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VF5SS wrote:no his face got messed up in a car accident

oh

Luke got some nasty scratches but honestly he'd have been more fucked if he was attacked by an ornery polar bear

he collapsed from the cold

that's why Han put him inside the Tauntaun sleeping bag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDn3SWVqTY

looks like he barely had the energy to fight back after the wampa knocked him out

VF5SS wrote:there's probably some shit about how his obviously real life boots were water proof or heated or something lol

can you imagine star wars level anti-bear suits

Yeah but the more you waterproof the less it breathes, essential for the arctic.

Oh right, space fabric. Probably produced on Bespin, made from the leaves of a rare tree on Yavin. Or something equally bs

y do u h8 ster werz

I don't hate SW (at best I'm indifferent), I hate Warsies.

Zod wrote:
looks like he barely had the energy to fight back after the wampa knocked him out

uh no?

he's a little punch drunk but after waving his lightsabre he darts off pretty fast

how did the wampa freeze him up there anyway does it have fire breath or something

He pissed on him.

VF5SS wrote: uh no?

he's a little punch drunk but after waving his lightsabre he darts off pretty fast

looks to me like he had trouble getting his lightsaber out and it took him a bit of effort to regain consciousness

turns out adrenaline can do a lot when fight or flight kicks in? (have you ever seen an actual bear maul victim?)

how did the wampa freeze him up there anyway does it have fire breath or something

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maybe it just slammed him into the ice to make his boots stick? *shrug*

Maybe it has solar hands like the kid from Yakitate Japan

that's the anime about bread baking

it's pretty intense

turns out writers can make shit up when they want a scene?


that reminds me i haven't seen elfdart and raynor repeat themselves for like a day and i miss it

adr wrote:turns out writers can make shit up when they want a scene?


that reminds me i haven't seen elfdart and raynor repeat themselves for like a day and i miss it

You need help.

Luke had trouble FORCE PULLING his lightsabre because he's a noob

but once he got it, the music swells and his escapes by flicking his stick at the wampa

it's like he never even hit the arm :v

but whatever they don't need magic liquid in the NHL to treat a mild concussion

VF5SS wrote:Maybe it has solar hands like the kid from Yakitate Japan

that's the anime about bread baking

it's pretty intense

Sherry loves that show

YAKISOBA ... DOG

Aaron wrote:You need help cookies.

good idea

kitchen bbs

yay jimmy is back!

my life is better

Wonder what the divorce rate is for guys like this.

it is 3720 to 1

Guys, obviously Luke used Force-hypothermia repellent, Force-circulation maintenance and Force-not-get-mauled to not die/ not lose his feet/not lose his face. You'd see it used more often, but shroud of the dark side and jamming and all.

i just went through that abortion thread

oh lol

adr wrote:i just went through that abortion thread

oh lol

what abortion thread

oh one of those

meh.

i'll stick to pointing out how most pro-lifers are hypocrites

"So all life is sacred right? But murder demands a harsh punishment right? So what should we do with women who have abortions if it were made illegal?" /trollface

You know someone is a moron if they say "pro-abortion." That's not the stance...

Knubfuck wrote:You know someone is a moron if they say "pro-abortion." That's not the stance...

what if i'm pro abortion because i think fetuses are parasites?

Zod wrote:

Knubfuck wrote:You know someone is a moron if they say "pro-abortion." That's not the stance...

what if i'm pro abortion because i think fetuses are parasites?

That's fine, but is the pro-choice viewpoint as a whole like that? When someone paints the entirety of the viewpoint as "pro-abortion," they ignore the argument that many may not like abortions, but they want the choice to have one to be there.

Knubfuck wrote:

Zod wrote:

Knubfuck wrote:You know someone is a moron if they say "pro-abortion." That's not the stance...

what if i'm pro abortion because i think fetuses are parasites?

That's fine, but is the pro-choice viewpoint as a whole like that? When someone paints that entirety of the viewpoint as "pro-abortion," they ignore the argument that many may not like abortions, but they want the choice to have one to be there.

it's not, but that just means there's more room to fuck with them