Godammed SDN

[Flagg]

Get some of those TSA body scanners.

Those are only marginally good at detecting something carried on a person not in a person.

You could always just accept the fact that it's impossible to completely foolproof security and that some contraband will inevitably get through no matter how invasive you make your searches.

Or do strip searches which are pretty damned good at catching contraband.

[The Spartan]

Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.

[adr-admin]

so for work i made a forum

it has a quick reply function

he wanted a thing where you can post links and embed content into the post

ok i did that as a side button. click it, a popup thingy for the link and it pastes into the post when done.




but now he wants that to replace the quick reply

and a tab "Update Status" to be where you reply




yeah he is insisting "Reply" be replaced with "Update Status"



i wonder if he has ever actually used a web forum



on days like this i am so tempted to just quit

[starku]

Is it a twitterbook forum

[adr-admin]

its fucking I'M A JUGGALO WOOP WOOP that's what it is

but gotta move fast!!!!!!1

[Flagg]

Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.

Or you know, they don't want inmates sneaking in weapons and killing each other thus resulting in them getting sued.

[Zod]

Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.

Or you know, they don't want inmates sneaking in weapons and killing each other thus resulting in them getting sued.

inmates could just make the weapons themselves inside the jail, you know.

[adr-admin]

so i keep seeing these commercials about "small business saturday" and how "main street finds their strength again" and other such shit

then it shows the AMERICAN EXPRESS logo at the end talking about that's what it is means to be a member


fyi amex, you guys aren't main street nor small business

you aren't fooling anyone

i hope

[Flagg]

Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.

Or you know, they don't want inmates sneaking in weapons and killing each other thus resulting in them getting sued.

inmates could just make the weapons themselves inside the jail, you know.

And how do you think they smuggle them around?

[Darth Fanboy]

In butts.

[Darth Fanboy]

For the record I really enjoyed compsoing the above post and then posting it. My life is more complete.

[Chadz]

So Texas Tornado thread...I want to make sure I'm reading it right:

everyone: ZOMG HUEG TORNADO IN TEXAS! LOTS OF DAMAGE

Broomy: Oh. That's nothing, there was a tornado that killed a basement once. Soooooooo......yeah. Have they even rated it? Prolly just an F-1. Pretty meh.

everyone: ZOMG U RIGHT LOL TEXAS TORNADOS R DUME!


does that about sum it up?

[Zod]

broomstickd

[Oxymoron]

broomstickd

[Flagg]

If it weren't against the rules my sig would be "Broomstick is an expert on this signature".

[Chadz]

you could just go suuuuper passive-aggressive and say, like "Someone's an expert on this sig. You know who you are."

[Zod]

The exact number and strength of the tornadoes won't be known until surveyors have fanned across North Texas, looking for clues among the debris that blanketed yards and rooftops peeled off slats. National Weather Service meteorologist Jesse Moore said Wednesday that the damage in Arlington suggested an EF2 twister struck there. EF2 tornadoes are classified as having wind gusts between 111 and 135 mph.

[Veef]

http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/8145- ... -and-fraud

damn son

i dunno if this was posted but jeez

[Chadz]

The exact number and strength of the tornadoes won't be known until surveyors have fanned across North Texas, looking for clues among the debris that blanketed yards and rooftops peeled off slats. National Weather Service meteorologist Jesse Moore said Wednesday that the damage in Arlington suggested an EF2 twister struck there. EF2 tornadoes are classified as having wind gusts between 111 and 135 mph.

[Broomstick]EF2? That's okay, I guess. But they were only a half mile wide. I knew this older couple that was in Hurricane Andrew, sooooooo, you know. Also Asteroids are way worse.[/Broomstick]

[Questor]

One day I'm gonna find what my dad wrote about the night Camille hit and see if she can top that.

[starku]

broomstickd

Broomstuck

[timmy]

So who on TEO is Vergard Bernsten? Because he posted this on the facebook thread under the heading 'Our Emperor Has Started A Restaurant Lol' and I'm interested to see what happens next.

[The Spartan]

[Broomstick]EF2? That's okay, I guess. But they were only a half mile wide. I knew this older couple that was in Hurricane Andrew, sooooooo, you know. Also Asteroids are way worse.[/Broomstick]

Yeah? I live in Texas. I was in a fucking travel trailer when Alicia rolled through. I lived in North Texas for years even as tornadoes ravaged through. I eat hail, drink rain, breathe hurricanes and fart tornadoes. :troll:


I don't really know why I felt the need to post that... Even were I to stir shit up like that she'd probably come back with some variation on "Earthquakes. "

[timmy]

And if all else fails there's always the good old fallback 'crippling poverty'

[The Spartan]

Upper middle class. Thanks to