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Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:33 am**

Tevar wrote:*smoke wreathing her jaws* I've had enough of this.

First Attk: Breath Weapon/Animate Breath, turning cone of fire into Fire-based Construct (Size Huge), doing bashing/fire damage with every strike.
2nd Attk: Soaring Raptor Strike to leap onto Baka's back, which adds 4d6 to my Claw attks as I begin to rip his wings apart.
3rd attk: Bite to base of neck with intent to kill

Now... do you want me to start rolling dice and adding it up, Baka? Or do you want to surrender now.

We are down the rabbit hole, people. This is not a drill.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:38 am**

Bakustra mentioned how terrible they are at optimization, but that post also got to the atrophied systems-obsessed DND nerd part of me. 4d6 is notable damage? Shameful shit.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:42 am**

She would have done a lot more damage if she went Hulking Hurler. Or done the smart thing and chosen a caster class.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:45 am**

Civil War Man wrote:She would have done a lot more damage if she went Hulking Hurler. Or done the smart thing and chosen a caster class.

GET OUT OF MY MIND!

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:04 am**

dont worry guise i have a response of infinitely more maturity and taste

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:08 am**

fuck me

did all of you guys play dnd or something

fuck i have no idea what's going on in that thread

or in testing

when did you all turn into such...nerds???

i just realized i've probably never played an rpg

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:10 am**

Phantasee wrote:fuck me

did all of you guys play dnd or something

fuck i have no idea what's going on in that thread

or in testing

when did you all turn into such...nerds???

i just realized i've probably never played an rpg

well that's understandable

in order to play one you need friends

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:11 am**

shitty friends

friends don't let friends do such terrible things

i mean god damn

this is awful

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:12 am**

Phantasee wrote:shitty friends

friends don't let friends do such terrible things

i mean god damn

this is awful

the mask had to come off some time

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:14 am**

we may be nerds, but are we fatty nerds???

that is the question

(in my case i could stand to lose a few kilos)

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:20 am**

I can count my ribs when my clothes are off

i'm safe

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:23 am**

Nietzslime wrote:I can count my ribs when my clothes are off

i'm safe

i can't

i'm not

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:38 am**

Phantasee wrote:shitty friends

friends don't let friends do such terrible things

i mean god damn

this is awful

you gotta remember

these guys are serious

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:47 am**

father forgive me, for i have used a "robe and wizard hat" reference

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:00 am**

starku wrote:you gotta remember

these guys are serious

It is a conundrum. They are so serious, trolling them should be unsatisfying since we are able to rile them up just by citing D&D exploits.

And yet, there is something almost irresistible about it.

I mean, I pretty much never troll anyone.

Yet even I cannot stop making fun of them.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:01 am**

i'm conflicted

because making fun of dnd people is good

but it has stopped them talking about becoming breeders for the cause

which i sa shame

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:02 am**

LadyTevar wrote:IRL, you're a stupid little whiner with delusions of grandeur. IRL, I am a overwieght, over-40 government worker with a chronically ill husband, who still gets more sex than you.

Now, do you want to continue this round of Min-Max Powergamer Bullshit? Because right now, BY THE RULES AND WITHOUT CHEATING, my Q-given Dragon-self is mauling your dragon-self into burnt dogchow, and I still have 3 rounds (posts in this case) before I get to use my Flame-breath again. I'm also getting a minimum of Claw-Claw-Bite attacks on your unprotected back and throat, and only your natural Armor has kept me from killing you this far. I can always add the Flesh Ripper strike, which will literally peel away your skin to make it easier to hit you.

Pray I don't roll a Crit on you.

so... little... comprehension...

starku wrote:i'm conflicted

because making fun of dnd people is good

but it has stopped them talking about becoming breeders for the cause

which i sa shame

they had already stopped that beforehand

maybe this will shake them up a bit

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:04 am**

can someone explain to me how ripping someones skin makes them easier to hit

y'know beyond debuffs and shit that dnd doesn't have

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:05 am**

Yeah, it's a shame they stopped talking about transgender dragon rape.

But Tevar's like this close to getting all Mazes and Monsters IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE on us.

How can we not press on?

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:06 am**

starku wrote:can someone explain to me how ripping someones skin makes them easier to hit

y'know beyond debuffs and shit that dnd doesn't have

armor class makes you harder to hit, duh

but they're "only using the rules as loose guidelines" yet nobody will call this out

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:10 am**

B-A-K-U-S-T-R-A wrote:but they're "only using the rules as loose guidelines" yet nobody will call this out

Because "using the rules as loose guidelines" is gamerspeak for "strict adherence to the rules unless someone finds a loophole that we don't want in our sandbox"

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:16 am**

B-A-K-U-S-T-R-A wrote:armor class makes you harder to hit, duh

but they're "only using the rules as loose guidelines" yet nobody will call this out

man did they ever use ac penalties to reflect damage or reduced agility or whatever? it seems such an easy fix there must be something wrong iwth it

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:16 am**

Do... Do people like Tev anymore?

I remember asking her a question twice in chat and she went all ballistic on me for no reason because her response was too long the first time she wrote it and it didn't post. She's a bitch.

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:19 am**

starku wrote:
B-A-K-U-S-T-R-A wrote:armor class makes you harder to hit, duh

but they're "only using the rules as loose guidelines" yet nobody will call this out

man did they ever use ac penalties to reflect damage or reduced agility or whatever? it seems such an easy fix there must be something wrong iwth it

this is the game that developed THAC0

do you have to ask?

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:21 am**

the joke for me is actually thinking thaco was a shortcut or made antyhing easier

ps normalising to zero = instantly fixed

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