Testing Episode IV: A New Lament

[Crazedwraith]

Ah, now that you say it I may have been foolish

[RogueIce]

I'm actually unsure if he's talking about his personal life, or the series of posts above his.

It was this.

Ah, now that you say it I may have been foolish

Eh, the sentiment works the same, really. I mean, it's not my personal life or anything, so perspective and all that. Still though, it would be nice if people could have their catfights over PMs and stuff instead of doing it in front of an audience.

[Ralin]

But then everyone wouldn't know how right I was.

[Big Orangutan]

Still though, it would be nice if people could have their catfights over PMs and stuff instead of doing it in front of an audience.

*Sign* Don't give him any ideas on baiting others...

[Ralin]

I never 'bait' anyone.

That would be wrong.

[The Spartan]

Am I the only one who's sick of the fucking lipozene commercials?

[Dude]

I take it thats a drug?

In the most fucked up thing to happen on the farm yet, we went to feed the livestock Saturday morning and i found the chickens had pecked a huge hole in one of the hens back. So deep I could see organs.

I put it down immediately but, jesus fucking christ.

[joviwan]

and this is why I can't be a farmer type person

[Oxymoron]

Chickens are actually hardcore prison thugs.

[Dude]

There pretty disgusting all around really but once they get the taste it's all over, I should have separated them at the first signs of pecking out feathers.

[Ralin]

I had a pet chicken as a kid. I had to give him away because of stupid residential zoning regulations. I miss him.

[The Spartan]

I take it thats a drug?

It's a OTC weight loss pill. "75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!" They repeat that phrase over and over and over.

[Darksi4190]

"75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!"

Citation needed.

[Big Orangutan]

Yes, let's let in all the refugees into the developed countries unabated, then see how the public services, standard of living, and civil order holds up.

[The Spartan]

"75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!"

Citation needed.

So ask them for one.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

I have finally come to realize that the only reason I chose teaching as a career was because I was out of ideas. However, I enrolled in a computer science course this term and I instantly fell in love. On numerous occassions I've stayed up well past the rational to code. I enjoyed every minute of it and didn't lament the lack of sleep. I have changed my major for the last time. In a few years I'll have a degree in computer science.

[adr]

if you ever have questions or stuff be sure to ask us, we'll be glad to help

[Manus Dei]

I take it thats a drug?

It's a OTC weight loss pill. "75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!" They repeat that phrase over and over and over.

so what was the other 25% of the weight loss

organs?

take this pill and you will lose loads of weight! also a kidney

[The Spartan]

I've no idea.

[Dude]

So my pig feed supplier appears to have disappeared, won't answer the phone, won't return text messages. I can get feed at the Co-Op but not at 30 cents a pound and not organic.

What the hell dude?

[thejester]

So my pig feed supplier appears to have disappeared, won't answer the phone, won't return text messages. I can get feed at the Co-Op but not at 30 cents a pound and not organic.

What the hell dude?

Gone bust and owes people money.

[Oxymoron]

Well, if you really need to feed your pigs...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

[Dude]

Yeah, the Robert Picton school of hog raising.


thejester, good point.

[Oxymoron]

If you wonder what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, I recommend you stand on the seaside and just look at the waves crashing on the beach for a little while.

You may not get your answer, but at least you'll be relaxed a bit.

[joviwan]

And thanks to the power of suggestion, I read Oxymoron's post in the voice of Brick Top, and was filled with quiet menace.