The Return of Testing Chat Thread

[Flagg]

Gonna get me a dog and name him Levee! Gonna kick him every time it rains!

[adr]

i heard today that the insurance companies are upping the pressure on fixing the whole climate change thing because it is starting to hit them in the only place they care about

their bottom line



meanwhile a few blocks away from the NYSE there's immigrant neighborhoods of abandoned people

[Aaron]

As a result of the hurricane?

[Flagg]

As a result of the hurricane?

No, Mitt Romney bought their towns and turned them into Mormon Theme Parks

[Aaron]

Oh dear.

[adr]

i just watched dr. strangelove

what a bizarre movie. one of those comedies where a lot of it is funny, but very little of it gets laughs because people actually do that shit for srs

[artemas]

dr. strangelove is brilliant

maybe my favourite movie

[Flagg]

MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!

[evilsoup]

it's the best
the cast all thought they were doing a serious movie
(lol firefox doesn't recognise 'movie', wtff)

[Oxymoron]

the cast all thought they were doing a serious movie

[citation needed]

[artemas]

yeah, its got peter sellers doing like three different roles

pretty sure they knew it was comedy

[adr]

wikipedia says the guy who played the bomber pilot wasn't told it was comedy and they only gave him a partial script to ensure they get a serious performance out of him

[adr]

so i just decided to put in a different dvd, randomly picking LAW AND ORDER: SEASON 4

the disc immediately starts playing ads that it didn't let me skip. including one for law and order, season 4, now on dvd


made me awfully tempted to pirate this shit

then the fbi anti piracy warning screen that felt like it went on forever made me want to even more

[>:3]

handbrake

[Oxymoron]

your mistake was having Law and Order dvds lying around

[adr]

and the fucking dvd player turns itself off halfway through the second episode. why, idk, i've watched it for more than three hours before just fine.

but now i betcha if i turn it back on it'll play the ads again. fuck it, maybe next week.

[artemas]

a dvd player that cares

[Phantasee]

i got a job last week

i'm a government employee now

[Zod]

i'm a government employee now

you poor bastard

[The Spartan]

Then you're part of the problem! You're taking jobs from hard working people. You should be fired and your position eliminated so that a private firm can be given the contract to do the work as a favor by one of the members of the legislature.

[Questor]

Yeah Phant, there's nothing like knowing that 18.5 million people get to hold a referendum on your job... and 6 million of them are card carrying idiots. The rest may or may not have cards.

<goes back to stressing out>

[Phantasee]

i'm a minister's assistant

it's a pretty nice gig actually

i get to help people find solutions to their problems every day, it really is public service

and in alberta we've had one party forming government for 41 years

we're safe for a bit longer i think

[xon]

and the fucking dvd player turns itself off halfway through the second episode.

Wait, people use DVD players?

I thought they where just a mythical source for downloadable copies!

[adr]

youtube amuses the crap out of me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5PamaWg ... re=related
11 Kirk's Explosive Reply (from the Star Trek 2 soundtrack)

121 likes, 12 dislikes

top comments: "12 people couldn't find the override."


LOLOL

those stupid comments make me lol a bit every time

[adr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR2v62mf ... re=related

comments are disabled but that's ok. allow me

"20 people got caught with their britches down"