Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

[weemadando]

Nah, it's the giant phone.

[timmy]

Makes sense, you're a tall man.

[timmy]

Are we going to fuck up Chernarussian drug lord shit tonight or what

[Zod]

I picked the wrong fucking day to do laundry.

[weemadando]

Are we going to fuck up Chernarussian drug lord shit tonight or what

Oh yes.

Might turn AI on and send them mooks to be a distraction.

[timmy]

That sure sounds like a good idea, Ivan *DEADEYES*

[Gands]

I picked the wrong fucking day to do laundry.

Best action movie catchphrase ever.

[Zod]

I picked the wrong fucking day to do laundry.

Best action movie catchphrase ever.

Some broad was acting like it was the fucking church choir and belting out hymns like she was daring people to say something just so she could cause a scene. Ugh. Then there were like 3 people hogging almost all the dryers.

[timmy]

Gands it is now our duty to write an entire film from that one line

[Gands]

It was a quiet day in the local laundromat, as Joe Punchworthy was doing his laundry. But then everything went to shit for some reason, leaving Joe with no appropriate clothes for his heroics. Now he must save the day in his old shirt bought from a 1998 Iron Maiden concert, and footy shorts.

***

Bruce Willis in

The Wrong Fucking Day to Do Laundry

[Stofsk]

Title's too long; just do 'Laundry Day'

I think I just earned an Executive Producer credit

[timmy]

Sorry fellahs, it's already been made

And my drummer is a sneaky sumbitch, he just linked me to a very well priced road case for pedals. Bought one on the spot. I guess that's it for the faithful old home job that's served me so well over the years. Bonfire time.

[The Spartan]

NOnononono. There's an obvious title/pun all ready and available: Dry Hard.

[artemas]

thats the sequel, it all starts off in a dry cleaners

[Zod]

So, back to eye-contact? Fucking holy shit. It's one thing to say eye-contact is important but it's a completely different thing to be actively using it all the time and consciously aware of what you're doing. I'm starting to notice all sorts of stuff I don't know how I missed before. Thinking back on it I think I can actually trace all my bad dating decisions back to types of eye-contact; I mean this sort of shit's mind blowing.

[Straha]

Tomorrow I'm going in for an endoscopy. First time I'll have been put under. First time I'll have anything in a hospital that could be classified as a 'procedure'. And I've been on a liquid diet for the past 36 hours (after being told to avoid vegetables, fruits, and wheat).

Let's hope it goes well tomorrow.

[Aaron]

So, back to eye-contact? Fucking holy shit. It's one thing to say eye-contact is important but it's a completely different thing to be actively using it all the time and consciously aware of what you're doing. I'm starting to notice all sorts of stuff I don't know how I missed before. Thinking back on it I think I can actually trace all my bad dating decisions back to types of eye-contact; I mean this sort of shit's mind blowing.

Good that you realize it then.

[Zod]

Mostly it's just all these little things that I never noticed before that are blowing my mind. I get the feeling that half the fatties in ARSE could improve their ability to get dates if they just learned how to maintain and sustain eye contact, since you can pick up on all kinds of signals you'd miss if you're too busy staring at a girl's tits.

[Zablorg]

man i think it's great you're learning about this stuff

i haven't taken classes of this nature and i am curious so give me the straight dope

is there like a science behind the point where eye contact gets creepy

[Zod]

man i think it's great you're learning about this stuff

i haven't taken classes of this nature and i am curious so give me the straight dope

is there like a science behind the point where eye contact gets creepy

Well if you're up close then you'll probably give the impression you're leering, but you've got to go at it with the right kind of smile. Otherwise you'll be sending mixed signals. Obvs. not all of them are going to be interested, but if they smile back after sustained eye contact that seems to be a pretty big indicator. (I need a better environment to test this shit out in.) If they glance away or they don't seem to notice you don't want to approach since they're probably not interested for whatever reason.

And it's not really classes, I'm just going out in public and forcing myself to look women in the eyes, with some confirmation of bits and pieces I've read off the internet.

[Phantasee]

"Love at first staring contest"

[Zod]

Also the type of facial expression you use. I mean you want to convey desire without going into rape eyes territory. Some guys may find this difficult.

[Losonti Tokash]

man political campaigns are weird

[artemas]

Also the type of facial expression you use. I mean you want to convey desire without going into rape eyes territory. Some guys may find this difficult.

listen, if you're trying to avoid rape eyes

maybe you should choose a different av

[Zod]

Also the type of facial expression you use. I mean you want to convey desire without going into rape eyes territory. Some guys may find this difficult.

listen, if you're trying to avoid rape eyes

maybe you should choose a different av

Nah, the av's fine.

This shit's working better than I actually expected it would though. . . I wound up catching myself off guard and wasn't prepared for a reaction I got when I was testing it out earlier.