POETRY SLAM

The troll forum, with 50% more bowel movements.

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#26 Post by uraniun235 »

RogueIce wrote:
uraniun235 wrote:see, to my mind, the way to short-circuit non-provided answers would be to say "attempting to derail the train or repair the brakes or take any action besides the ones provided to you will, with absolute certainty, cause the train to crash into and painfully maim and kill busloads of innocent children, whose circumstances would have guaranteed that they would grow up to contribute in a meaningful and carbon-negative fashion to society. (feel free to take this ill-conceived joke of mine further)
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#27 Post by evilsoup »

uraniun235 wrote:also this thread inspired me to go check out the internet's enclave of logical discussion, and holy lol is that place fuckin' dead or what
like compared to this ghost town or
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#28 Post by Crazedwraith »

hey that's usually my line 'soup
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#29 Post by adr »

i could post more but I've kinda just been spamming facebook about marriage speculation and I don't think that's interesting

...to anyone
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#30 Post by uraniun235 »

evilsoup wrote:
uraniun235 wrote:also this thread inspired me to go check out the internet's enclave of logical discussion, and holy lol is that place fuckin' dead or what
like compared to this ghost town or
compared to how active it used to be

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#31 Post by joviwan »

I followed Frod to SV. It's nice over there.

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#32 Post by Stofsk »

SV is alright, at least it isn't full of itself like SDN

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#33 Post by Darksi4190 »

joviwan wrote:I followed Frod to SV. It's nice over there.
I've checked it out a couple of times, but most of the people I interact with stayed on SB, so there wasn't much point in switching.

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#34 Post by adr »

what is sv?
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#35 Post by joviwan »

Sufficient Velocity

http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/

It's got a more active community and actively discourages caustic verbal abuse and toughguyism so it's nice.

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#36 Post by adr »

oh i see thx
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#37 Post by RogueIce »

adr wrote:what is sv?
SB's version of here :v

Of course the drama that prompted SV's split was more important to more people than the Testingpocolypse on SDN, so they got more members than we did. :failure:

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#38 Post by timmy »

Hey, I like our little gang.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#39 Post by evilsoup »

timmy wrote:Hey, I like our little gang.
+1
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#40 Post by joviwan »

That's why I'm still here, yo.

y'all'r pretty ace.

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#41 Post by Dooey Jo »

Instinctively, we don't want to put women in dangerous situations because eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap etc. Now, if Ghostbusting is supposed to be intrinsically dangerous (which is how it was protrayed in the originals, albeit in a lighthearted way) then sending attractive women like Jessica Alba, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and Ryan seacrea- I mean Julianne Hough into danger MAY threaten the viewers suspension of disbelief, but, if you make it a straight up comedy... well, who DOESN'T want to see melissa Mcarthy slimed, or possessed/drunk and spewing pornographic and sacreligious filth? (i.e. her average saturday night)
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#42 Post by Dooey Jo »

Instinctively, we don't want to put women in dangerous situations because eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap etc.
like, read this line a couple times, it came out of a person's keyboard and deserves your full attention



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#43 Post by evilsoup »

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ok nevermind, I guess that's from the other place
yeah that's pretty awful
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#44 Post by Dooey Jo »

it gets better for a while


then turns into a mess of huge broken-up posts and military acronyms because why not


anyway, that's my recent visit to SLAM story
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#45 Post by RogueIce »

The real question is, will our new lady Ghostbusters have tight jumpsuits zipped down to their navels?

I mean I'm sure the inevitable porn parody movie will. But the mainstream one?

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#46 Post by adr »

eggs actually are really expensive

but they bind all good things together so i pay the price
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#47 Post by Dooey Jo »

have you tried sperm instead?


it's cheaper so you can use more of it even if it is not as good
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#48 Post by evilsoup »

#5 Feminism for all its ups and downs has one major flaw: If women are allowed reproductive choice (especially ABSOLUTE reproductive choice) they will choose to delay, avoid or terminate pregnancies. being that we need 2.1 babies per woman just to Maintain the population.... where do you think this leads? Especially with an economic system DESIGNED around population growth?
be fair though, it looks like everyone else in that thread is telling this guy to fuck off
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#49 Post by uraniun235 »

timmy wrote:Hey, I like our little gang.
agreed

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#50 Post by Bakustra »

timmy wrote:Hey, I like our little gang.
yeah
Dooey Jo wrote:Instinctively, we don't want to put women in dangerous situations because eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap etc. Now, if Ghostbusting is supposed to be intrinsically dangerous (which is how it was protrayed in the originals, albeit in a lighthearted way) then sending attractive women like Jessica Alba, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and Ryan seacrea- I mean Julianne Hough into danger MAY threaten the viewers suspension of disbelief, but, if you make it a straight up comedy... well, who DOESN'T want to see melissa Mcarthy slimed, or possessed/drunk and spewing pornographic and sacreligious filth? (i.e. her average saturday night)
How on earth do you think that Ghostbusters is anything but a comedy

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