Godammed SDN

[Aaron]

They've always been twitchy.

[Veef]

i feel kinda bad about owning this game

[Agent Bert Macklin]

Just let that entire region blow itself up. is that how you do 40k right?

[Bakustra]

Just let that entire region blow itself up. is that how you do 40k right?

too concise and readable

make it full of purple prose, stupid references, and pandering to nerds and then you've got it

[starku]

don't forget SERGEANT MANLIUS

[Aaron]

Nah, you need the massive land war that goes on for ten years and then the Inquisition declares the area puragatous (or some shit) and they virus bomb it.

Iran is pretty much Tallarn anyways.

[Aaron]

don't forget SERGEANT MANLIUS

Sanctified codpiece of Rogal Dorn!

[starku]

seriously i couldn't believe what i read

40k character hoenstly called manlius

its a serious setting ok and not a big joke

[Aaron]

I take it as a giant joke. Where was that one?

[starku]

in that one book i read the other week about the grey knights

[Aaron]

Ugh...Ben Counter

[Bakustra]

in that one book i read the other week about the grey knights

i don't know what's more terrifying as a possibility

that the author thought that that was a cool idea

or that they just used roman names for characters without even thinking about them

[starku]

having read it

every time people say

'read these 25 40k books they are the best scifi i have ever read, accessible to non-40k fans, and address all these fascinating concepts in a thoughtful way'

i just want to murder bcg

ps it's ALWAYS HIM

[Bakustra]

having read it

every time people say

'read these 25 40k books they are the best scifi i have ever read, accessible to non-40k fans, and address all these fascinating concepts in a thoughtful way'

i just want to murder bcg

ps it's ALWAYS HIM

unsurprising that he likes ctrl-alt-del then

[Aaron]

Actually i think kts Mandulis or Mandluis.

But yeah most 40k fiction is garbage.

[starku]

are you sure

i will check at home

the first chapter is like a litany of names he clearly pulled out of a forum poll

[Zod]

i'm kinda glad the only real exposure to 40k i have is dawn of war and space marine

[Agent Bert Macklin]

Someone link to an excerpt fro ma 40k novel so I can amend my post in the appropriate manner.

[starku]

i remembered the game and magazine shit from the 90s so i was ready for dumb shit

but that book blew all my expectations out of the water

[Phantasee]

i don't think bcg likes cad

i think he doesn't like people not discussing the content of the op without getting sidetracked by stupid shit nobody has cared about for...years now? i don't even remember

let it go, man

[Aaron]

are you sure

i will check at home

the first chapter is like a litany of names he clearly pulled out of a forum poll

Yeah the grand master who kills gargamel with the lighting sworl definitely has a d in his name.

[starku]

lol gargamel

first i thought 'good joke aaron'

then i realised

i realised

the horror

[Aaron]

Someone link to an excerpt fro ma 40k novel so I can amend my post in the appropriate manner.

Go to the black library site, they have excerpts.

Yeah the daemons name is fucking ridiculous.

[Bakustra]

Someone link to an excerpt fro ma 40k novel so I can amend my post in the appropriate manner.

i'll do you one better

Johnny Fiveaces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “Damn.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston’s Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. Damn, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of “CAPITAL”.

He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop’s slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it cyber hard.

i don't think bcg likes cad

i think he doesn't like people not discussing the content of the op without getting sidetracked by stupid shit nobody has cared about for...years now? i don't even remember

let it go, man

yes, an op that consisted of posting a comic that is: a thing happened, videogames

surely this was something that would go on to become one of the greatest threads of living memory

rich in discussion and entertainment

helping people lose thirty pounds in thirty days

also:

Favorite Comic: Ctrl-Alt-Del

EDIT: fucking hell, ein posted? jesus fucking christ.

[Zod]

are you sure

i will check at home

the first chapter is like a litany of names he clearly pulled out of a forum poll

Yeah the grand master who kills gargamel with the lighting sworl definitely has a d in his name.

wait

wasn't gargamel a character from the smurfs?