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Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:58 am
by F.J. Prefect, Esq
Remember that video of those crazy Austrians making an excavator climb up a pole? Joints can't take it clearly
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:10 pm
by Veef
There's also backhoes climbing on top of train cars in order to load them up with coal faster
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:05 pm
by Akhlut
starku wrote:robits agile in space like fighters = IMPLAUSIBLE DESTROYS PHYSICS
INFERIOR!!!!
Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:13 pm
by Veef
what's wrong
don't you want to be inside Astrotrain?
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:16 pm
by Darksi4190
F.J. Prefect, Esq wrote:
Gundam has a pretty detailed model of movement, like how even if you can't fly on earth you can fly in a colony. Their actual mobility in terms of running and jumping and whatnot isn't too outrageous, either. JSTA reckons we could build a walking Gundam today (admittedly only walking).
Well like you've said before (either you or veef. Honestly I sometimes get you confused), the artwork actually makes it look like BattleMechs might be capable of a similar level of movement on the ground, it wasn't until the Mechwarrior games came out that Mechs were limited to walking in a straight line and firing. Like I said in the Btech thread, all I want to do is be able to strafe goddamit! Is that too much to ask?
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:21 pm
by Oxymoron
Can their hips allow strafing ?
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:25 pm
by Veef
They strafe fine in Mechassault
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:26 pm
by Kryten
Oxymoron wrote:Can their hips allow strafing ?
If you look at most of the artwork, their hips shouldn't allow
walking.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:40 pm
by Oxymoron
Artistic license, so we meet again...
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:44 pm
by Veef
I don't get it honestly. The artist has to submit one or two pictures of a robot per Technical Readout Book . Like just the front and back so they can make a miniature or a paper cutout.
Just don't accept the shitty ones?
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:45 pm
by Oxymoron
Define "shitty".
Do not forget who we you are dealing with...
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:47 pm
by Veef
Dude we all have to deal with robomormons sometimes
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:58 pm
by Oxymoron
Why fight when you can simply let rot
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:01 pm
by Dooey Jo
MYSTERIOUS DISEASE TURNS AFRICANS INTO VIOLENT ZOMBIES!!!
gentlemen prepare to freak the hell out
this was the plot of a zombie game i played once
IT COULD REACH AMERICA
outrageousshitiliketomakeup.txt wrote:It is also a sign of the relatively civilized times we live in that the situation is being treated the way it is. In the bad old days, an outbreak like this could well have resulted in neighboring tribes deciding to cleanse the afflicted ones with machete and fire to eliminate the threat.
ps actual video of "violent" "zombies" from actual cnn
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:28 pm
by adr-admin
i just blasted an enemy.... and almost felt joy ove rit
so there was some loud fatass fly in my house
i tried to do live and let live but the buzzing annoyed me and i wanted silence
so i grabbed a weapon
at first phasers on stun
sensor sweep
target lock
fire
a mist of water emerged from my weapon right into the insect's flight path
the buzzing stopped as its wings became wet and it had difficulty flying
that prolly would have been enough
but instead
fire
direct hit
it went to teh ground now unable to fly
i def could have left it now
but i didn't
set phasers to kill
fire
fire
fire
fire
the pressurized stream from my weapon sent the insect back into the air
and then it hit the floor motionless with a trail of water droplets from it to me
murder
i'm a terrible person
but i think i can live with that
because silence has been restored
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:03 pm
by starku
More sad than terrible surely
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:14 pm
by Aaron
It's a fly, who cares.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:18 pm
by Dooey Jo
its mommy
i killed a big fat fly once, and now my blinds are covered in fly eggs
it's pretty gross
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:20 pm
by adr-admin
that's why you should kill them with phasers
it is cleaner
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:42 pm
by Dooey Jo
sometimes i use lazorz to blind them when i'm too tired to chase them
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:49 pm
by Oxymoron
Dooey Jo wrote:sometimes i use lazorz to blind them when i'm too tired to chase them
THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:31 pm
by Veef
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:48 pm
by Aaron
God damn.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:22 am
by adr-admin
so sometimes i just want to sing
STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER just popped into my brain so yeah i hummed it and broke out for that last part (hooray for the flag of the free, may it wave as our standard forever, etc.)
and then for whatever reason my brain jumped to O CANADA
and i know the words to that one too (in English anyway.)
what the fuck
america fuck yeah
canada fuck no
if i were a real american i wouldn't even know the words to AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL or whatever the fuck our worthless piece of shit national anthem is
yeah there i go
getting in the spirit now
so btw i don't even know the name of the national anthem to australia
i know waltzing matilda though, does that count?
i also know god save the queen
yay
but "Advance Australia Fair"
i wouldn't have guessed that
yay ignorance
i'm not even sure i've ever heard this song before
BTW you know what sucks ass about ignorance?
it is so easy to lose and you can never really get it back :-( :-(
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:32 am
by Gands
adr wrote:but "Advance Australia Fair"
i wouldn't have guessed that
yay ignorance
i'm not even sure i've ever heard this song before
It's not really good listening.
GIRT BY SEA