Godammed SDN

[F.J. Prefect, Esq]

Remember that video of those crazy Austrians making an excavator climb up a pole? Joints can't take it clearly

[Veef]

There's also backhoes climbing on top of train cars in order to load them up with coal faster

[Akhlut]

robits agile in space like fighters = IMPLAUSIBLE DESTROYS PHYSICS

INFERIOR!!!!

Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior.

[Veef]

what's wrong

don't you want to be inside Astrotrain?

[Darksi4190]

Gundam has a pretty detailed model of movement, like how even if you can't fly on earth you can fly in a colony. Their actual mobility in terms of running and jumping and whatnot isn't too outrageous, either. JSTA reckons we could build a walking Gundam today (admittedly only walking).

Well like you've said before (either you or veef. Honestly I sometimes get you confused), the artwork actually makes it look like BattleMechs might be capable of a similar level of movement on the ground, it wasn't until the Mechwarrior games came out that Mechs were limited to walking in a straight line and firing. Like I said in the Btech thread, all I want to do is be able to strafe goddamit! Is that too much to ask?

[Oxymoron]

Can their hips allow strafing ?

[Veef]

They strafe fine in Mechassault

[Kryten]

Can their hips allow strafing ?

If you look at most of the artwork, their hips shouldn't allow walking.

[Oxymoron]

Artistic license, so we meet again...

[Veef]

I don't get it honestly. The artist has to submit one or two pictures of a robot per Technical Readout Book . Like just the front and back so they can make a miniature or a paper cutout.

Just don't accept the shitty ones?

[Oxymoron]

Define "shitty".

Do not forget who we you are dealing with...

[Veef]

Dude we all have to deal with robomormons sometimes

[Oxymoron]

Why fight when you can simply let rot

[Dooey Jo]

MYSTERIOUS DISEASE TURNS AFRICANS INTO VIOLENT ZOMBIES!!!

gentlemen prepare to freak the hell out

this was the plot of a zombie game i played once

IT COULD REACH AMERICA

It is also a sign of the relatively civilized times we live in that the situation is being treated the way it is. In the bad old days, an outbreak like this could well have resulted in neighboring tribes deciding to cleanse the afflicted ones with machete and fire to eliminate the threat.

ps actual video of "violent" "zombies" from actual cnn

[adr-admin]

i just blasted an enemy.... and almost felt joy ove rit

so there was some loud fatass fly in my house

i tried to do live and let live but the buzzing annoyed me and i wanted silence

so i grabbed a weapon


at first phasers on stun


sensor sweep

target lock


fire


a mist of water emerged from my weapon right into the insect's flight path

the buzzing stopped as its wings became wet and it had difficulty flying


that prolly would have been enough


but instead


fire

direct hit

it went to teh ground now unable to fly


i def could have left it now

but i didn't


set phasers to kill


fire

fire

fire

fire


the pressurized stream from my weapon sent the insect back into the air


and then it hit the floor motionless with a trail of water droplets from it to me



murder



i'm a terrible person

but i think i can live with that

because silence has been restored

[starku]

More sad than terrible surely

[Aaron]

It's a fly, who cares.

[Dooey Jo]

its mommy



i killed a big fat fly once, and now my blinds are covered in fly eggs

it's pretty gross

[adr-admin]

that's why you should kill them with phasers

it is cleaner

[Dooey Jo]

sometimes i use lazorz to blind them when i'm too tired to chase them

[Oxymoron]

sometimes i use lazorz to blind them when i'm too tired to chase them

THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION

[Veef]

http://www.urbancusp.com/newspost/the-b ... black-son/

man this shit is heavy

[Aaron]

God damn.

[adr-admin]

so sometimes i just want to sing

STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER just popped into my brain so yeah i hummed it and broke out for that last part (hooray for the flag of the free, may it wave as our standard forever, etc.)

and then for whatever reason my brain jumped to O CANADA

and i know the words to that one too (in English anyway.)

what the fuck

america fuck yeah

canada fuck no


if i were a real american i wouldn't even know the words to AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL or whatever the fuck our worthless piece of shit national anthem is

yeah there i go

getting in the spirit now



so btw i don't even know the name of the national anthem to australia

i know waltzing matilda though, does that count?

i also know god save the queen

yay



but "Advance Australia Fair"

i wouldn't have guessed that

yay ignorance

i'm not even sure i've ever heard this song before


BTW you know what sucks ass about ignorance?

it is so easy to lose and you can never really get it back :-( :-(

[Gands]

but "Advance Australia Fair"

i wouldn't have guessed that

yay ignorance

i'm not even sure i've ever heard this song before

It's not really good listening.

GIRT BY SEA