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evilsoup wrote:lol
well I haven't touched that for a while
but I want to give darksider his pretty pony princess title again, so I'll try and put something up for next weekend

I'll give you all the money in my left hand right now if you do this.

"be advised," *I get blown up by drone* "hostile hunter killer drone deployed"

pisses me off

adr wrote:"be advised," *I get blown up by drone* "hostile hunter killer drone deployed"

pisses me off

I really should pick up Blops 2 some day, but i'm really just burned out on the whole CoD thing.

adr wrote:"be advised," *I get blown up by drone* "hostile hunter killer drone deployed"

pisses me off

I believe the proper response to this would be:

"L2P n00b lolololo"

RogueIce wrote: I believe the proper response to this would be:

"L2P n00b lolololo"

Well you know if he got a few more kills then he could fuck people up with the drone.

EDIT: ADR, what system do you play on?

Darksi4190 wrote:

RogueIce wrote: I believe the proper response to this would be:

"L2P n00b lolololo"

Well you know if he got a few more kills then he could fuck people up with the drone.

I do believe that would fall under L2P.

I'm on the playstation 3.

I actually play pretty well now. Have a career k/d of about 1.03; not fantastic, but pretty solid and I place in the top three of the lobby more than half my games.

I wouldn't call myself a good gunfighter, though I'm definitely better than I was... but the big gains have come from stuff like that "Moneyball" stuff: I notice that I strike out 3/4 times taking a swing at certain pitches.... so I just let them go. If I walk, hey, at least I'm on first base, and that's what matters.

For instance, I don't have a very good aim, so instead of trying to shoot someone coming down a long corridor, I'll run away to cover and just remember to turn around a few seconds later to deal with him when he's closer, or wait for him to round the corner and fight it out then. They might yell "fucking camper" (if you aren't sprinting around like a mad chicken every second of the game, you're a camper), but hey, you're the guy who ran into my kinda obvious trap. You get what's coming to you.

I'm still alive. The Chinese really need to upgrade from IE7 cause it' making my life a living hell. Carl Jr's makes a surprisingly good burger here.

Bounty wrote:I'm still alive. The Chinese really need to upgrade from IE7 cause it' making my life a living hell. Carl Jr's makes a surprisingly good burger here.

They have Carl Jr's in China?


our cultural conquest is nearly complete

Man I love that all these flash video sites send information between the server and the video player in perfectly readable JSON or XML so you can just intercept the server response and basically change "useAds" from "yep" to "nope" and have a good ol' not annoying watch.


i like to think of it as the developers doing it deliberately as a gift to us other elite, ad-exempt members of society

and not just being a bit crap

obviously the pointless obfuscation of the player-enabling javascripts is so they can tell their overseers "there, it's totally secure now"

Considering making a plug-in ?

if i released this highly arcane method to the public, obviously they would start closing the holes

Darksi4190 wrote:

Bounty wrote:I'm still alive. The Chinese really need to upgrade from IE7 cause it' making my life a living hell. Carl Jr's makes a surprisingly good burger here.

They have Carl Jr's in China?


our cultural conquest is nearly complete

I've never seen one.

Man I miss Five Guys.

Ralin wrote: Man I miss Five Guys.

That's what she said.

Zod wrote:

Ralin wrote: Man I miss Five Guys.

That's what she said.

Your mom said that?

Flagg wrote:

Zod wrote:

Ralin wrote: Man I miss Five Guys.

That's what she said.

Your mom said that?

I'm pretty sure everybody's mother has said that at one point.

Whew, I just read through like half of Guns, Germs, and Steel today (I've just finished the book).

It's a shorter book than I expected it to be. I was expecting a massive tome but it was only 425 pages.

Truthfully, I'm still kind of shocked to see Burger King here in Shenzhen.

Jung wrote:Whew, I just read through like half of Guns, Germs, and Steel today (I've just finished the book).

It's a shorter book than I expected it to be. I was expecting a massive tome but it was only 425 pages.

(to me, more than 400 pages = massive tome )

Dude the last Harry Potter book clocked in at twice that, and I'm sure you ripped through that in one night.

to the music of my new favorite song:


i pwn the n00bs
all the bad dudes
i lol when they alt-f fo-o-our

you should have quit
you piece of shit
instead you came right back for mo-o-ore

[chorus]
everyone else in the game can see it
everyone else but yo-ou

n00blar you lose just about every gu-un fight
the way you miss easy shots leaves me underwhelmed

but when you trash talk we pros it ain't hard to tell
you don't know-o-ow you don't know you're a n00blar

if only you saw what i can see
you'd understand why you need help so-o desperately
right now i'm pwning you and i can't believe

you don't kno-o-ow you don't know you're a n00blar
that's what makes you a n00blar
[/chorus]

so c-c-c'mon, you camp the spawn
yet still won't live to see da-a-awn

i don't know why
you think your fly
you haven't killed any motherfucking gu-u-uys

[chorus and ending]

I can't quite match up the meter of that, so can you please Name That Tune?

you don't know you're beautiful by one direction

We have Carl Jrs, Papa John's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Starbucks, McDo, Subway and maybe a few others.

You could seriously live here on just American junk food. Won't be a long life though.

adr wrote:you don't know you're beautiful by one direction

I've heard about this band but I'm never sure if I've heard any of their songs or not

Just listened to that tune. Catchy riff.