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Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:40 pm
by Flagg
Zod wrote:Flagg wrote:Aaron wrote:Get some of those TSA body scanners.
Those are only marginally good at detecting something carried
on a person not
in a person.
You could always just accept the fact that it's impossible to completely foolproof security and that some contraband will inevitably get through no matter how invasive you make your searches.
Or do strip searches which are pretty damned good at catching contraband.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:42 pm
by The Spartan
Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:44 pm
by adr-admin
so for work i made a forum
it has a quick reply function
he wanted a thing where you can post links and embed content into the post
ok i did that as a side button. click it, a popup thingy for the link and it pastes into the post when done.
but now he wants that to replace the quick reply
and a tab "Update Status" to be where you reply
yeah he is insisting "Reply" be replaced with "Update Status"
i wonder if he has ever actually used a web forum
on days like this i am so tempted to just quit
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:05 pm
by starku
Is it a twitterbook forum
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:20 pm
by adr-admin
its fucking I'M A JUGGALO WOOP WOOP that's what it is
but gotta move fast!!!!!!1
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:15 pm
by Flagg
The Spartan wrote:Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.
Or you know, they don't want inmates sneaking in weapons and killing each other thus resulting in them getting sued.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:25 pm
by Zod
Flagg wrote:The Spartan wrote:Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.
Or you know, they don't want inmates sneaking in weapons and killing each other thus resulting in them getting sued.
inmates could just make the weapons themselves inside the jail, you know.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:45 am
by adr-admin
so i keep seeing these commercials about "small business saturday" and how "main street finds their strength again" and other such shit
then it shows the AMERICAN EXPRESS logo at the end talking about that's what it is means to be a member
fyi amex, you guys aren't main street nor small business
you aren't fooling anyone
i hope
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:53 am
by Flagg
Zod wrote:Flagg wrote:The Spartan wrote:Yeah, Zod, but, see, now you're not being tough on crime. If they weren't guilty, and therefore deserving of any horrible thing that befalls them, they wouldn't be getting booked into the jail.
Or you know, they don't want inmates sneaking in weapons and killing each other thus resulting in them getting sued.
inmates could just make the weapons themselves inside the jail, you know.
And how do you think they smuggle them around?
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:51 am
by Darth Fanboy
In butts.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:51 am
by Darth Fanboy
For the record I really enjoyed compsoing the above post and then posting it. My life is more complete.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:17 pm
by Chadz
So Texas Tornado thread...I want to make sure I'm reading it right:
everyone: ZOMG HUEG TORNADO IN TEXAS! LOTS OF DAMAGE
Broomy: Oh. That's nothing, there was a tornado that killed a basement once. Soooooooo......yeah. Have they even rated it? Prolly just an F-1. Pretty meh.
everyone: ZOMG U RIGHT LOL TEXAS TORNADOS R DUME!
does that about sum it up?
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:36 pm
by Zod
broomstickd
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:39 pm
by Oxymoron
Zod wrote:broomstickd
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:27 pm
by Flagg
If it weren't against the rules my sig would be "Broomstick is an expert on this signature".
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:31 pm
by Chadz
you could just go suuuuper passive-aggressive and say, like "Someone's an expert on this sig. You know who you are."
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:30 pm
by Zod
The exact number and strength of the tornadoes won't be known until surveyors have fanned across North Texas, looking for clues among the debris that blanketed yards and rooftops peeled off slats. National Weather Service meteorologist Jesse Moore said Wednesday that the damage in Arlington suggested an EF2 twister struck there. EF2 tornadoes are classified as having wind gusts between 111 and 135 mph.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:35 pm
by Veef
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:56 pm
by Chadz
Zod wrote:The exact number and strength of the tornadoes won't be known until surveyors have fanned across North Texas, looking for clues among the debris that blanketed yards and rooftops peeled off slats. National Weather Service meteorologist Jesse Moore said Wednesday that the damage in Arlington suggested an EF2 twister struck there. EF2 tornadoes are classified as having wind gusts between 111 and 135 mph.
[Broomstick]EF2? That's okay, I guess. But they were only a half mile wide. I knew this older couple that was in Hurricane Andrew, sooooooo, you know. Also Asteroids are way worse.[/Broomstick]
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:24 pm
by Questor
One day I'm gonna find what my dad wrote about the night Camille hit and see if she can top that.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:35 pm
by starku
Zod wrote:broomstickd
Broomstuck
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:38 pm
by timmy
So who on TEO is Vergard Bernsten? Because he posted
this on the facebook thread under the heading 'Our Emperor Has Started A Restaurant Lol' and I'm interested to see what happens next.
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:41 pm
by The Spartan
Chadz wrote:[Broomstick]EF2? That's okay, I guess. But they were only a half mile wide. I knew this older couple that was in Hurricane Andrew, sooooooo, you know. Also Asteroids are way worse.[/Broomstick]
Yeah? I live in Texas. I was in a fucking travel trailer when Alicia rolled through. I lived in North Texas for years even as tornadoes ravaged through. I eat hail, drink rain, breathe hurricanes and fart tornadoes. :troll:
I don't really know why I felt the need to post that... Even were I to stir shit up like that she'd probably come back with some variation on "Earthquakes.
"
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:00 pm
by timmy
And if all else fails there's always the good old fallback 'crippling poverty'
Re: Godammed SDN
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:39 pm
by The Spartan
Upper middle class. Thanks to
