The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[weemadando]

I tried playing some BF3 again the other night. After 30mins of updates and searching through server ghettos I found a mixed mode/map server populated by people who weren't complete fuckholes.

Then last night I played some MW3 with Tim. After 15s of browsing as a party, we found a game and it was populated by people who are complete fuckholes.

So then we played some Dino D-Day. And it was AMAZING.

[starku]

That's because you're fat

Oh noes people on Internet are mean

Was the finger really necessary?

[Zod]

dear battlefield 3 devs:

please learn to make non-I'M A JUGGALO WOOP WOOP AI teammates that don't immediately throw themselves in front of your rifle when you're aiming and push you aside when you're trying to aim behind cover

kthx

[starku]

I bet dice takes feedback on sp real serious
I bet they have a bin marked 'single player'

In other news the gauss rifle is the most amusing cheese ever

[uraniun235]

I tried playing some BF3 again the other night. After 30mins of updates and searching through server ghettos I found a mixed mode/map server populated by people who weren't complete fuckholes.

Then last night I played some MW3 with Tim. After 15s of browsing as a party, we found a game and it was populated by people who are complete fuckholes.

So then we played some Dino D-Day. And it was AMAZING.

i'm so glad i haven't played either of those games

[starku]

Bf3 is great fun and mw3 is mw

But yknow no friends lol

[timmy]

I think we were in the server for five minutes before I got called a faggot.

This slightly below the usual average.

[Questor]

Stupid back cramp. Won't go away.

Where'd I put that heat pad.

[weemadando]

I think we were in the server for five minutes before I got called a faggot.

This slightly below the usual average.

Minutes?

We were still in the fucking lobby when that Westie sparked up.

[starku]

You guys are such failures I don't even know what to say

But I will say that despite the Internet whining console players seem to be way less annoying

[weemadando]

Because on console I don't play anything "competitive" except for small scale stuff with people I know.

So I never really put up with it.

And the majority of games on PC are smart enough to go: "do you ever really want to hear what these troglodytes are saying? Because if you are, go in this fucking third party program and do it..."

[zhaktronz]

That's not smart

[starku]

Yeah

Smart

Fuck you're dumb

Anyway I've only heard like 3 annoying people on xbox ever. Most people are in parties and thus silent, but I've had not a few people in pub chat that are helpful and interesting.

Contest with every PC game I have ever played that is wall to wall music, feedback and racism. No console babies, though.

[Gands]

I had a seizure on Sunday. A bad one.

I recover from seizures in under an hour. But in all of the spasming I ballsed up my back. Whine whine whine.

[starku]

What bought it on, dude?

[Gands]

I forgot my meds a few times in the last week, because I have a shitty sense of routine, so that's probably it.

You know what else blows? I bit my tongue while seizing, and it still hurts like a motherfucker.

A funny aside; I was quasi conscious, and weakly tried to struggle away from the EMTs. Apparently it was funny to watch.

[Phantasee]

Have some slightly melty ice cream to help with the tongue.

[Gands]

The problem I have is that it's right at the back of my tongue. Between that and my back, this wrecks my two favourite things, eating and walking places. Also, I can't drive for a month! I'm stuck on public transport for work again. *grumble*

You know the one upside of this seizure? I didn't piss myself. Everything else went wrong, but my pants stayed dry. LIKE A BOSS.

This should be the last post of my bitching about this.

[Gands]

For the first time ever, I got paid sick leave.

Sweet.

[Gands]

Got asked to do a column for a website discussing television. I get to bring my history education to the fore. Good on me.

Back still hurts like a fucker. Tongue is now fine.

[Zod]

Oh goody. Looks like I might have to quit drinking any type of milk. It's the only thing that I can tie to this nagging cough I've had for the last couple of weeks (right at the bottom of my throat too, cough drops do nothing!)

[Losonti Tokash]

sorry to hear that, mike

how often do you usually get seizures? they're probably most petit mal, right?

also zod try drinking almond or coconut milk instead

[Zod]

the thought of almond or coconut milk makes my stomach churn

[Losonti Tokash]

give it a try, it tastes the same

cow milk has always made me feel a little gross after drinking it but almond milk is awesome

edit: for serious, see if your store has almond breeze unsweetened vanilla almond milk and just put it in your cereal

the silk brand stuff tastes funky so don't recommend that

[Gands]

sorry to hear that, mike

how often do you usually get seizures?

One in 2003, and one last week. I get daily myoclonic jerks which are apparently little seizures.

they're probably most petit mal, right?

Both have been tonic clonic.