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Darksi4190 wrote:So I was looking in OT on SDN today, and I saw the trailer for the Red Dawn remake.

the stuff in it about the norks using an EMP weapon? They are literally using the exact same plot as Homefront. Ripping off one of the most bland and tasteless video games i've ever played does not endear me to this movie.

Considering they already made Battleship into a movie, this is not in fact a new low for Hollywood. Sadly.

Oxymoron wrote:They should just take a cue from the 50's/60's and make the invaders aliens. There'd be less less problem for people to suspend their disbelief.

Again: Battleship.

Phantasee wrote:

Dooey Jo wrote:maybe they could make a film about america invading some random country for no reason

i'd watch that

It's called CNN.

Better than a remake, set it during an alien invasion, and a bunch of kids inspired by the original movie Red Dawn, start calling themselves the WOLVERINES and do the same thing to them wats wez did to the Ruskies!

And the end of the movie the Earth is depopulated because what did you think a bunch of kids could do.

Oh shit falling skies is already kinda doing that but differently similar.

What I can't figure out is how they're going to give this movie a happy ending. I mean, they say that EMPs (or whatever they call the superweapon) wiped out US infrastructure prior to the invasion and it would seem that El Presidente and all leadership was taken out in a decapitation operation (again, going by the basic of the trailer).

So, when the Wolverines are in their most dire moment, backs to the wall and ready to face death, who will magically appear to save them? Will it be the Canuckistani army rolling South in the name of liberation and maple syrup?

Will it be a magically hidden super-American-robot-army that appears from out of fucking no where?

weemadando wrote:So, when the Wolverines are in their most dire moment, backs to the wall and ready to face death, who will magically appear to save them? Will it be the Canuckistani army rolling South in the name of liberation and maple syrup?

shhhhhhhhhh

don't tip them off

http://sonofbaldwin.tumblr.com/post/289 ... cking-trip

hahaha what the fuck is this

Phantasee wrote:http://sonofbaldwin.tumblr.com/post/289 ... cking-trip

hahaha what the fuck is this

What am I looking for, Phant? I haven't been following this news story.

I fully expect that the US ARMY/MARINES/COASTGUARD will magically appear to deliver a winning blow to the war in suburban Washington state at the exact moment when the teens are in the deepest peril.

But man, how good would it be for this movie to end with the Wolverines getting taken out by a North Korean drone because they were congregating and thus were clearly terrorists?

Knubble tov wrote:

Phantasee wrote:http://sonofbaldwin.tumblr.com/post/289 ... cking-trip

hahaha what the fuck is this

What am I looking for, Phant? I haven't been following this news story.

the dude just hates white people

it's getting reblogged but people only keep the picture and caption

i wanted to read the original post and saw this

like wtf

well let's be fair here

he's not entirely off base

most of America believes Muslims, wherever they are, are enemies of the state and, therefore, deserve to be bombed and shot.

i didn't say the author was lying

his stupid rant has a few points based in fact but the rest is some angry shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_tqxCGBFfg

Idiots trying to one up idiots is my new YouTube jam.

weemadando wrote:I fully expect that the US ARMY/MARINES/COASTGUARD will magically appear to deliver a winning blow to the war in suburban Washington state at the exact moment when the teens are in the deepest peril.

That would be pretty funny if the Coast Guard saved the day. Not as funny as if it were the mighty NOAA Corps, though.

weemadando wrote:But man, how good would it be for this movie to end with the Wolverines getting taken out by a North Korean drone because they were congregating and thus were clearly terrorists?

Isn't that pretty much what happened in the original? They didn't all die but pretty much. If it weren't for that little bit with the memorial it would've been a downer ending.

so i was looking at my anime music folder and played a file 01-itsuka-sora-ni-todoite.mp3

I'm pretty sure it is from gundam 0080 but what makes me laugh is the random english sentences mixed in

kinda common in anime music but it cracks me up every time

I picked up a copy of Gundam Extreme Vs. (the latest in the Fed v Zeon series), and it's hilarious when that song comes on in a battle.

Is that any good? I was thinking about getting it.

i wish tv could have some continuityutt

in a previous epsiode they made a point that handgun bullets lack the punch to take out a car's engine block

but in this episode they use handgun bullets to take out a car's engine block


i could live with it either way but jesus just pick one or the other

Are you watching "Burn Notice?"


Shame on you........

I am also watching Burn Notice.

yes indeed that's the show. i watch most the usa network shows

So I find myself wanting to do something more interesting and meaningful than my current job, but part-time minimum wage gigs are basically all i'll be able to get until I finish school.


Maybe I should just join the army like my friend dave. At least it'd be interesting.

Darksi4190 wrote:So I find myself wanting to do something more interesting and meaningful than my current job, but part-time minimum wage gigs are basically all i'll be able to get until I finish school.


Maybe I should just join the army like my friend dave. At least it'd be interesting.

I thought about joining the army once. Then I realized I had a severe allergic reaction to bullets.

Darksi4190 wrote:So I find myself wanting to do something more interesting and meaningful than my current job, but part-time minimum wage gigs are basically all i'll be able to get until I finish school.


Maybe I should just join the army like my friend dave. At least it'd be interesting.

Your better off at mcdicks.

Seriously.

That's actually what dave said too. Apparently the Army isn't nearly as exciting as the recruiters tell you it will be.

I tried joining the Navy but Navy but I don't know how to swim. Actually, I was disqualified because of the Toe Fingers.

It's the level of bullshit.