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Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:13 am**

The funny thing is when smokers whine that they're being picked on. Oh boo hoo poor babies can't force everyone else to breathe your rancid shit.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:23 am**

starku wrote:I wonder where knubs gets his violent feelings

It boils when you became a cynic due to your home environment over the last decade: the stepfather treats everyone like crap sans his biological son; treats your mother like property and uses the bible as justification and pitches shitfits when she visits with her family in another state; yells at you when you're mad; yells at you when you're happy; never congratulates you on anything; etc.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:14 am**

Can't display ANY smoking product now Dan. Down from the entire 1m of frontage allowed before

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:16 am**

tell nine fingers!

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:20 am**

We've got them behind little folding doors now. I walked into teh store a year or so ago and went "what happened to all the smokes?"

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:44 am**

My mom smoked while she was pregnant with me and I don't have any health issues at all!

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:53 am**

i just saw an ad for america's navy a global force for good

and it said 5 oceans

what the fuck is the 5th ocean?????

so there's atlantic, pacific, arctic, indian, and.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ocean

southern ocean????????????

what the christ

first pluto

and now this

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:42 am**

Antarctic Ocean.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:44 am**

sometimes i'm just amazed at the stuff i don't know

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:53 am**

well there are no terrorists down there

so its not a good justification for another carrier group :V

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:24 am**

but there could be one day

best invest in a new carrier group now

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:34 am**

I think you boys are forgetting sea sheperd

they're pirates, remember

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:36 am**

yeah but they're green pirates

they don't go around plundering booty, kidnapping princesses to ransom them to european kingdoms, or going ARRR ME MATIES AND SHIVER ME TIMBERS every five minutes

they just get in the way of whaling ships trying to poke giant sea mammals with sharp sticks

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:38 am**

CVBG defending Macquarie Island

lol

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:40 am**

if australia had a CVBG we could project power to antarctica

...for some reason

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:41 am**

the ancient defense outpost is in antarctica

gotta project all the way to the chair

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:45 am**

S.L.Acker wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Make all the lame excuses you want, they're still jerking off to images of little kids, Duckie. Don't give a fuck, that shit ain't right.
Sorry but you must not get that the sort of loli which could actually be legal contains no little kids at all. It does contain drawn images that may depict kids. This isn't the same as child porn, for the very simple reason that it doesn't abuse anybody.

Also, this notion of sex between people of wildly different ages being wrong isn't some universal truth. Many ancient cultures had man/boy relationships that were considered normal. So you can't even argue that all sex between adults and children is abusive, though given modern beliefs any such contact today would cause harm if only because everybody will tell the child they have been harmed.

This'll end well.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:47 am**

Gands wrote:
S.L.Acker wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Make all the lame excuses you want, they're still jerking off to images of little kids, Duckie. Don't give a fuck, that shit ain't right.
Sorry but you must not get that the sort of loli which could actually be legal contains no little kids at all. It does contain drawn images that may depict kids. This isn't the same as child porn, for the very simple reason that it doesn't abuse anybody.

Also, this notion of sex between people of wildly different ages being wrong isn't some universal truth. Many ancient cultures had man/boy relationships that were considered normal. So you can't even argue that all sex between adults and children is abusive, though given modern beliefs any such contact today would cause harm if only because everybody will tell the child they have been harmed.
This'll end well.

i'm really wondering whose sock puppet slacker is

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:53 am**

Seriously guys, it's ok, it's not child porn cause it's a drawing, amirite.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:55 am**

Mr.Coffee wrote:Seriously guys, it's ok, it's not child porn cause it's a drawing, amirite.

on the other hand if they're going to do it anyway, better that it's a drawing and not actual kiddy porn

slacker's still a fuckwit for trying to justify being a pedophile though

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:58 am**

yeah see child porn is bad because it involves child abuse

but whether children are involved or not, whacking off over children is still arguably pedophilia

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:00 am**

Zod wrote:
Mr.Coffee wrote:Seriously guys, it's ok, it's not child porn cause it's a drawing, amirite.
on the other hand if they're going to do it anyway, better that it's a drawing and not actual kiddy porn

slacker's still a fuckwit for trying to justify being a pedophile though

To use the Furry as an example, it's ok because they're not actually trying to fuck animals. Yet we both know that the only difference between a Furry and a Dog Fucker is a bottle of tequila and a lifetime of regret.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:07 am**

you fuck one goat

one goat

and you're a goat fucker for life

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:09 am**

Aaron wrote:Well it's kind of relevant if it's helping kill his mom.

What is it with you guys and shitheads for step-fathers, there's three on this board.

*evolutionary psychology*

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:10 am**

i can blame the victim

single mothers aren't looking for quality they're looking for a meal ticket

can i be a republican now???

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