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Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:58 am
by F.J. Prefect, Esq
Remember that video of those crazy Austrians making an excavator climb up a pole? Joints can't take it clearly :v

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:10 pm
by Veef
There's also backhoes climbing on top of train cars in order to load them up with coal faster :v

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:05 pm
by Akhlut
starku wrote:robits agile in space like fighters = IMPLAUSIBLE DESTROYS PHYSICS

INFERIOR!!!!
Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:13 pm
by Veef
what's wrong

don't you want to be inside Astrotrain?

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:16 pm
by Darksi4190
F.J. Prefect, Esq wrote:
Gundam has a pretty detailed model of movement, like how even if you can't fly on earth you can fly in a colony. Their actual mobility in terms of running and jumping and whatnot isn't too outrageous, either. JSTA reckons we could build a walking Gundam today (admittedly only walking).
Well like you've said before (either you or veef. Honestly I sometimes get you confused), the artwork actually makes it look like BattleMechs might be capable of a similar level of movement on the ground, it wasn't until the Mechwarrior games came out that Mechs were limited to walking in a straight line and firing. Like I said in the Btech thread, all I want to do is be able to strafe goddamit! Is that too much to ask?

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:21 pm
by Oxymoron
Can their hips allow strafing ?

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:25 pm
by Veef
They strafe fine in Mechassault :v

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:26 pm
by Kryten
Oxymoron wrote:Can their hips allow strafing ?
If you look at most of the artwork, their hips shouldn't allow walking.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:40 pm
by Oxymoron
Artistic license, so we meet again...

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:44 pm
by Veef
I don't get it honestly. The artist has to submit one or two pictures of a robot per Technical Readout Book . Like just the front and back so they can make a miniature or a paper cutout.

Just don't accept the shitty ones?

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:45 pm
by Oxymoron
Define "shitty".

Do not forget who we you are dealing with...

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:47 pm
by Veef
Dude we all have to deal with robomormons sometimes

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:58 pm
by Oxymoron
Why fight when you can simply let rot :v

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:01 pm
by Dooey Jo
MYSTERIOUS DISEASE TURNS AFRICANS INTO VIOLENT ZOMBIES!!!

gentlemen prepare to freak the hell out

this was the plot of a zombie game i played once

IT COULD REACH AMERICA
outrageousshitiliketomakeup.txt wrote:It is also a sign of the relatively civilized times we live in that the situation is being treated the way it is. In the bad old days, an outbreak like this could well have resulted in neighboring tribes deciding to cleanse the afflicted ones with machete and fire to eliminate the threat.


ps actual video of "violent" "zombies" from actual cnn

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:28 pm
by adr-admin
i just blasted an enemy.... and almost felt joy ove rit

so there was some loud fatass fly in my house

i tried to do live and let live but the buzzing annoyed me and i wanted silence

so i grabbed a weapon


at first phasers on stun


sensor sweep

target lock


fire


a mist of water emerged from my weapon right into the insect's flight path

the buzzing stopped as its wings became wet and it had difficulty flying


that prolly would have been enough


but instead


fire

direct hit

it went to teh ground now unable to fly


i def could have left it now

but i didn't


set phasers to kill


fire

fire

fire

fire


the pressurized stream from my weapon sent the insect back into the air


and then it hit the floor motionless with a trail of water droplets from it to me



murder



i'm a terrible person

but i think i can live with that

because silence has been restored

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:03 pm
by starku
More sad than terrible surely

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:14 pm
by Aaron
It's a fly, who cares.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:18 pm
by Dooey Jo
its mommy :whine:



i killed a big fat fly once, and now my blinds are covered in fly eggs

it's pretty gross

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:20 pm
by adr-admin
that's why you should kill them with phasers

it is cleaner

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:42 pm
by Dooey Jo
sometimes i use lazorz to blind them when i'm too tired to chase them :3

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:49 pm
by Oxymoron
Dooey Jo wrote:sometimes i use lazorz to blind them when i'm too tired to chase them :3
THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:31 pm
by Veef

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:48 pm
by Aaron
God damn.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:22 am
by adr-admin
so sometimes i just want to sing

STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER just popped into my brain so yeah i hummed it and broke out for that last part (hooray for the flag of the free, may it wave as our standard forever, etc.)

and then for whatever reason my brain jumped to O CANADA

and i know the words to that one too (in English anyway.)

what the fuck

america fuck yeah

canada fuck no


if i were a real american i wouldn't even know the words to AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL or whatever the fuck our worthless piece of shit national anthem is

yeah there i go

getting in the spirit now



so btw i don't even know the name of the national anthem to australia

i know waltzing matilda though, does that count?

i also know god save the queen

yay



but "Advance Australia Fair"

i wouldn't have guessed that

yay ignorance

i'm not even sure i've ever heard this song before


BTW you know what sucks ass about ignorance?

it is so easy to lose and you can never really get it back :-( :-(

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:32 am
by Gands
adr wrote:but "Advance Australia Fair"

i wouldn't have guessed that

yay ignorance

i'm not even sure i've ever heard this song before
It's not really good listening.

GIRT BY SEA