New Testingstan

no it is just a bunch of flowers now clearly they are on the path towards friendliness

poor america, always under the threat of invasion

welp

here it is


still better than the original

you'll see

you'll all see

wait...

they're planning to release the PC version tomorrow, but i have seen literally zero announcements about it anywhere

haha holy shit i guess they do know how much "hardcore gamers" are going to hate this consolified crap

i can't wait to read all the comments regardless

i thought sanity was a well defined quantity and "going crazy" was what caused you to tilt your head to the side and say "this isn't really happening" as this quantity drops to zero from seeing the same zombie for the tenth time

Xev is angry with Stan for using all of Lexx' money to buy video games and pushes him down a flight of stairs. Kai appears and we learn that this was not the first time this had happened and that Stan was previously told about stairs. Norway flies off into space.

man this list of Lexx episodes is the best thing Goaded by the first lady, Priest does a deal with Stan to kill Prince, but ends up wiping out Orlando, Florida. In a plan to "save the presidency", he blames Cuba, but Prince isn't convinced, so organises a trip down Dealey Plaza to drill ho...

i like how it's natural for them to throw around suspensions casually, while here if a student gets supended they must have done something so bad you're bound to hear about in the local, if not national news unless you go to one of the rich-only private schools of course i guess like them america do...

so apparently somethingawful has its own new testingstan called "somethingsensitive", where people can go and complain about board culture and shitposts and fill literally every single thread with racism and terrible human beings

if a game cannot be art but a toilet can be art

what if you put a game in a toilet

i believe the technical term is "politically correct cultural marxist media establishment"

holy shit


milennium falcon is back as the default theme

hey guys have you checked out this game "Ittle Dew" yet? i hear it's either a "shameless zelda ripoff" that's "not zelda enough", alternatively the "greatest game of all time" that may be "totally worth the money" but i guess it'll do it has a child ...

It is in large part an internet phenomenon, but sometimes the internet atheists come together in the real world at various sceptic's congregations and whatnots. There they sit around to talk about how stupid other people are and what to do about it, and to do other rational things (like making sexua...

So my laptop gives me a message, saying my battery capacitor rating or whatever is now "Poor". I don't remember what it called the thing, but basically it says my battery won't hold a charge as well anymore, this is a normal thing for batteries...and oh by the way here's the website to bu...

well the thing is, if the johns are afraid of being arrested, I would have thought that it would force the prostitutes into more dangerous situations -- they'd have to stay out of sight, albeit not as much as they would have to under the current system (so however you look at it, legalising prostit...

then again, arresting their clients would also drive them off, so maybe full legalisation would be the best way to go. It would also go some way to destigmatising prostitution, which is a good thing I think . destigmatising the johns you mean anyway if prostitution became legalised, I just have hor...

I do wonder what's up with the pic they picked for the Byzantine music. I mean, is it a lament or protest song, or did they just kind of randomly throw in a picture of people getting tortured and killed? It sounds like it could be a lament, but it's hard to tell. Could just be a picture they liked ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UvesKl8_W8 Middle English (1225). man i love this one Of course, with basically all these songs, only the melody and lyrics have been preserved. The compositions may be similar to what the original performances sounded like, but it's also likely they are heavily infl...

haha good ol ryan on a related note apparently on the internet there is a difference between "real" racism and sexism, and "post 2010" racism and sexism if you have been to the internet you know the difference is that the real stuff is, like hitler, and unreal is the jokes and tr...

i went back to my home town only to find it full of fat people in trilbys i had to walk behind one and he smelled of cheese and might have been muttering about ponies i was so scared it was always a shithole but jesus when did the internet take over incidentally i read this article and i was most in...

the meaning of words can differ based on context?!?!?!?!?!?!

that's it either everyone start talking lojban right goddamn now or i set fire to every single human on earth especially those whose rulers are in armed competition with other rulers for the role of ruling them

let's just say that one time i asked your mom to take a look at my drooping anterior syrinx and some kind of sex thing definitely ensued. nine months later you were born

son

is that some kind of sex thing?