The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Oxymoron]

Just seen in my spam-box : apparently I just received a mail from a "Mr. Ban Ki-moon".

[Phantasee]

take the UN seriously okay

[Oxymoron]

From : Mr Ban Ki-moon <bkmoo1962@hotmail.com>
Subject : IN REGARDS TO YOUR PAYMENT / READ ATTACHED LETTER FOR DETAILS.

[message's body is empty]

attachment : From the desk of Mr. Ban Ki-moon.doc

[Darksi4190]

You should open that attachment. It sounds totally legit.

[Oxymoron]

I know, right ?

[timmy]

That's the best one I've seen yet. Crossposting to FB

[Shroom Man 777]

went out drinking
saw this girl with a d00d
this girl i bumped into a couple of times but barely know

so me and my bud ended up hanging out with them
the girl left her date and we ended up doing martial arts at the parking lot
because the girl lieked kung fus
then the date d00d left her
but she ran after him
she was like "oh well i hafta chase after him"

i don't know how to feel
i ruined a date
like the topic wandered into martial arts
and the girl was like "SHOW ME SOME" to me and rushed out to the parking lot (and ditched the d00d)
and so we had a ball
and she was having fune

(actually I feel awesome and guiltless )

(I. Regret. Nothing.)

[evilsoup]

did you also kick sand in his face

[Shroom Man 777]

no, i was just showing the girl some martial artses (and she had a trick of her own) while the guy did whatever in the bar before leaving

the girl had to run after him

what a sissy

man

first tiem i pried someone else from someone without even really trying

the girl was awesomeng btw

[timmy]

Shroom you got game

Roll with it son

[Questor]

What happened? You drive it through a creek?

Ended up being a water pump, and about 50% of the estimate when they thought it was the hybrid battery.

Its a 10 year old car, and this is the first time its been in the shop for more than tires.

[Shroom Man 777]

i just realized how fucking stupid the thing i did was if some asshole got pissed at me or some lunatic or psycho thought i was being cocky and just shot me or punched me or stabbed me while doing my shit

but hey at least i wasn't singing frank sinatra songs, which would've guaranteed my death

[Darksi4190]

Would someone seriously kill you over that?

Something tells me I wouldn't like living where you live.

[Shroom Man 777]

not rly its highly unliekly

but if some people make a fuss over it, or if other jockstrap meatheads were out looking for bs or something, or approached going "hey you think you're awesomeng" or some shit, it might lead to complications

though back in the 70s, yes, people did keel each other over that sheeit

but my showing off is unbecoming behavior and liek, the grandmaster would not have lieked it one bit

so i was being an idiot showoff

(still, man, that chick was awesome)

[Shroom Man 777]

and man, after an existence of being a fatnerd, doing that sheeit was really fun

[Darth Tedious]

Somehow I doubt you're the first person to do a potentially risky thing to impress a sexy lady.

It's one of the inherent dangers of owning a penis, I find.

Impressed the girl + didn't get shot/stabbed = all good.

[Losonti Tokash]

shit stark has got me watching gundam

[Zablorg]

i think i tried watching mobile suit gundam one time

but the hamminess of the intro song was

overwhelming

[adr]

gundam is great

even the intro song will grow on you if you let it!

[evilsoup]

That sounds more like a warning than a recommendation.

[Oxymoron]

You know you're screwed when the fucking MLP theme song start to grow on you.

[Losonti Tokash]

well the first thing i'm watching i think is igloo gravity front

[joviwan]

I have learned a valuable lesson. DOn't drink OJ when your stomach is upset.

It tastes awful backwards.

[Darth Tedious]

I have learned a valuable lesson. DOn't drink OJ when your stomach is upset.

It tastes awful backwards.

Not to mention extra-acidic.

Blegh, just thinking of it tastes bad.

Get well soon, maybe lemonade instead? It's not so bad on the return trip.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

I have learned a valuable lesson. DOn't drink OJ when your stomach is upset.

It tastes awful backwards.

You shouldn't drink juice period. It's not good for your teeth and it's loaded with sugar.