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Oh dear lord save us

i just had another spider in the door thing

happened i think three times now. i open my door in the morning, and a couple spiders fall out

they must think it (there's a gap on the outside part of the door) is the perfect overnight nest. i imagine they are laying eggs, the webby things look like sacs


but mang

spiders

Is that Big Orange?

starku wrote:Oh dear lord save us

Aaron wrote:Is that Big Orange?

Don't dis spiders*, they are fucking adorable. We have at least three zebra-spiders living in our bathroom, I say 'hi' to them every morning. Since they're a type of jumping-spider, they have some of the best binocular vision among all arthropods, which means when I wave at them, they'll turn to face me and wave their pedipalps back. They're like cool, tiny roomies that eat pests and don't leave a mess.

*unless your door spiders are brown recluses. In that case it's way safer for you and everyone else there to remove or kill them.

idk what kind of spider they are but my general policy toward spiders is live and let live

there was one outside the door that would spin some beautiful webs between the pole thing and my snow shovel

the rising sun would give it a really good lighting

very pretty web


but i don't know much about spiders at all, i just don't like them falling on me!

As long as it's not a brown recluse or dropping into my food I don't care about any spider in the house. Less bugs to bother me.

Big Orangutan wrote:

Knubble tov wrote: Darth: The dislike, from what I'm reading online, appears to be about hype. People became disappointed that someone who hasn't made a decent movie since Black Hawk Down didn't live up to their expectations.

kingdom of heaven

i liked kingdom of heaven

director's cut tho

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

Big Orangutan wrote:

Knubble tov wrote: Darth: The dislike, from what I'm reading online, appears to be about hype. People became disappointed that someone who hasn't made a decent movie since Black Hawk Down didn't live up to their expectations.

kingdom of heaven

Shit. I forgot about that one. I remember it being good when I saw it in 2005, but I want to see the director's cut.

i thought his post-black hawk down movies were very competent though not all of them were holy shit fuck awesome

i liked body of lies

but maybe that was just mark strong

watch and learn my dear

I'd heard bad things about Kingdom of Heaven, and I hated Gladiator so I skipped it. I may have to pick up a bluray of the directors cut and suffer through the PC bullshit. I still wanna watch my Troy DC bluray since it was awesome and it's a fucking crime they butchered that brilliant movie in the editing bay for the theatrical release.

i liked kingdom of heaven since the good guys (saladin and the muslims) won while all the motherfuckers (european christians) got what they had coming

maybe that's why you heard bad things about it though

good guys winning in the end is so cliche the art critics must've hated it

Troy DC is fucking awesome. The little bits of dialogue they cut change whole characters, like Ajax. Music is better too.

I dunno, I just remember hearing it went PC on the whole Christian vs Muslim dynamic especially with Whorelando Bloom's character.

Phantasee wrote:Troy DC is fucking awesome. The little bits of dialogue they cut change whole characters, like Ajax. Music is better too.

Yeah. It's an awesome movie. TAKE IT! IT'S YOURS!

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:i liked kingdom of heaven since the good guys (saladin and the muslims) won while all the motherfuckers (european christians) got what they had coming

maybe that's why you heard bad things about it though

good guys winning in the end is so cliche the art critics must've hated it

orlando bloom was a side character

hey, at that time it was shown, portraying muslims heroically sticking swords into christians' faces as a noble and moral thing was so totally not PC

i love that movie

it should be shown at jesus day or america day along with stuff like american history x just so we can appreciate our heritage better

it wasn't really christian vs muslim

it was more decent people vs assholes

that's how i saw it, anyway

saladin treats orlando bloom decently because orlando bloom is a decent guy, from the start

he's earned their respect

whereas the assholes get treated like shit, or only given the minimum of respect they deserve due to their position

and that's like the idea of respecting the rank, not the man

Shroom Man 777 wrote:edited

Shroom Man 777 wrote:i liked kingdom of heaven since the good guys (saladin and the muslims) won while all the motherfuckers (european christians) got what they had coming

maybe that's why you heard bad things about it though

good guys winning in the end is so cliche the art critics must've hated it

orlando bloom was a side character

hey, at that time it was shown, portraying muslims heroically sticking swords into christians' faces as a noble and moral thing was so totally not PC

i love that movie

it should be shown at jesus day or america day along with stuff like american history x just so we can appreciate our heritage better

Showing Muslims as protagonists or just anti-heroes was a big deal after 9/11. They changed entire movie plots to avoid even mentioning muslims IE Sum of all Fears which had BAD EUROTRASH FASCISTS as the enemy rather than the Muslim terrorists from the book.

they avoided mentioning bad guy muslimngs

but never had good guy muslims much either

and now these muslims stab white christian guise in the face and win and are awesome

yes

I really liked American Gangster

Aaron wrote:God Ryan, don't wave the gun control shite around again. Nothing derails a thread faster then that.

I was honestly going to leave it at that regardless of his response. Unless it was something mind numbingly stupid anyway.

Big Orangutan wrote:

starku wrote:Oh dear lord save us

Aaron wrote:Is that Big Orange?

i swear to god motherfucker if i had the power i'd give you the slowfuse treatment sharpish

i'll abuse the titling system as much as i please

yessssssss