fascist.

Who should I be supporting re the Ukrainian debacle? I don't support armed conflict by protesters, and I've read that a lot of the protesters are fascists, so seeing them squashed wouldn't be a bad thing. If protesters aren't willing to resort to armed conflict, what use are they? You end up with a...

It's got a lot of parallels except the Crimea was given to Ukraine by Khrushchev in the 50's. So the Russian federation does have a territorial claim. Now if nuHitler goes for half of Ukraine...

Pacific Rim was that fatal combination of being both stupid and boring at the same time Hmmmm, I think that applies more to his Hellboy movies. Blade II was workmanlike action horror (it was better than Blase: Trinity , but that's not a hard thing to do). Hellboy was more inventive than Pacific Rim...

PR was only good when Idris Elba was onscreen. When he wasn't it sucked.

evilsoup wrote:maybe
horror isn't really my bag so I'll defer to you on that

There's are so many sub genres of horror it's not even funny. The most common until a decade ago was slasher/horror. But really Scream put the nail in that shit-coffin.

yeah I guess but I mean it doesn't really feel the same as what I would normally call horror movies with a typical horror movie you have a single antagonist (the serial killer, the monster, the evil army dudes, whatever) who drives the story, but The Road is just a trek through a landscape of despa...

evilsoup wrote:I'm tempted to say The Road, but I guess it doesn't really count as a horror movie

A basement full of amputees used as food. Sounds like horror to me.

Sterilization may be called for.

Agent Bert Macklin wrote:Fucking hate religion. wish fundamentalists weren't allowed to procreate.

Zyklon B!

thejester wrote:

Flagg wrote:Try putting the phone in a bag of uncooked rice overnight then seeing if the screen works.

Thanks man but it's been in a bag of rice/silica since it happened on Monday.

Well good, sorry it didn't work.

Try putting the phone in a bag of uncooked rice overnight then seeing if the screen works.

thejester wrote:Buys iPhone. Spends two years paying off iPhone. Jumps in pool to save toddler. iPhone fucked.

Moral of story? Let child drown.

Job is the best part of the Bible because it's central message is "God is a cunt who can and will do any evil shit he feels like doing (or is dared to do by his mortal enemy who for some reason in this chapter isn't his mortal enemy yet) to prove he can and then expects you to still love him an...

The good parts of the bible are the evil God and the boring parts are the good God and the obviously written while taking mushrooms part is kind of both...

evilsoup wrote:flagg I can't remember my password over there, can you reset it and pm me please

Sure thing.

evilsoup wrote:nah it's fine, it'd be too much effort to actually, you know, do it

Too late I got a poll open now.

flagg what would you do if I started preaching scientology all over your forum If you were doing it outside of the spam forum I'd give you a warning and escalate until you stopped doing it anywhere but there. Or I could open a philosophy and religion section. Would you like that? Because I'm totall...