Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

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Oxymoron · #701 Post by **Oxymoron** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:26 am

Well, depending on your point of view, it was an homosexual intercourse.

Nietzslime · #702 Post by **Nietzslime** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:26 pm

weemadando wrote:
Nietzslime wrote:ooh ooh stories about girls

i spent friday night making out with my best friend's gay girlfriend

he was right there and didn't seem to mind

i don't really understand my peer group's sexual politics
BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE TO CATCH THE GAYS OFF HER?

yeah i'm like

gay squared

or she really has the attenuated virus of what i got

there's like a million directions i could go with this

Dooey Jo · #703 Post by **Dooey Jo** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:05 pm

clearly nietzsche is secretly a girl

as for my girl stories i once had sex with a girl and it was totally on purpose too

but i must say my bathroom smelled pretty strange yesterday but it wasn't coming from anywhere, just kind of sitting there in the middle of the room

today it smells of garlic

well i guess it's still better than rats coming out of the toilet shitting up the floor

#704 Post by **RogueIce** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:12 pm

Dooey Jo wrote:as for my girl stories i once had sex with a girl and it was totally on purpose too

Only once?

Oxymoron · #705 Post by **Oxymoron** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:21 pm

Look, it's not his fault he has erectile dysfunctions, okay ??

Geez...

The Spartan · #706 Post by **The Spartan** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:09 pm

It could be...

Shroom Man 777 · #707 Post by **Shroom Man 777** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:14 pm

i saw a bunch of europeans playing rock paper scissors with a pair of ladyboys

if the europeans win the ladyboys would have to kiss their asses

if the ladyboys won the euros would have to kiss their nipples

the europeans lost

Oxymoron · #708 Post by **Oxymoron** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:52 pm

I see that as win-win situation in either cases.

timmy · #709 Post by **timmy** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:32 pm

I think everyone involved would have thought the same.

Oxymoron · #710 Post by **Oxymoron** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:30 pm

Man, if I had to name one downside to starting to have an healthy lifestyle

is that now that my ass isn't comfily plump anymore, sitting on chairs for any length of time is starting to become actually painful depending on the circumstances.

Given I have to spend at least one hour per day in the public transports, and not even talking about the countless hours of sitting on wooden chairs at school, that's not an ideal situation...

/firstworldproblem

The Spartan · #711 Post by **The Spartan** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:40 pm

Carry a cushion.

Oxymoron · #712 Post by **Oxymoron** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:49 pm

Lol. It's not THAT much of a problem.

Nah, what i just end up doing is shifting awkwardly on my seat when it start becoming uncomfortable. Like I was doing before anyway.

Gands · #713 Post by **Gands** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:56 pm

Jerk older guy dropped out. Woo!

The Spartan · #714 Post by **The Spartan** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:07 pm

Oxymoron wrote:Lol. It's not THAT much of a problem.

Nah, what i just end up doing is shifting awkwardly on my seat when it start becoming uncomfortable. Like I was doing before anyway.

Then what're ya whinin about ya little whippersnapper?

Gands wrote:Jerk older guy dropped out. Woo!

YAY! Fucking old farts...

Oxymoron · #715 Post by **Oxymoron** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:14 pm

>mock old farts
>act like one

Oxymoron · #716 Post by **Oxymoron** » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:15 pm

I wonder what could be used as a "captain obvious" smiley ?

The Spartan · #717 Post by **The Spartan** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:42 am

Captain Picard's facepalm or the Commissar shooting the smug smiley would work, I think.

#718 Post by **Phantasee** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:42 am

weemadando wrote:
timmy wrote:Have you been following this thread the whole time Anders
No, I heard Phant needed more love advice, but you guys had it covered this time.

#719 Post by **Straha** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:20 am

Flying into Salt Lake I got an upgrade to first class for the first time in my life. Fucking A!

The Spartan · #720 Post by **The Spartan** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:21 am

I hate you.

Losonti Tokash · #721 Post by **Losonti Tokash** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:39 am

Phant, how do you deal with having to endorse really stupid shit your party is doing?

weemadando · #722 Post by **weemadando** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:46 am

Losonti Tokash wrote:Phant, how do you deal with having to endorse really stupid shit your party is doing?

Same way I deal with having to enact gov't policy I'm not a fan of. The public, not I, is an arbiter of it (via elections and the like) and you do your job to the best of your ability, because you are serving the public.

Though, perhaps sub in "party" for public in his case.

Zod · #723 Post by **Zod** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:40 am

The Spartan wrote:I hate you.

He might be going first class, but he's also going to Salt Lake. So it balances out.

Losonti Tokash · #724 Post by **Losonti Tokash** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:24 am

weemadando wrote:
Losonti Tokash wrote:Phant, how do you deal with having to endorse really stupid shit your party is doing?
Same way I deal with having to enact gov't policy I'm not a fan of. The public, not I, is an arbiter of it (via elections and the like) and you do your job to the best of your ability, because you are serving the public.

Though, perhaps sub in "party" for public in his case.

Thanks, that's a good way to think about it.

weemadando · #725 Post by **weemadando** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:37 am

Maybe one day there'll be a policy that I can't bring myself to support, but until then I do my best no matter how much I personally dislike it.

New Testingstan

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