Support the Burrito Documentary

[Zablorg]

aw yeah

much obliged oxymoron

we are now 25 percent over our target goal

but the lines are still open

[Losonti Tokash]

man i am pretty amazed

[Count Chocula]

NT is the kickstarter microbanking alternative

look out

Adam will take a cut

three chalupas per $100

cause he's cruel like that

[Zablorg]

hey chocula

i and the rest of the board would greatly respect you if you contributed 10 bucks towards my documentary

also support small business

[Count Chocula]

Dude that's like totally not happening, I don't want to marry your ass and I'm Catholic so nowadays plural marriage is a no-no. You whore (psst call Lucas he's retiring and I bet he wants a protege).

But if you produce the 'documentary' and post it on Pozible or YouTube I promise you one American chalupa, dry ice preserved, delivered to your address with a selection of mild, medium and hot sauce. Crunchy beef tacos could be in the offing. Heck, I might even get Taco Bell management involved for a project of this magnitude. I'm doubling down!

[starku]

It's actually pretty amazing you think you're being funny here

And not y'know

At other thing

[Count Chocula]

No I'm serious. Thanks for the deep insight into my psyche.

The ball's in Zablorg's court you can just fuck the fuck off.

[starku]

It's the combination of tough guy stuff and lonely vulnerability that makes you the joke you are

And no, I'm never going to stop mining for choco gold

Your only escape is to just shut the fuck up

And we both know you can't do that

[Zablorg]

i bet it would really piss stark off if chocula donated money to my documentary

am i right stark

[Count Chocula]

You do the docudrama and you'll get the AmeroMex food. I'll do it for you.

[starku]

I would be livid

[Count Chocula]

Film at 11. Burritos at 12. American burritos so make medical arrangements prior to consumption.

[Zablorg]

chocula dude i live on the other side of the ocean

if you just donate like half of the burrito delivery fee you are so eager to toss around

i would be very happy

[Count Chocula]

No. Produce a 5 minute video and I'll pay for the dry ice and air freight. Besides, half the delivery fee has me marrying you like 10 times. I just can't do that. I'd rather serve you beans from 12,000 miles.

[starku]

look he promises

PROMISES

to do something useless

AFTERWARD




don't you believe him or something

[Count Chocula]

proof

then

putting.

I'm rewarding results, not financing a startup here. I'm already hip deep in that IRL.

[Zablorg]

you know chocula you can support the project in excess of 10 dollars without accepting a reward of any kind

[starku]

its almost like you want somehting useful rather than vague promises of something totally useless, zab

why are you so unreasonable???

(ps chocs is a big important man don't waste his time on this small beans ho ho a mexican joke so funny)

[Count Chocula]

why are you dodging Zab i'm starting to believe you're not 100% committed i hesitate to recommend a second round of VC funding tangible progress towards the goal counts

oh btw if 10 dollars buys respect you're selling yourself too cheaply

let's see the Aussie burrito experience

[Zablorg]

well the documentary will get made

however i will remind you that 12 dollars or even 22 dollars for a project of this scale is a steal

and when the documentary is completed

you will deliver my burrito

or you will be banned

[zhaktronz]

I will donate $10 zab, when i can find my wallet :s

Stupid lack of paypal

[zhaktronz]

I will donate $10 zab, when i can find my wallet :s

Stupid lack of paypal

Also I want to open up the AWKWARD QUESTION reward to the board for suggestions

[Phantasee]

well the documentary will get made

however i will remind you that 12 dollars or even 22 dollars for a project of this scale is a steal

and when the documentary is completed

you will deliver my burrito

or you will be banned

I'll make sure of it.

[Darth Fanboy]

Also I want to open up the AWKWARD QUESTION reward to the board for suggestions

"Have you ever thought of me or any of our relatives in a sexual way?"

"Can you describe the shape of your most memorable bowel movement?"

"do you have a crush on someone and if so what is his name?"

[Zablorg]

principal photography began today and i am quite pleased with the results

contract negotiations have complicated with my brother

i will keep you all posted of future developments as they arise