New Testingstan

Fortunately I don't associate with these clowns but its hard for Val because her grandmother is apparently making excuses for him.

He apparently beat his dad up earlier this year as well. So, you know, upstanding citizen.

Suddenly, drama

Bam! I'll just reset the family drama counter.

What?

Oh like engraved? I love guns like that.

i have this splitting headache and i don't know how to make it go away

i tried drinking a pile of water, i took a couple advil, i ate something, i laid down

i think it's a migraine

haven't had one of these in years now

Phantasee wrote:i have this splitting headache and i don't know how to make it go away

i tried drinking a pile of water, i took a couple advil, i ate something, i laid down

i think it's a migraine

haven't had one of these in years now

Vodka.

Don't let that stop you though

Aaron wrote: A terrible one at that.

There are no terrible puns.

ONLY TERRIBLE AUDIENCES

Oxymoron wrote:I suppose it must feel like being in the blast radius of an exploding septic tank cleaner truck.

Have you ever had this happen to you?

best commercial ever, from the colonial penn life insurance company

the commercial consists of two people watching one of their other commercials and talking about the points in it!

LOL

It's what old people and those old at heart do. That and worrying way too damn much about Other People's Business™.

That time could have been spent moar productively, like hanging drywall, building something, knocking back drinks at the bar with friends, watching UFC, or going to the beach.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:watching UFC

I thought you said "productively"

RogueIce wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:watching UFC

I thought you said "productively"

thatsthejoke.jpg

RogueIce wrote:

Oxymoron wrote:I suppose it must feel like being in the blast radius of an exploding septic tank cleaner truck.

Have you ever had this happen to you?

no

but I can easily imagine


the surprise as the tank suddenly explode, projecting tons of scum and undigested piss and shit all around

the chock as your brain understand that you are totally covered in this unholy mess

the urge to gag as the smell reach your nose and you feel some of the fecal matter dripping over your eyes and mouth

the state of panic and shame as your frantically search for the nearest source of fresh water that could allow you to cleanse yourself of the taint that surrounds your whole body

of course, that is a smell that will never wash out

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

RogueIce wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:watching UFC

I thought you said "productively"

thatsthejoke.jpg

i c wat u did thar

Oxymoron wrote:the surprise as the tank suddenly explode, projecting tons of scum and undigested piss and shit all around

the chock as your brain understand that you are totally covered in this unholy mess

the urge to gag as the smell reach your nose and you feel some of the fecal matter dripping over your eyes and mouth

the state of panic and shame as your frantically search for the nearest source of fresh water that could allow you to cleanse yourself of the taint that surrounds your whole body

Man you've spent way too much time thinking about that.

Must be that Eurosocialist nanny state giving you too much time.

BACK TO WORK CITIZEN!

evilsoup wrote:of course, that is a smell that will never wash out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Imnun07wlbA

RogueIce wrote:Man you've spent way too much time thinking about that.

Must be that Eurosocialist nanny state giving you too much time.

BACK TO WORK CITIZEN!

Still not voting for ya Mittens!

RogueIce wrote:CITIZEN

This outdated term needs to be replaced with a more up-to-date one
something like 'producer-consumer'

Voter-consumer.

"Come out of the shadows voter!"

How about "Employee of the year"?

Aaron wrote:Voter-consumer.

"Come out of the shadows voter!"

Sounds like the setup for a creatively bankrupt average horror movie.

evilsoup wrote:This outdated term needs to be replaced with a more up-to-date one
something like 'producer-consumer'

lol there's actually a book I read that used that one.

dogs love cheese


edit: lol she ate more of my dinner than i did

i made a lil pizza. she ate the leftover cheese

then when it was done baking she ate five of the eight (fairly small btw) slices

she did ultimately did eat the leftover vegetables too

good dog

Dogs are lactose intolerant, adr.