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#1101 Post by zhaktronz »

Hahah oh man the post that keeps on giving.


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#1102 Post by Zablorg »

what are the logistics of the roleplay

does she pretend to be a pony or a human in all of it

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#1103 Post by Bakustra »

Zablorg wrote:what are the logistics of the roleplay

does she pretend to be a pony or a human in all of it
first she puts on the suit

then she has to talk harvey down from the windowsill because he met a labour voter today

he rants about the end of the world and socialism for about thirty minutes

then he starts calling her maggie and she has to go back for a grey wig to put on the pony costume

i find that i'm starting to involuntarily make noises as i envision this further so i will stop for now

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#1104 Post by Aaron »

Not Thatcher, surely he has better taste then that.

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#1105 Post by adr »

whoa holding my keyboard in the air messes up my tv reception

but the antenna is in another room!
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#1106 Post by Oxymoron »

zhaktronz wrote:its stargliders bird patrol ISNT IT
what's the context of this post ?
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#1107 Post by zhaktronz »

The post two posts above.

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#1108 Post by Darksi4190 »

Quackustra wrote: i find that i'm starting to involuntarily make noises as i envision this further so i will stop for now
May I be charitable and assume these noises are related to nausea or other types of gastrointestinal distress?


Because I really don't want to assume that they're the other kind of noises.

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#1109 Post by RogueIce »

Damn it Windows why do you keep hitting me up for 15+ updates at a time? :psyduck:

Can't you stagger that shit better?

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#1110 Post by uraniun235 »

Aaron wrote:Not Thatcher, surely he has better taste then that.
I remember there was a guy on the Total Annihilation forum who, in IRC, admitted that he had sexual fantasies about Margaret Thatcher


Any other old TAU posters here may remember him as PeterC, or Peter Cuthbertson

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#1111 Post by Jung »

uraniun235 wrote:I remember there was a guy on the Total Annihilation forum who, in IRC, admitted that he had sexual fantasies about Margaret Thatcher
"Women love power[ful men]." Heard: I bet p much whenever you hear about some middle aged/old guy with lots of power having an affair with an intern or something who's like half his age.

Sometimes I think the sexes are a lot more like each other in terms of what attracts them than the conventional wisdom thinks they are.

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#1112 Post by Oxymoron »

So, I'm watching Apocalypse Now. Long movie, so I'm watching it bit by bit. Called it quit tonight two hours in, when they're in the French plantation.


Goddamn, that movie is... surreal. The "apocalypse" part of the title takes on a new meaning for me.
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#1113 Post by Straha »

I love that movie.
I love the plantation scene, especially the dinner.
I love it all.
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#1114 Post by Aaron »

I don't think I've ever seen that scene. Fantastic movie though.

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#1115 Post by Straha »

It's in the re-release. Redux. It was cut for being very long and talky and politicy. But that's why it's good says I.
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#1116 Post by Oxymoron »

The version I have is more than three hours long.
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#1117 Post by Aaron »

My favourite is the scene in the trenches with the guy and his blooper. It sums up the war so well.

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#1118 Post by Oxymoron »

"blooper" ? What's that ? The grenade launcher ?

Are you talking about the scene where they are at the bridge battleground ? Man, that was... so absurd and senseless.

... Goddamn that scene... Seeing all the men desperately trying to get into the boat... It evoked image of lost souls in the Styx trying to get on Charon's boat.

And re-building the bridge everyday, for it to be blown up everyday... Totally Sisyphus.
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#1119 Post by Aaron »

Yeah the grenade launcher. I think it is the bridge. Its at night, theres music, xmas lights and shit.

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#1120 Post by Oxymoron »

Yep, that's it.

I can see what you mean by "it sums up the war so well".
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#1121 Post by Oxymoron »

And that poor guy who dropped acid, and is thrown into that surreal situation. Man, that must have been a unique kind of trip he got out of the experience.


... Poor souls.


I'll finish that movie tomorrow.
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#1122 Post by Aaron »

"I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one."

I can't watch these movies anymore, hell Tool brought me to tears in The Expendables

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#1123 Post by Aaron »

When the other boat crew burns off there tarp with a willy pete, that sums it up well too.

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#1124 Post by Gands »

You guys should watch Hearts of Darkness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearts_of_ ... Apocalypse

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#1125 Post by The Spartan »

Aaron wrote:I can't watch these movies anymore, hell Tool brought me to tears in The Expendables
Tool? Were they on the soundtrack? I don't recall them being. You might be thinking of Shinedown.

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