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Dooey Jo wrote:"an idea for a movie that i've actually had for a pretty long is 'kindergarten cop' except it's a dog care centre, and as an erotic film"


just putting that quote out there

Context, pls ?

So I looked at the martial arts timetable over the summer. I get unlimited access to classes, but all of the nom TKD classes are at night. So I'll be taking TKD 2-3 times a week, and hoping that something goes daytime is semester 1 next year. Also, should be graduating to a yellow belt soon, so there's that.

If I knew this was so much fun, I would have done it ages ago.

Background: at Texans games I do this cheer where I yell "YAY TEXANS! BOOO {WHOEVER WE'RE PLAYING}!" It's become a thing that people join in on, so, for example, today I would yell "YAY TEXANS!" and have a chorus of voices join in with "BOOOO RAVENS!"

I'm in section 607 behind the Texans bench on their right between the 25 and 30 yard line. I met someone at our tailgate today who sits in section 620 (which is behind the end zone to the left of the Texans bench) who told me that my voice can be heard in his section.

This does terrible things for my ego.

You... You're proud of being loudmouthed Texan douche?

the ravens got fucking creamed too

it was not pretty

Flagg wrote:You... You're proud of being loudmouthed Texan douche?

Evidently.

adr wrote:the ravens got fucking creamed too

it was not pretty

That depends greatly upon your point of view.

The Spartan wrote:

Flagg wrote:You... You're proud of being loudmouthed Texan douche?

Evidently.

Welcome to the club comrade!

So, I finally received my permanent security card for that big research center I work for.

I am Class D personnel.

#FML #SCP

Job interview tomorrow and it's my first one via Skype. Wish me luck.

Break a leg.

Self harm is never the answer.

Oxymoron wrote:So, I finally received my permanent security card for that big research center I work for.

I am Class D personnel.

#FML #SCP

So a Redshirt?

joviwan wrote:Self harm is never the answer.

Ash and his chainsaw disagree.

Aaron wrote:So a Redshirt?

Pretty much.

In reality, it only mean I pay almost nothing for my lunch at work.

But then again I'm not working in the super cool mega research center site but in another isolated site, where I can't use this advantage.

So not only are you the basically a redshirt, but you're working at the isolated facility away from the main site where they do all the risky stuff that's guaranteed to open a portal to Xen or hell or something?

Well it's a computer science lab so unless something goes terribly wrong...

Though we're working on [REDACTED]

just don't sit in front of the particle accelerator and you'll be fine


http://youtube.com/watch?v=1j4gO9sR7zs


maybe

at least you aren't class m or p or something

Oxymoron wrote:Well it's a computer science lab so unless something goes terribly wrong...

Though we're working on [REDACTED]

So basically you'll be the first to be murdered by Skynet.

Got hired, moving to China. Also terrified.

Bounty wrote:Got hired, moving to China. Also terrified.

You can checkout any time you like but you can never leave. Comrade.

personally i wouldn't move 5 miles for a job, much less 5000

Oxymoron wrote:

Aaron wrote:So a Redshirt?

Pretty much.

In reality, it only mean I pay almost nothing for my lunch at work.

But then again I'm not working in the super cool mega research center site but in another isolated site, where I can't use this advantage.

Class D personnel are recruited from prison inmates. Condemned persons are preferred; in times of duress, Protocol 12 can be authorized, allowing recruitment of innocents or persons incarcerated for lesser crimes. All Class D personnel are to be terminated at the first of the month, and a new staff must be ready to replace them.

Lulz.

adr wrote:personally i wouldn't move 5 miles for a job, much less 5000

What if there wasn't any work in your area?

I'd prefer to live with no local job than no local family.