Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

[The Spartan]

I'm the same way. Back pocket: wallet. Front right: keys and pocket knife. Front left: phone and, if I'm carrying one, a pen and scrap of paper. If I have cargo shorts on, I may or may not use the cargo pockets for other things like my camera when I'm carrying it, a map if I'm somewhere I need it, tickets when I have to have them, etc., etc.

Don't know how or why I arrived at this set up but it's more or less what I've always done.

Come to think of it, I don't think know any guy who doesn't keep his wallet in their rear right pocket.

[Gands]

Back pocket is totally alien to me. I use it for the occasional loose $5 note or some such, but that's it. I don't want to sit unevenly.

Front right pocket: Wallet
Front left: Phone
All else: Bag.

[Infinity Biscuit]

I always thought there was some good reason for it I just never learned

I feel strangely disappointed

[evilsoup]

uch
all of you deviant backpocketarians should be rounded up and put in camps
a few years down the salt mines will change your ways

[joviwan]

Front right: Wallet
Front Left: Cell
Back Left: Receipts and hairbands
Back Right: Loose change

Keys are on a discount carabiner hooked to a belt loop on the right side.

[Oxymoron]

Front right : card-banknote-and-papers-wallet (it's a pretty big wallet), kleenex (standard 10-units)
Front left : phone, change-wallet, keys if I'm not wearing a jacket
Back pocket : dirty but not yet spent kleenex and other unspeakable junk

[Crazedwraith]

wow. everyone with their ocd pocket systems. i've not got much further than wallet and keys in one pocket, phone in a different one so it can't get scratched.

[evilsoup]

wow. everyone with their ocd pocket systems. i've not got much further than wallet and keys in one pocket, phone in a different one so it can't get scratched.

This is the one true path, you should all give up your blasphemous ways and follow crazedwraith's righteous example.

[thejester]

Seriously though is there a reason for them to be in the back pockets instead of the side honest question here

I do it because my dad did it and probably his dad before him and so on down the line

That's a genuine answer, too

my father follows geelong just like his father and his father before him

and I bet they all put their wallets in their back pockets too SO THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up

and my right front pocket is for my phone and my left front pocket is for change cause the change pouch on my wallet always seems to be broken

[Bounty]

Front right: wallet and handkerchief
Front left: phone and keys, phone is in a sleeve so no scratches
Back: accentuates the magnificent ass

All other combinations are obviously vastly inferior.

[RyanThunder]

Front right: Knife, laser/light/pen, any loose change, sometimes phone
Right belt loop: Keys on carabiner
Front left: Wallet, anything flat that fits next to it (like the phone)
Back right: Usually phone (unless I'm sitting), receipts, and/or some card or cash I might need handy (subway fare, etc).
Back left: cloth for cleaning glasses

[RyanThunder]

lol "826 people just saw you"

and 2 of them actually bothered to visit my profile.

ENCOURAGING

[Oxymoron]

Men are expected to be the ones to make the first move on these kind of sites.

[RogueIce]

Front right pocket: snub nose revolver
Front left pocket: pepper spray
Back right pocket: switchblade
Back left pocket: moon clip

Because I'm an American.

[RyanThunder]

Men are expected to be the ones to make the first move on these kind of sites.

Of course. The women don't just sit there and check their messages though, do they? It just tells you when they look at your profile.

[joviwan]

Right belt loop: Keys on carabiner

[RyanThunder]

Right belt loop: Keys on carabiner

[Crazedwraith]

stop :brah:ing each other. You'll get hairy palms.

[Infinity Biscuit]

Maybe they're dancing shh let them be

[evilsoup]

the mating dance of the primitive backpocketarian
at once profane and beautiful

[RyanThunder]

[Infinity Biscuit]

Looks like MegaFist has only one more Emoticon Master to defeat before he can face Dr. Wily

[The Spartan]

uch
all of you deviant backpocketarians should be rounded up and put in camps
a few years down the salt mines will change your ways

I'm an engineer.

I'm exempted from mine work.



Seriously though, my wallet has never bothered me unless I'm driving a long ways. And then it's more because it starts to hurt my ass, rather than because I feel unbalanced. Weirdly, I have to do something similar with my class ring.

That's why cars have cup holders!

[Dooey Jo]

wallets go in the back, unless you're in a dangerous wallet stealing place, even though having it in the front makes it a pain to get out and gives you weird side bulges

also last week i went to many live concerts, all of them ear killing, except for The Sounds. most damaging of all was the swing band which actually made my ears hurt. i brought plugs specifically so i would survive The Sounds, but that was the only place I didn't need them

also music was okay to good

gothenburg used to be a cool place but these days i can't take five steps before some political fuck comes up to me and demands i fund their noble causes

[Straha]

Wallet always in the front. Never the back. It can be stolen or fall out there.

Also, I hate house hunting. Such a pain in the fucking ass.