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Got-damn Thanas is so stereotypical.

"Ze archery in zis moof-hee iz not up to ze accuracy stantarts I have set."

maybe my response in that thread was a little too snarky but come on

if you go into a movie about the avengers when there are all these superheroes, and this one guy who's only thing is he's the world's greatest archer, it seems like complaining about his archery technique might be missing the forest from the trees when he is literally twangin' arrows next to guys like the hulk, billionaire playboys in self-designed power armour, a supersoldier from world war fucking two, and a goddamn norse god

and scarlett johannson

Smon has got to be the stupidest motherfucker on SDN. Right now.

Akhlut wrote:Man, what happens if a pyramid scheme has the guy at the top become a buyer to one of the people at the bottom? Does it become a mobius strip of fraudulence? Does everyone in the scheme acquire infinite wealth and thus ruin the economy of earth? The implications are staggering!

I quotes you without attribution on Twitter.

Phantasee wrote:

Akhlut wrote:Man, what happens if a pyramid scheme has the guy at the top become a buyer to one of the people at the bottom? Does it become a mobius strip of fraudulence? Does everyone in the scheme acquire infinite wealth and thus ruin the economy of earth? The implications are staggering!

I quotes you without attribution on Twitter.

Stofsk wrote:maybe my response in that thread was a little too snarky but come on

if you go into a movie about the avengers when there are all these superheroes, and this one guy who's only thing is he's the world's greatest archer, it seems like complaining about his archery technique might be missing the forest from the trees when he is literally twangin' arrows next to guys like the hulk, billionaire playboys in self-designed power armour, a supersoldier from world war fucking two, and a goddamn norse god

and scarlett johannson

If I was the good archer in the group with Thor, the Hulk, Captain America, and Iron Man, I would slack off so much. If I'm not working at full capacity, so what? I think the immortal guy who can summon lightning at will and toss tanks like toys can pick up my slack.

Akhlut wrote:If I was the good archer in the group with Thor, the Hulk, Captain America, and Iron Man, I would slack off so much. If I'm not working at full capacity, so what? I think the immortal guy who can summon lightning at will and toss tanks like toys can pick up my slack.

If I was the good archer in the group, I'd probably start using guns unless we ran into a bunch of villains with magical bullshit shields that stop bullets but not arrows.

kinda makes you wonder why they keep that guy around


they're doing that bullshit i hear they did with the comics aren't they, and putting all characters in the same universe and the same new york

yeah because i think i saw the end of that hulk movie that they had to make twice because who gives a fuck, and i think iron man was there or something in a bar

maybe they should do a film about how fucked up life for the average person must be in a world where single individual "super villains" destroy the earth daily, and can only be stopped by the whims of "super heroes" who could equally easily destroy the earth

it'd be like the cold war except no MAD and not even between any countries, so everyone just sits there completely powerless and scared

Watchmen did show how fucked up a world with costumed vigilantes would be.

For starters, Nixon would be elected to a fourth term as president.

and we'd all have electric powered cars that put poor the first Night Owl out of the car repair business

Civil War Man wrote:Watchmen did show how fucked up a world with costumed vigilantes would be.

For starters, Nixon would be elected to a fourth term as president.

Watchmen clearly takes place in the 1985A timeline where Biff took the Almanac back in time


(...I'm not the only one who's made that joke, am I? )

I think I've heard that before actually

Unsure if it was also said by you

Phantasee wrote:

Akhlut wrote:Man, what happens if a pyramid scheme has the guy at the top become a buyer to one of the people at the bottom? Does it become a mobius strip of fraudulence? Does everyone in the scheme acquire infinite wealth and thus ruin the economy of earth? The implications are staggering!

I quotes you without attribution on Twitter.

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The only hope is that you pass business

How the hell did that Egyptian origins thread get to be twenty pages long? That just seems so... absurd.... and pointless...

uraniun235 wrote:

Civil War Man wrote:Watchmen did show how fucked up a world with costumed vigilantes would be.

For starters, Nixon would be elected to a fourth term as president.

Watchmen clearly takes place in the 1985A timeline where Biff took the Almanac back in time


(...I'm not the only one who's made that joke, am I? )

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper OH GOD HOLOGRAPHIC SHARK AAAAAAAA

is it just me or has thanas gone loopy recently? or loopier at least

He's feeling the burden of holding up the intellectual crucible

it's pretty funny that the word "crucible" creates a visceral reaction in certain people now

Zor is truly the greatest mind to ever emerge from the Intellectual Crucible.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=154174

Dooey Jo wrote:kinda makes you wonder why they keep that guy around

Affirmative action.

starku wrote:

Phantasee wrote:

Akhlut wrote:Man, what happens if a pyramid scheme has the guy at the top become a buyer to one of the people at the bottom? Does it become a mobius strip of fraudulence? Does everyone in the scheme acquire infinite wealth and thus ruin the economy of earth? The implications are staggering!

I quotes you without attribution on Twitter.

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The only hope is that you pass business

god i hope so

another month and a half

fyi war can't give life

it can only take it away

Except in cases of rape or cloning supersoldiers. But that's not a nice way to make life.

Phantasee wrote:

starku wrote:

Phantasee wrote:

Akhlut wrote:Man, what happens if a pyramid scheme has the guy at the top become a buyer to one of the people at the bottom? Does it become a mobius strip of fraudulence? Does everyone in the scheme acquire infinite wealth and thus ruin the economy of earth? The implications are staggering!

I quotes you without attribution on Twitter.

Maximum lame reached
The only hope is that you pass business

god i hope so

another month and a half

Hey, if you're in business, how come you don't post after learning each new concept about how the world economy is going to collapse after we reach Peak Money and then everything's going to turn Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome? I don't think you're a real business major at all.

Because he's in business, not political science.