New Testingstan

well most people realize you shouldn't trespass in someone's house without needing a literal sign spelling it out

though not all of us realize trespass has only three s's lol

It's actually funny you can say other people are stupid because you don't understand something

Maybe the sign is talking about the entire property

Shock horror ask Iran tv plz

Actually does the Iran foreign office have an English language service

I bet they can answer all kinds of questions

the iran president office has an english website and a contact phone number

i'll just phone dr. ahmadinejad and ask him

his website says he is familiar with English language

well i just got off the horn with mahmoud (he said i can call him that. we're all friends)

and he said most people in america also know you aren't supposed to trespass on other people's porches and yards too without needing explicit signs

there must be a story behind this

That might mean he took it out for drinks one night

But man passports and other documents are a lol

Heaps of other countries use English just to prevent problems

Pakistan has both Arabic and English entries on birth certificates lol and a little bit where they explain the extended family relationship in their culture

People also know ovens are hot

And yet they have hot don't touch signs????

so compare and contrast

http://www.royal.gov.uk/

http://www.whitehouse.gov/

http://www.president.ir/


so first we have an example of a foreign website that isn't on the axis of evil

note the .gov signifying government and the .uk signifying united kingdom

this represents a comprehensive website address



next we have the american website

note the .gov signifying government

note the lack of a country thing because the empire is ubiquitous so saying .us is just redundant



finally we have the irrational theocratic dictator's website

.ir signifying foreignness...

but note the lack of .gov


is this because ALL websites in that repressive regime are government controlled??????



AMERICA FUCK YEAH

maybe they don't believe in making something more complicated than it has to be

Of they set it up later on in the 90s web adoption they prolly know nobody cares about .edu and shit

well the www is optional which tells me it might be a fairly enlightened web address

i fucking hate websites that don't work without the www

redirecting to it is meh i don't love it but i can live with it

but a blank page if you don't put in www

that fucking sucks

http://watertownsavingsbank.com/

aaarrrggghhh

Oh, look, the New Testingtan crowd is coming to protect their King. Right on schedule.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oh, look, the New Testingtan crowd is coming to protect their King. Right on schedule.

man, today i realized that zinegata fed me a marvelous straight line when he showed how upset he was about some insult i don't even remember making- and i came up with the perfect punchline- "for you, dear zinegata, the day i insulted you was the defining moment of your young life, but for me it was tuesday"- and of course, i didn't get a chance to use it.

i guess it's for the better- do i really want to be associated with street fighter the movie?

Jose Arcadio Bakendia wrote:i guess it's for the better- do i really want to be associated with street fighter the movie?

Of course!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oh, look, the New Testingtan crowd is coming to protect their King. Right on schedule.

my regime is held together only because we hate outsiders more than we hate each other

hey tucker, you've been let in again as a "probationary" poster

have they contacted you about this in any way?

He was complaining about it yesterday so I doubt it

i have decided i must read FRANK HERBERT'S DUNE again

i expect i'll parse it in a different context now

guys my brother just gave me the best link i have ever seen

the majority of THE GOSPEL OF KIRK

in a compact package!!!!!!111!111!!1111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8OGMbj1kg

adr wrote:guys my brother just gave me the best link i have ever seen

the majority of THE GOSPEL OF KIRK

in a compact package!!!!!!111!111!!1111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS8OGMbj1kg

Well, that's an easy way for me to catch up on never having watched TOS.

Is The King being protected on theotherboard? I'm confused. tred plz wheres Gandalf when you need him.

Count Chocula wrote:Is The King being protected on theotherboard? I'm confused. tred plz wheres Gandalf when you need him.

Yo?

adam you should make this your new avatar in TEO



and folks should totally call you your highness

your highness

the king lives

before a few months ago i hadn't listened to elvis for years

and then i did again

that stuff is great

elvis is not dead

he is undead

that is why he wears high collars like a vampire

incidentally did you know that if you remove the space in "elvis p." it becomes "elvisp" which means "electric mixer" in swedish?

this is very hilarious to all swedes

also blue swede shoes