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I worked with women that would brag about their husbands dick size so...

Jovial Jeff wrote:

Phantasee wrote:I have never associated the adjective "jovial" with you.

Things have changed over the past four months.

Did you grow a hand?

http://gamepolitics.com/2013/10/10/repo ... -ps4s-sony

PS4 fans are bad people.

The worst job I had I had to quit because it was that or stab my boss in the chest and toss him face down in the pool.

Old... So old...

Gee, three or more self identified members of a criminal organization are riding formation, I bet they aren't up to no good.

I miss calling Voldemort names nonstop for hours at a time.

Well, six years since my maternal grandmother kicked it. So glad that psychopathic bitch is dead.

zhaktronz wrote:But they sure are punny

That's what I was looking for.

Crazedwraith wrote:It's a pun. Get out of my Son (sun). It's not funny.

Puns are never funny.

So a guy is driving along the beach and sees Michael Jackson standing there. The man stops and sees a woman lying on a towel and she is pissed. She turns to Jackson and said goddamnit, get out of my son.

Racism.

And the villagers rejoice.

Darksi4190 wrote:So tomorrow i'm going to be driving around downtown Detroit taking pictures of old buildings for my Humanities class.

Good luck with that. Try not to get shot.

Why do you even go there anymore?

Ok, weird. Today I logged in and started playing TOR, and I got an in-game email thanking me for purchasing the Rise of the Hutt Cartel expansion, except I don't remember buying it. Checked my credit card bill, no out of place charges, checked my payment history, nothing wonky, no one else has been...

I got my left index finger caught in a rat trap. FUN TIMES.

The Spartan wrote:HEY NOW!

Hulk Hogan released that in the 80's. There wouldn't have been drone strikes!

It would have been F18s or Tomahawk cruise missiles.

Hulk Hogan's steroid use allowed him to witness the future of terrorism warfare. We just couldn't understand until it happened.

RogueIce wrote:

Flagg wrote:FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!

Would this be for the right to party or...?

It's the right to be democratized via dronestrike.

FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!

IDForever

Already called FBI. It's too late for you.

Infinity Biscuit wrote:How insulted should I be right now

I haven't read or seen any King stuff :L

You get killed by a magic baby. Congratulations.

Look, Japan is fucking weird, ok.

You were gone?