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Knubfuck wrote:Just let that entire region blow itself up. is that how you do 40k right?

starku wrote:don't forget SERGEANT MANLIUS

starku wrote:in that one book i read the other week about the grey knights

starku wrote:having read it

every time people say

'read these 25 40k books they are the best scifi i have ever read, accessible to non-40k fans, and address all these fascinating concepts in a thoughtful way'

i just want to murder bcg

ps it's ALWAYS HIM

starku wrote:are you sure

i will check at home

the first chapter is like a litany of names he clearly pulled out of a forum poll

Knubfuck wrote:Someone link to an excerpt fro ma 40k novel so I can amend my post in the appropriate manner.

Knubfuck wrote:Someone link to an excerpt fro ma 40k novel so I can amend my post in the appropriate manner.

this is better than any 40k novel wrote:Johnny Fiveaces powered down the magnabike with a not quite unhearble hum and checked his chronometer. “Damn.” he hissed threw his clinched teeth which were surrounded by the stubble of five days where in he had not shaven himself at all. It was almost chromodawn at Clashpoint. Alreddy the sun was sitting Walliston’s Hill ah blaze like so much molten meddle or a coin, gyreating in the air, tossed there by the uncaring hand of an imaginary god that doesn’t exist, borne from the interior minds of the hobbled masses. The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel that was orange. Damn, he, Johnny, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. It’s almost humorous. Yeah, I could almost laugh, if I hadn’t cried that part of me away when my parents were maccasared by Dr. Malaprop and the government sanctioned murderers of “CAPITAL”.

He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue. He thought of Nina and her mellifluous buttocks that he used to love to bang. Even now his nano enhanced hearing could almost hear her vagina lips quivering with moisture and also pleasure, like a slice of synth-ham being tongued by one of Malaprop’s slamhounds. When he got back to City5, he was going to do some sex, no doubt about that. “That’s right doll” he said to nobody and the wind. They were going to do it hard. He smiled, blowing smoke from his nostrils. They were going to do it cyber hard.

Phantasee wrote:i don't think bcg likes cad

i think he doesn't like people not discussing the content of the op without getting sidetracked by stupid shit nobody has cared about for...years now? i don't even remember

let it go, man

bcg wrote:Favorite Comic: Ctrl-Alt-Del

Aaron wrote:

starku wrote:are you sure

i will check at home

the first chapter is like a litany of names he clearly pulled out of a forum poll

Yeah the grand master who kills gargamel with the lighting sworl definitely has a d in his name.