Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

[RogueIce]

Stay AWAY from Baltimore.

But then how am I supposed to hang out with my boy Marlo Stanfield?

[magic princess]

Seems like a good way of being hassled by the cops. Also, I understand a lot of places in New Orleans won't let you take guns inside.

It's freakin' Louisiana, dude, concealed carry is super easy there. Only restrictions that really matter (beyond government offices and schools) are bars/bar areas of restaurants (but not the sit-down dining part) and parades/houses of worship.

[evilsoup]

I don't actually plan on getting a gun. But from what I understand NO is a little bit more dangerous than the average city.

God you're dumb. You barely escape Sandy so your natural instinct is to move to a more hurricane prone area?

I took it into consideration. If it weren't for the fact that I know a lot of people that live down there I'd probably look elsewhere.

When you drown can I have what's left of your belongings?

I admire your capitalist spirit, but wouldn't his belongings all be waterlogged?

[Flagg]

I don't actually plan on getting a gun. But from what I understand NO is a little bit more dangerous than the average city.

God you're dumb. You barely escape Sandy so your natural instinct is to move to a more hurricane prone area?

I took it into consideration. If it weren't for the fact that I know a lot of people that live down there I'd probably look elsewhere.

When you drown can I have what's left of your belongings?

I admire your capitalist spirit, but wouldn't his belongings all be waterlogged?

True, but maybe salvageable.

[Aaron]

Dry out his gun and sell it, thats a good couple hundred there.

[Oxymoron]

Though the price of sending it through the postal services might make a severe dent into that.

[Zod]

Seems like a good way of being hassled by the cops. Also, I understand a lot of places in New Orleans won't let you take guns inside.

It's freakin' Louisiana, dude, concealed carry is super easy there. Only restrictions that really matter (beyond government offices and schools) are bars/bar areas of restaurants (but not the sit-down dining part) and parades/houses of worship.

Also, I don't really like guns. If it's just recreational shooting then it's not a big deal. But I don't want it to become more of a liability than an asset for me.

[Flagg]

Dry out his gun and sell it, thats a good couple hundred there.

Or I could use it to kill the President of testing.

[Zod]

Dry out his gun and sell it, thats a good couple hundred there.

Or I could use it to kill the President of testing.

Again?

[Flagg]

Dry out his gun and sell it, thats a good couple hundred there.

Or I could use it to kill the President of testing.

Again?

Motherfucker keeps coming back. He's like Jesus but less jewey.

[Aaron]

I read that as less "Janeway"

[RogueIce]

I'd like less of Janeway...in her uniform.

[magic princess]

That's how Janeway looks after a good session of pistol-whipping Chakotay's balls with a shotshell revolver while she's stripping to have kinky bondage sex with 7.

[Flagg]

That's how Janeway looks after a good session of pistol-whipping Chakotay's balls with a shotshell revolver while she's stripping to have kinky bondage sex with 7.

More please.

[timmy]

More please.

[Questor]

You people are sick.

[Losonti Tokash]

never has it been a more appropriate time for

[magic princess]

Pfft, Janeway/7 and Janeway/Torres were, like, MAJOR femslash pairings in the late 90's.

[Flagg]

Yet I could never find many 7/Torres stories.

[magic princess]

Janeway let her bitches have fun without her? Who the hell do you think she is, a pushover?

[magic princess]

(I injured the sciatic nerve in my left leg. GOO GO GO PAINKILLERS).

[Crazedwraith]

Dry out his gun and sell it, thats a good couple hundred there.

Or I could use it to kill the President of testing.

Do we even have one of those anymore? i thought we were all equal under comrade adr's glorious revolution

[Oxymoron]

Until he resigned and let Phant takeover.

We're still waiting for Ford to claim back his throne, tho'.

[adr]

tbh testingstan politics are too complex for me to follow lol

[Questor]

Dry out his gun and sell it, thats a good couple hundred there.

Or I could use it to kill the President of testing.

Do we even have one of those anymore? i thought we were all equal under comrade adr's glorious revolution

The counterrevolution deposed him when he went on a add session.