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hey now they can be good
the last of us is one big escort mission, and it's awesome
though it helps that the enemies can't see the person you're escorting unless they're face-up in attack mode

it also help if the thing you're escorting has a good enough AI and combat abilities to be able to hold up its own during combat. If you have to constantly baby-sit the escorted, though...

JOEL: *get ambushed by a clicker*
ELLIE: Motherfucker! *chucks brick at its head*

I love that game so much
I just wish it wasn't a PS3 exclusive, because I think a lot of people here would get it

Oh my god:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4


SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EAAAAAAAAAATER!

Shamelessly inspired from James Bond soundtracks ?

[two minutes later]

Wait, is that ACTUALLY a remix of Goldfinger ?

You're pretty good.

Bear with me here, I'm not sure I've even seen that movie once OR in the last five years, so I have plausible deniability ignorance.

This google searching...

It's a revolution!

"What does the sarcasm meter say ?"
"I don't know, it's busted."

LAUGH!

and grow fat

I wasn't aware octopi were known for their sense of humor.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G67-_dk8-yk

THE EMPEROR AMONG DETONATION DEVOTEES!

After the jewel shop heist and the opening story missions with TP, GTA V opens up dramatically (the first two characters have relatively little money and couldn't afford the equipment to properly explore San Andreas).

OK, I must be around 3/4s of the way through the story mission of GTA V and this is arguably the best "action" mission so-far and similar in tone with the Saints Row stuff:

Hey so

Armored Core Verdict Day (lol) is out

Fuck me it is so much harder than ACV

Like I went in expecting it to be to ACV what For Answer was to AC4 and NOPE got utterly mashed on the first mission

jesus

Man, GTA Online tomorrow.

I bet half the world stays home.

I guess those US public sector workers have something to put their mind off Washington DC shitting the bed...

but if they aren't getting paid how will they have money for it?

I would assume they've already paid it. Can anyone tell me if GTAV has an online code thing or could I just get it from the local games store once someone sells it?

so apparently there is advance warning that Half-Life 3 might get announced soon.

The trademark was registered in the EU a few days ago, and several voice actors working with Valve and related to the Half-Life franchise had to change their convention-going schedule at the last time due to "work related" reasons.

Of course there's no real clue as to when the announcement is going to be made IF there is going to be an announcement, but there's at least some signs that it might come out before the end of this decade

Sometimes I regret selling my PS3. I want to play Beyond: Two Souls.

Losonti Tokash wrote:I would assume they've already paid it. Can anyone tell me if GTAV has an online code thing or could I just get it from the local games store once someone sells it?

IIRC you have to make an account on the Rockstar Social Club thing, but whether or not that ties a copy of the game to that account I'm not sure.

Haven't seen anything about reselling it anywhere yet. Apparently it's on eBay though so I'd assume you can? I suspect we'll know for sure in a week or so as it happens. Right now all my Google searches are just stuff about it selling out and so forth.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/10/4/479844 ... cial-gta-v

Holy shit this is one of my favorite flavors of pop!