Godammed SDN

[starku]

so i've been thinking a lot about politics recently

and i have a doctrine now:

what would captain picard do?


like seriously i think that's good shit

are you saying you are unable to deal with problems without reference to your fictional authority of choice

and youre a nerd

this is unprecented on the internets

[adr-admin]

captain picard is my personal lord and savior

[adr-admin]

and gene roddenberry so loved the world that he gave his only awesome creation that whoever believes in him shall not be immoral but shall have eternal guidance

[adr-admin]

star in four varyingly mediocre movies?

holy shit

captain picard actually died for our sins!!!!111


alas still waiting on the ressurectionsdsasx

[adr-admin]

so yeha i've seen the same ad 4 times now

trying to watch an episode of television online


it's like you can slap BETA on any shitty website and then you don't have to bother with quality control

[starku]

i tired to watch some trailer or something online

and i had to watch targeted ads

this is why torrents are better

[weemadando]

captain picard is my personal lord and savior

There was an awesome interview with Patrick Stewart on BBC overnight with him saying: "I only signed up for Star Trek because of the money and I expected it to get canned before shooting ever started."

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patrick stewart sucks

[Veef]

but he loves driving

[starku]

those cars wont buy themselves

[Aaron]

but he loves driving

And that gave us the best scene in that last ST movie.

[Veef]

what if worf just used his purple space bazooka instead of that rear mounted gun

[Bakustra]

Baks-kun i like your posts on RPGs but they're a bit dense

so would you say that i'm the james joyce of writing on the internet, the william faulkner, or the george bulwer-lytton?

[Darth Fanboy]

Bakustra your username displeased me.

[Darth Fanboy]

simon jester annoys me a lot of times

but sometimes i think there's hope for him

Nope, he gets off sniffing broomstick's vag-cheese, no hope for that waste-a-spurm

[adr-admin]

why do i love the theme song from mobile suit gundam so much

fly gundam!

[Bakustra]

Bakustra your username displeased me.

i'm not in love with it either

if i had i would have married it lol

edit: oh you fuck

this means war

[adr-admin]

hahahaha bachelor of arts

gtfo weenie

this board is for real science only

[adr-admin]

in 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit

these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground

today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers as fortune

if you have a problem

if no one else can help

and if you can find them

maybe you can hire

the a-team

[starku]

dude they'd be 70

[adr-admin]

besides to be marketable to today's audiences it'd have to be darker and grittier and edgier

they'd torture and kill everyone

and fight amongst themselves over trivial things like their fee

[adr-admin]

wait a minute they did remake that show into a shitty movie didn't they

god damn it

[starku]

besides to be marketable to today's audiences it'd have to be darker and grittier and edgier

they'd torture and kill everyone

and fight amongst themselves over trivial things like their fee

they'd constantly talk about how this shows the free market can provide better crisis resolution than the governmmm

[adr-admin]

sweet

[adr-admin]

so i was at the wal*mart yesterday and had to wait a bit in line

a solution came to mind: privatize the checkout process


right now the cashiers are socialist governmnet workers just do ing as much wr0k as it takes to nto get fired

and they are controlled from a bureaucracy on high which is too slow to respond to changing market conditions like long lines forming


but if they had independent private contractors doing the checkout the market could solve this instantly

the contractors can compete with one another to provide faster service at a lower cost


if a line forms, they can instantly adjust their availability to service the demand



there's shitloads of available checkouts but nobody is there to operate them except at christmas


so there's plenty of room for a private checkout marketplace



what say you