New Testingstan

Thank you for your illuminating participation in this thread


Edit : Oh, what the heck, I hate being passive-aggressive... Guy, if that picture is somewhat appropriate, you coming in and posting it as your first post on this board ever seems not only petty, it makes you look as bad as what you are decrying, IE : people acting like morons and "trolling" for the heck of it.

So, thank you for looking like a fuckwit, I guess ?

Oxymoron wrote:People should have got at this point that Funnyjunk does not allow hotlinking of their images...

that's pretty ironic considering their whole "lift entire sites' worth of content and threaten to sue people who complain"

Woah woah Rabid I was directly it at Fgalkin, not you guys. I just lurk a lot and never really get around to posting - I'm Moby Halcyon on SDN.

don't worry about it he seems grumpy today

It must take a lot of energy to keep up the disgust, like 5000 calories a day to hate on a dumbass Web board.

In the year 2022, there is only darkness. After the regime crush the Testingstani led rebellion, the Wongian regime consolidated its control and instituted a reign of terror over almost the entire Internet.

At one of these dark corners a young boy of no more than seventeen approaches a mysterious figure.


"are you the great adr" the boy whispered

"that depends. who the hell are you?"

the boy smiled. "one could get banned for talking back like that, you know."

"..."

"i have something for you" he unwrapped a rectangular cloth

"...my keyboard !! ...but no i don't do that anymore"

"you're our only hope" he thrust the keyboard into adr's hands



adr fondled the keyboard gently. "they don't make em like this anymore" he remarked as his fingers ran over the real life physical keys that don't even auto correct anything

"but no" he said pushing it away "i gave this up a long time ago. now get boy! being seen with me is a bannable offense"

"the adr i heard about would never run from a real fight. he would never turn his back on a friend. he was always there to defend. he was the one on whom we could de-pend!"

"... i'll need my troller scouts to help fight"

Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
You make the night, I always cross the line
Tightened our belts, abuse ourselves
Get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf
Another day, some other way
We're gonna go, but then we'll see you again
I've had enough, we've had enough
Cold in vain, she said


I knew right from the beginning
That you would end up winnin'
I knew right from the start
You'd put an arrow through my heart


Round and round
With love we'll find a way just give it time
Round and round
What comes around goes around
I'll tell you why

Oh, so we're writing fanfic, then?

He set his hands to the keyboard and the telepathic transmission some call writing flowed forth from his mind through to the internet. Lol and lmbo and lame the three l's of electronic communication arranged themselves from the nulls and somethings of binary code at his will and he broke through the timorousness of his everyday life within three minutes and reveled in this state. Forget those Wall Street and City of London "wankers" he was one of the true Masters of the Universe alongside She-ra and Man-at-arms. He had ascended to that pantheon when feigning an interest in popular bands people loved to hate paid dividends in a three-page rant about how Fergie was a talentless hack compared to the perfection of Pat Benatar and now he pretended to love Ke$ha and Justin Bieber and awaited the next Disney pop star with Selena Gomez fading. He had scanned through his orrery of the Web with no fish on the lines and so decided to let his computer update itself. He pulled out a Stargate licensed novel to read while he waited and clicked "update now" on the little popup screen.

Mere seconds later he quailed mindlessly as a tremor swept through his little annex. Something had made its landing in his yard and whether it was an obese vulture or the last dream of alien encounters it was incontrovertibly there above him. He unfolded his skeletal frame from the chair and ran up the steps three at a time and through the halls not noticing the opened door until he ran into the alien.

"Wilberforce Amazo Lighterbeam, I would like to speak to you," it wheezed. It looked alike and unalike to the aliens on the tshirts and bumper stickers, grey of tone and round of head but not much like a lollipop with anime eyes either. "We have need of your powers" it continued.

Revolver wrote:Woah woah Rabid I was directly it at Fgalkin, not you guys. I just lurk a lot and never really get around to posting - I'm Moby Halcyon on SDN.

Oh, my bad then. It's just, contextless like that, it could have gone both ways ; and given it was your first post and we've seen people like Fgalkin register to taunt those who got banned, well...

Don't take it personally anyway.

Losonti Tokash wrote:don't worry about it he seems grumpy today

Well, I was having a discussion with someone by mail about being chill in general, and in particular helping the board get paste the whole "we're here to bitch about SDN" stage ; but it's hard if we become internet-stalked by people from there, you see ?

lets all sing awesom breakup songs



At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

And now you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry

But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little girl who's still in love with you,
And so you felt like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive.

oh

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive.

I WILL SURVIVE

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry

But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little girl who's still in love with you,
And so you felt like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd break down and die?


Oh no, not I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive.

I WILL SURVIVE

Aaron wrote:It must take a lot of energy to keep up the disgust, like 5000 calories a day to hate on a dumbass Web board.

Well, when you have all that fat you have to find a way to burn it, right ?

Dawn

Revolver wrote:Woah woah Rabid I was directly it at Fgalkin, not you guys. I just lurk a lot and never really get around to posting - I'm Moby Halcyon on SDN.

NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

IN THE YEAR 2022

adr and the boy walked into a shady bar and sat down next to his former associate, an expert troll flamewarrior

"how are you gentlemang !!" adr said non-chalantly under the radar

the troll finished a gulp of his drink and gave adr a sharp look "what do you want?"

"i'm putting the band back together"

"check plz" the ETF got up to leave

the boy came in to save the day. "we're on a mission from the internet."

the ETF sat back down. "the internet? what is it?"

adr answered "it's a big series of tubes that carries a lot of spam, but that's not important right now."

"i see... count me in."



http://youtube.com/watch?v=B3Dl__4QGjY

you're on a mission from gawd?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0

that film had so many good songs

it's one of my all-time favourites
it just works perfectly, just the right amount of silliness

starku wrote:holy shit we need a jesus christ superstar / unforgiven crossover

JUDAS
Woman your fine ointment, brand new and expensive
Should have been saved for the poor.
Why has it been wasted? We could have raised maybe
Three hundred silver pieces or more.
People who are hungry, people who are starving
They matter more than your feet and hair!

JESUS
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

i dont deserve this

to die like this

i was building a synagogue

he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned synagogue

he is the worst damn carpenter.