"guys we have to make the tutorial force players to do things a certain way because right now some of them are doing it wrong and we can't let them progress if they do it wrong" (even though it is not wrong at all just inefficient unless you are really fast (in which case it is more efficient))
"hey some players move their fingers too slow to be able to finish some optional parts of the tutorial we should change the game mechanics only in this particular instance so they can progress easily" (ie. they are actually doing it wrong and apparently should be rewarded for it)
"right now 9 out of 10 players blablabla tutorial blabla" (sample size: four people)
shut up about the fucking tutorial no one gives a shit if they aren't super-experts after playing it and would just like it to end. in fact no one clearly gives enough of a fuck to actually read the fucking text. hey i know lets add a captcha and tell the players "type the middle letter of all words in the text to progress to the next part"
and you still haven't given us any playtesting data even though we have asked for it since like august. it's all about the fucking tutorial, tricking people into the dlc shop and "uhhh we can't play network games behind our ridiculously fucked up router this is unacceptable and your fault"
sure thing buddy we'll include a trojan that opens up the players' routers right away
