Testing Chat Episode VI: Return of the Chat

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#751 Post by evilsoup »

I'm reminded of an episode of Venture Bros
I can't find it right now so have this instead:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pHIsL2LdsAo
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#753 Post by Losonti Tokash »

Ralin wrote:
Losonti Tokash wrote:
Ralin wrote:Have you ever just stopped and tried to picture how awesome it would be if Chuck Norris were to roundhouse kick that sacred white buffalo who the Native Americans believe is going to usher in a new era of world peace in the head?
What the hell are you talking about?
There's this sacred white buffalo that Native American legend prophecizes will usher in a new era of world peace.

I want to see Chuck Norris roundhouse kick it in the head.
whose legend is this

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#754 Post by Ralin »

The Lakota Sioux, apparently.

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#755 Post by Darth Tedious »

I'm not sure I understand your motivation on this particular issue
adr rox worship him or suffer large
and so forth, etc.
also STAR TREK

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#756 Post by Oxymoron »

I'd say, just Chuck Norris being a BAD-ass motherfucker despising peace.

Also Chuck Norris being racist.
No.

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#757 Post by Ralin »

Have you ever just stopped and tried to picture how awesome it would be if Batman were to kill Superman and eat his heart so as to gain Superman's great powers and then fly up into the air to have man-sex with Chuck Norris for several hours?

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#758 Post by Big Orangutan »

Oxymoron wrote:I'd say, just Chuck Norris being a BAD-ass motherfucker despising peace.

Also Chuck Norris being racist.
A bit ironic considering he has fairly recent indigenous American ancestry.
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#759 Post by Ralin »

Yeah. Like that one episode of Walker: Texas Ranger where Walker battled an evil Native American ghost shaman who was murdering construction workers who were unknowingly excavating atop an ancient Native American burial ground, so Walker went on a Cherokee vision quest to confront the evil Native American ghost shaman in psychic combat on the Astral Plane. And the evil Native American ghost shaman bombarded Walker with painful images from Walker's own childhood growing up half-white on the reservation after his parents were murdered by racists, but Walker remembered the advice of his spiritual adviser, the shaman White Eagle, who told Walker, "Magic is a good thing. When used for evil it is only trickery." So Walker said, "I've faced my past, and I'm stronger because of it!" And then Walker roundhouse kicked the evil Native American ghost shaman in the head.

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#760 Post by adr »

walker, texas ranger is such a great lol
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#761 Post by Ralin »

It's a really deep show. Like that episode where Walker battled a Satanic cult bent on human sacrifice led by Lucifer, the son of the devil, whom Walker defeated in hand to hand combat along with Lucifer's torch-wielding followers.

That was a Halloween episode.

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#762 Post by adr »

eeek i got the marked up chapters one and two for my boring book to be massaged into the second draft today

so much stuff they be complaining about yo

i still gotta finish the first draft before really diving into this but mang the second draft is gonna take a while too :(
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#763 Post by Ralin »

I remember I tried to tell people about Walker: Texas Ranger when I was on exchange in Hawai'i as an undergraduate and they accused me of making things up.

Like, I told them about how it's established within the show that Walker is friends with the Dalai Lama, who was an eight year American old boy whom Walker befriended when an evil ninja guy who was an enemy of the Dalai Lama's from a past life after having killed himself in shame because he had lost a duel to a previous incarnation of the Dalai Lama kidnapped the eight year old Dalai Lama to take revenge by corrupting him and thereby disrupting his path towards Enlightenment, only Walker tracked them down and they fought and I think Walker roundhouse kicked the evil ninja guy in the head. And then the evil ninja guy was going to kill himself again, but the eight year old Dalai Lama used his Buddha powers to make flowers spontaneously bloom so the evil ninja guy reformed and Walker and the eight year old Dalai Lama became friends.

And the stupid Hawai'ians accused me of making that up!!!

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#764 Post by adr »

oh yeah, I've seen many episodes of walker, it is pretty ridiculous... which is kinda its charm
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Even when I told them about the follow-up episode where Walker rescued the eight year old Dalai Lama and his American mother when they were kidnapped by Nazi-Communist terrorists trying to take over the world who wanted to transfer his magical Buddha healing powers to their genetically engineered super soldiers, whom Walker roundhouse kicked in the head.

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#766 Post by adr »

I gotta be honest with you I don't remember those episodes

but the best was this one time walker was captured by these racists on a ranch and left hanging for days

then we cut to trivette looking for him. and me, not knowing walker that well at the time, assumed that his partner would be coming to the rescue

but no walker does like some thing and then gathers the strength to lift himself up by his bootstraps and flip over and free himself then kicks some ass....

...and he ends up rescuing trivette instead

LOLOL


or there was this one episode where he stared down a bear
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#767 Post by Ralin »

He didn't stare it down. He used his Cherokee powers to psychically dominate it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT5VPUgfuI0

Then later he summoned the bear to help him kill Bigfoot, who was about to rape, murder and eat his blonde Christian girlfriend Alex Cahill.

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#768 Post by adr »

sweet
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#769 Post by adr »

so my phone interview went pretty well, have a follow-up scheduled for Monday

but the guy said that have like a 7 step interview process. eeek, two hurdles down (getting the call being the first - and in my experience, most insurmountable - hurdle, then of course the call itself).... apparently 6 to go.
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#771 Post by Ralin »

I remember once I was trying to teach a girl I knew about Walker: Texas Ranger so that she could learn to be smart like me and after awhile she said, "I get it, I get it! Walker is God!"

So I sighed and said, "No Mel, that is not true. Walker is not God. If he was then they wouldn't have had that episode where Walker rescued the baby Jesus from kidnappers during his past life incarnation as Hayes Cooper, a Wild West Texas Ranger who respected the culture of the Native Americans."

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#772 Post by F.J. Prefect, Esq »

why do you know the content of every episode of walker texas ranger

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#773 Post by joviwan »

perhaps the better question is: why don't we?

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#774 Post by Stofsk »

I'm pretty crazy about star trek and mass effect so I don't want to rubbish other people's entertainment decisions

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#775 Post by Ralin »

F.J. Prefect, Esq wrote:why do you know the content of every episode of walker texas ranger
No one can know every episode of Walker: Texas Ranger. It's a really deep show, filled with subtle and profound messages about how to live one's life.

Oh, also if Walker was God they wouldn't have had that episode where Walker teamed up with God the Holy Spirit from Catholicism to rescue two nuns who were being held hostage inside of a church by escaped bank robber-rapists.

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