Lament 2: Cry Harder

[Agent Bert Macklin]

What does that involve?

Discrete Mathematics, Linear Algebra, and three education courses.

[Aaron]

What does that involve?

Discrete Mathematics, Linear Algebra, and three education courses.

Oh, I meant the Crohns attack

[Agent Bert Macklin]

I just had a massive inflammation. Something I ate Tuesday night was likely stuck in the general area of the disease. I was in too much pain to walk to the bus.

[Aaron]

My god.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

My god.

Before my surgery last year, the inflammation was so bad that you could feel it by putting your hand on my abdomen. I mean, it had to be, especially when they took out this monstrosity.

NSFW

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[Flagg]

I had a friend with Crohns when I lived in Florida. You gotta start smoking weed, man. I know you don't like it, but it helped him alot with pain and inflamation.

[Oxymoron]

Telling knub to smoke for his own good

The irony

[Darksi4190]

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Well this picture certainly won't be disturbing at all so i'll just HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

That looks like some kind of goddamn alien parasite.

[Phantasee]

Chill dude you've never seen guts before?

[Agent Bert Macklin]

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Well this picture certainly won't be disturbing at all so i'll just HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

That looks like some kind of goddamn alien parasite.

It's 23 cm of intestines that became inflamed.

[Losonti Tokash]

well phant to be fair i don't think most people have seen intestines

it's funny cause knub's picture is still what my mind thinks of because normal ones that have escaped your abdomen don't really look real

[Flagg]

Telling knub to smoke for his own good

The irony

I use a vaporizor which is perfectly safe. Though I suppose knubbie could eat it. I mean they make some nice edibles. I would myself but I don't wanna run the risk of halucinating.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

Dude, I want no mental obstruction. I need to focus on my studies.

[Darksi4190]

Chill dude you've never seen guts before?

No I haven't seen guts before. You're not supposed to see them. That's why they're inside you.

Ok, all Hyperbole aside, i'm told I may have been awake when they cut my chest open and took my heart out to operate on it, but I was only six months old so it probably doesn't count.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

That surgery has left me relatively pain free for ~1.25 years.

[Darksi4190]

good for you.

So do you have like special dietary restrictions and stuff because you have smaller intestines?

[Zod]

Dude, I want no mental obstruction. I need to focus on my studies.

So what you're saying is the pain isn't a mental obstruction?

[Phantasee]

well phant to be fair i don't think most people have seen intestines

it's funny cause knub's picture is still what my mind thinks of because normal ones that have escaped your abdomen don't really look real

Well then how are you supposed to know what you're made of? By overcoming adversity or something?

[Agent Bert Macklin]

good for you.

So do you have like special dietary restrictions and stuff because you have smaller intestines?

I can't eat peanut butter, eggs, peanuts, broccoli, lettuce, peas, and salads. That's because some things can ge lodged in the infected area.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

Dude, I want no mental obstruction. I need to focus on my studies.

So what you're saying is the pain isn't a mental obstruction?

The pain lasts for seconds and goes away, causing a short mental obstructionism. What does weed do? I've been high. I hate it, just like I hate being tipsy.

[Flagg]

Dude, I want no mental obstruction. I need to focus on my studies.

So what you're saying is the pain isn't a mental obstruction?

The pain lasts for seconds and goes away, causing a short mental obstructionism. What does weed do? I've been high. I hate it, just like I hate being tipsy.

It can help decrease flareups from what I recall my friend telling me. But if you're not comfortable taking it, then it's your call. Not gonna bitch at you for it.

[Darksi4190]

good for you.

So do you have like special dietary restrictions and stuff because you have smaller intestines?

I can't eat peanut butter, eggs, peanuts, broccoli, lettuce, peas, and salads. That's because some things can ge lodged in the infected area.

Man that sucks. Especially the Peanut Butter. I don't know how i'd deal with not being able to eat fucking peanut butter. You have my sympathies.

[Zod]

Dude, I want no mental obstruction. I need to focus on my studies.

So what you're saying is the pain isn't a mental obstruction?

The pain lasts for seconds and goes away, causing a short mental obstructionism. What does weed do? I've been high. I hate it, just like I hate being tipsy.

Weed just mellows me out and relaxes all my joints and muscles. ymmv I guess.

[Flagg]

Different strains do different things, too. The shit I'm on right now is gold. It's called 'trainwreck' for good reason.

[Phantasee]

Anti-lament: white girls speaking the mother tongue >>>

gonna bring you home to momma girl