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someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick

i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs

Zablorg wrote:someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick

i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs

What they're saying is that women really just want to see our tits. Typical.

'my style is like sex in the shower, fresh as fuck'

thanks for that kanye

honestly i'd think sex in the shower would be kind of hazardous

live dangerously zabs

I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.

timmy wrote:I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.

All the most awkward anecdotes involve sex.

If this place was a bar and we were all four beers in then it'd be alright.

Come to think of it, I've never had sex in the shower. I've showered with girlfriends (separately, not a big shower orgy), but we never had sex...

It was always after, actually.

Its easy to slip and fall, bashing your foot (where the toe was cut off naturally), your knee and your head. Jacuzzi tubs work better.

I once nearly drowned getting intimate in a jacuzzi. She got carried away.

Val and I are seriously talking about a shower room with a bench big enough to lay down on.

You need a proper sex shower, rather than a bathtub/shower combo:



Something like that, though I have seen more spacious ones that would be better.

Not to say it can't be done in a bathtub/shower combo, but it is more difficult.

Showers seem like they're better for foreplay than actual sex. I'd be too worried about slipping and hitting my head or something.

Shower like the one rogue posted are pretty nice, tho I've never had sex in any kind of shower.

The problem with the kind of shower Rogue posted, is that if you do slip and fall, the chances of you hitting your neck / the back of your head over the bench are pretty high.

As I said, there are bigger ones out there so it'd be less of an issue.

Alternatively you could just sit on the bench and let her ride you. Or have her lean/kneel/whatever against it and go doggy style. There are many options.

I love shower rooms. So much easier to use than the usual shower/tub setup. I especially like the ones that have the absolutely huge rain-type shower heads.

This would no doubt make your sexual escapades in the shower easier.

Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?

Space

You and your fancy considerations.

Oxymoron wrote:Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?

The neighbors would talk...

Cracked the screen on my Galaxy Note. Not sure how, hadn't dropped it in a while, maybe am earlier, unnoticed crack in a corner got torqued *just so* or something.

Anyhow - diagonal, top right to bottom left, whole of the glass. Thankfully its very thin and only really noticeable because I'm peeved about it, or when I look at an oblique angle.

Ah well. 220 bucks to have it fixed. Or 200ish for parts and shipping to fix it myself...

Is that the tablet?