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Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:52 pm
by timmy
She's ante-natal?

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:59 pm
by Count Chocula
Zablorg wrote:god i have such a pathetic time reconciling work and play

it almost has to be all or nothing when it comes to getting shit done
That's just the ADD talking. Pressure makes you focus. It's all good.

Ps pressure works on non-add folks too.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:34 am
by Questor
Positive vent!

Got a thousand dollar suit for $275.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:37 am
by Stofsk
Man I fucking hate being overweight. Once you put it on it's a fucking bitch to take it off.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:40 am
by RogueIce
Questor wrote:Positive vent!

Got a thousand dollar suit for $275.
I don't think some guy on the sidewalk with a sign saying CHEAP SUITS HERE is a legitimate source, mate. :yarr:

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:48 am
by Flagg
Only douchebags wear $1000 suits, no matter how cheap they got them. Pimps, now they wear $3000 suits!

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:57 am
by Questor
RogueIce wrote:
Questor wrote:Positive vent!

Got a thousand dollar suit for $275.
I don't think some guy on the sidewalk with a sign saying CHEAP SUITS HERE is a legitimate source, mate. :yarr:
I'll have you know that I only buy my sweatshop produced menswear from legitimate retail shops. The fact that I usually wait for clearances is neither here nor there.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:27 am
by Oxymoron
timmy wrote:She's ante-natal?
27 weeks.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:40 am
by timmy
Glad to hear they're okay.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:46 am
by timmy
What happened in this country. Larrikinism used to actually be fun, rather than the tired misused cliche it is now. For example, The Skyhooks:
Poor reception of the album both by the public and reviewers led the band to take out a page-sized ad in the local music press declaring "Why Don't You All Get Fu**ed" (title of one of their songs) and they played their last performance on 8 June in Kalgoorlie
And then at Bathurst, 1992:
The Nissan won the day and the crowd booed when Richards and his co-driver Mark Skaife went to collect their trophies. When prompted for a reaction, Richards' spoke in the microphone: "I'm just really stunned for words, I can't believe the reception. I thought Australian race fans had a lot more to go than this, this is bloody disgraceful. I'll keep racing but I tell you what this is going to remain with me for a long time. You're a pack of arseholes."

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:42 pm
by joviwan
First-World Vent

Got up fresh and early to go to work, arrive to discover I have the day off

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:46 pm
by RogueIce
Should've worked anyway and collected that sweet, sweet OT.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:19 pm
by joviwan
That's actually impossible under my employment circumstances, in every meaningful way.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:55 pm
by Oxymoron
timmy wrote:Glad to hear they're okay.
Thanks bud.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:41 pm
by Phantasee
I hate when I go to a lube shop

And I forget to tell them to not check something

Now he's gone and opened up my glovebox to show how filthy my cabin air filters are

The filters I replaced in November.

And now he's rearranged the contents of my glovebox :/

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:43 pm
by Phantasee
This is why I do my own maintenance in the summer

Jesus

This fucker couldn't start my car

PUT THE CLUTCH IN DUMBASS

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:53 pm
by joviwan
are you serious

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:10 pm
by RyanThunder
You may want to find a new (see: competent) mechanic

Good luck tho.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:20 am
by RogueIce
Clutch? You still use such backwards technologies?

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:29 am
by Zod
Well I know where I'll be on the 28th.

http://pleasuresalon.wordpress.com/ (*SFW)

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:52 am
by RogueIce
Are you going to try out your eye contact voodoo there or...?

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:57 am
by Questor
Based on that last grouping, my guess is that NYPD Vice will be there, too.

Be careful.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:20 am
by Zod
Questor wrote:Based on that last grouping, my guess is that NYPD Vice will be there, too.

Be careful.
Apparently this thing has been going on for awhile now, so if they haven't been raided the last few times I doubt anything terrible is going to happen.

Besides, I don't make enough to pay for a prostitute anyway.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:25 am
by RogueIce
I think that depends entirely on the quality of the prostitute involved.

Re: Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:28 am
by Zod
RogueIce wrote:I think that depends entirely on the quality of the prostitute involved.
My original point stands. :colbert: