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Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:11 pm
by starku
sdn rules aren't there to protect from the ss

they're just there to avoid even remote problems

also not american so lol

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:15 pm
by Civil War Man
Flagg wrote:Actually, they have 2 jobs. And the primary one isn't keeping the President safe, it's going after counterfeiters.
I hear the reasoning for that is that all lower-level agents are given the counterfeit hunting jobs to see if they have the right obsessive personality to be a good bodyguard.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:16 pm
by Flagg
IIRC the USSS was around doing counterfeit shit before they were tasked with protecting the President, but I could be wrong on that one.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:18 pm
by starku
I only you guys didn't use fuckjng paper counterfeiting wouldn't be a problem lol

A bit of a laugh to me is that gnc is so dead that SW kinect thread is still there
The really narrow type of games sdn fatboys play is hilarious

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:21 pm
by Flagg
Yeah we are dumb about money. We don't use dollar coins because men don't want to have a purse.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:25 pm
by Count Chocula
Looks like adr knows how to walk the line I crossed. Good times.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:29 pm
by starku
Flagg wrote:Yeah we are dumb about money. We don't use dollar coins because men don't want to have a purse.
amusingly my wallet has no coin area

i still carry coins

LOL

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:32 pm
by Count Chocula
Now don't go bragging about those newfangled pockets in your trousers, Stark. Let the rest of the world catch up to you.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:35 pm
by starku
i don't use those

fuckin normal pants have hugeass pockets that make them fuckin clang everywhere

jeans are superior

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:37 pm
by Count Chocula
The only exception to the jeans rule is those dress pants with the secret little pocket in the right hand pocket.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:39 pm
by Aaron
There's this thing, debit, means you don't have to carry money.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:40 pm
by starku
what about coke machines

at work i live on coke machiens

yes i know you can use cards on them now

i work for the govt and they are so old they stopped increasing the price in 1992

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:58 pm
by Aaron
Lol, i keep a few bucks in loonies in tbe car in case of vending machines.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:02 am
by starku
i should complain because wihtout coins my skill from 1984 for putting heaps of 20s into a machine will become useless

NERD CANNOT LEARN PLZ DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING OK :V

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:23 am
by Aaron
Adam, why do you even bother?

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:25 am
by Civil War Man
Flagg wrote:IIRC the USSS was around doing counterfeit shit before they were tasked with protecting the President, but I could be wrong on that one.
They did for about 30 years (50 if you only count when Congress officially made them bodyguards). That was just the rationale I heard as to why they keep having counterfeit hunting and VIP bodyguard being run by the same agency.

Besides, you know, cultural inertia.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:29 am
by starku
Aaron wrote:Adam, why do you even bother?
the upside of naivety is optimsim

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:44 am
by Aaron
Gonna suck for him when it wears off.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:47 am
by starku
every high has to have a low

i mean

unless you're a robit or something :V

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:37 am
by timmy
starku wrote:what about coke machines

at work i live on coke machiens

yes i know you can use cards on them now

i work for the govt and they are so old they stopped increasing the price in 1992
Oh man

When I was a trolley boy years and years ago it was six twenty cent coins and then BAM inside for a can of coke

Nowdays I have a postmix dispenser fifteen steps from my desk

I miss the old days

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:44 am
by starku
people look at me like i'm strange when i juggle the coins into a line and jam them in with my elite arcade skillz

i think i take coke machines too seriously :V

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:02 am
by Questor
You guys don't have debit equipped vending machines? I see them more and more down here.

And I'd love a dollar, and even $5 coins.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:10 am
by starku
starku wrote:yes i know you can use cards on them now

not seamless enough for me

need more contactless

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:19 am
by Count Chocula
hey i can't change my title from Liberal that's a funny joke ha ha.

can someone who has god powers please change it to "trolling piece of monkey shit?" Thanks.

I use Speedpass and Sunpass for no contact refuel and toll pays. Convenient.

Re: Godammed SDN

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:19 am
by timmy
Tim don't do card transactions for less than ten Ausbucks

So I'll start using cards in vending machines around 2020

At least the BTTFII prediction of $45 for a Pepsi in 2015 isn't looking like reality