New Testingstan

Well, depending on your point of view, it was an homosexual intercourse.

weemadando wrote:

Nietzslime wrote:ooh ooh stories about girls

i spent friday night making out with my best friend's gay girlfriend

he was right there and didn't seem to mind

i don't really understand my peer group's sexual politics

BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE TO CATCH THE GAYS OFF HER?

yeah i'm like

gay squared

or she really has the attenuated virus of what i got

there's like a million directions i could go with this

clearly nietzsche is secretly a girl


as for my girl stories i once had sex with a girl and it was totally on purpose too



but i must say my bathroom smelled pretty strange yesterday but it wasn't coming from anywhere, just kind of sitting there in the middle of the room

today it smells of garlic

well i guess it's still better than rats coming out of the toilet shitting up the floor

Dooey Jo wrote:as for my girl stories i once had sex with a girl and it was totally on purpose too

Only once?

Look, it's not his fault he has erectile dysfunctions, okay ??

Geez...

It could be...

i saw a bunch of europeans playing rock paper scissors with a pair of ladyboys

if the europeans win the ladyboys would have to kiss their asses

if the ladyboys won the euros would have to kiss their nipples

the europeans lost

I see that as win-win situation in either cases.

I think everyone involved would have thought the same.

Man, if I had to name one downside to starting to have an healthy lifestyle

is that now that my ass isn't comfily plump anymore, sitting on chairs for any length of time is starting to become actually painful depending on the circumstances.

Given I have to spend at least one hour per day in the public transports, and not even talking about the countless hours of sitting on wooden chairs at school, that's not an ideal situation...


/firstworldproblem

Carry a cushion.

Lol. It's not THAT much of a problem.

Nah, what i just end up doing is shifting awkwardly on my seat when it start becoming uncomfortable. Like I was doing before anyway.

Jerk older guy dropped out. Woo!

Oxymoron wrote:Lol. It's not THAT much of a problem.

Nah, what i just end up doing is shifting awkwardly on my seat when it start becoming uncomfortable. Like I was doing before anyway.

Then what're ya whinin about ya little whippersnapper?

Gands wrote:Jerk older guy dropped out. Woo!

YAY! Fucking old farts...

>mock old farts
>act like one

I wonder what could be used as a "captain obvious" smiley ?

Captain Picard's facepalm or the Commissar shooting the smug smiley would work, I think.

weemadando wrote:

timmy wrote:Have you been following this thread the whole time Anders

No, I heard Phant needed more love advice, but you guys had it covered this time.

Flying into Salt Lake I got an upgrade to first class for the first time in my life. Fucking A!

I hate you.

Phant, how do you deal with having to endorse really stupid shit your party is doing?

Losonti Tokash wrote:Phant, how do you deal with having to endorse really stupid shit your party is doing?

Same way I deal with having to enact gov't policy I'm not a fan of. The public, not I, is an arbiter of it (via elections and the like) and you do your job to the best of your ability, because you are serving the public.

Though, perhaps sub in "party" for public in his case.

The Spartan wrote:I hate you.

He might be going first class, but he's also going to Salt Lake. So it balances out.

weemadando wrote:

Losonti Tokash wrote:Phant, how do you deal with having to endorse really stupid shit your party is doing?

Same way I deal with having to enact gov't policy I'm not a fan of. The public, not I, is an arbiter of it (via elections and the like) and you do your job to the best of your ability, because you are serving the public.

Though, perhaps sub in "party" for public in his case.

Thanks, that's a good way to think about it.

Maybe one day there'll be a policy that I can't bring myself to support, but until then I do my best no matter how much I personally dislike it.