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"You?!"

"Yes, me. Me, Me, Me!"

mission accomplished

In other news, has anyone else hears about the Chinese energy pills intercepted on South Koreay that were 97%...aborted and stillborn baby skin, cooked and powdered? Makes rhino horn look positively boring.

have you heard about our low, low prices on mango juice?

sounds yummy

we only got new york pies here and no hawaiian style neither

a placenta oil body rub and kidney pie would hit the spot

oh lulz

zinegata and jim raynor together to laugh at me

this is a cross of amazingness

edit: and alyrium! is it my birthday?

Look out, Adam! Cthulu's on your ass and he wants your spleen for breakfast! And frog-boy is pointing the way!

But tbh I think the CIA/Saudi mole castrating a better, stronger, faster Depends-bomb plot was well played. Better than the Fibbies played the blind sheikh back in 1993. Hey, one Saudi helped foil a major muj fundie bombad plot; maybe if 17 more step up to the plate we can call it even with the House of Saud.

Edit: Zinegata bemoaning the fate of the poor widdle Moros is pretty funny. Eskrima Man 777 might have a different perspective.

Aaron wrote:Damn Jimmy, not even a trial?

RogueIce wrote:

Aaron wrote:Damn Jimmy, not even a trial?

intellectual titan jim "jimmy" raynor indicated that he was supercool with the president of the us being able to kill anyone he likes, as long as they were terrorists or suspected terrorists

It's 2003 again.

The TERRORISTS will kill us if we don't X.

HELL BENT on destroying us.

Count Chocula wrote:Edit: Zinegata bemoaning the fate of the poor widdle Moros is pretty funny. Eskrima Man 777 might have a different perspective.

huh what?

over time my views towards them have changed

they wrapped themselves in rubber bands so they would take longer to bleed out from gunshots so they could have enough time to stab murcan invaders in the face so murca had to invent the colt 1911 just for them

what badasses

starku wrote:So yeah shroom this is what happens to every discussion about not teo
This guy

He'll turn the topic into himself soon

goddamn let's just talk about the fatsos then if thats the case

Shroom Man 777 wrote: what badasses

I thought wasting Filipino muslims was one of the few things you liked america for.

That and kicking the shit out of imperial japan.

conversely my views have changed and how the moros hated everyone and killed folks for fucking around in their land for centuries is something that i like them for

like whole the rest of the country degenerated into foreigner-kowtowing jerkoffs, those guys never did that, they kept on being real and represented, yo

kicking the shit out of imperial japan is one of the few good things america did though

and swallowing whole tubs of high fructose corn syrup is another

recently when i was watching coriolanus at the last showing of the night, in last showings of the night they also have the national anthem before the movie, and for a long while i haven't been to the theatres or saw movies at the last showing of the night so i never got to catch the national anthem, but for the first time in a while i got to see the national anthem with its corresponding video


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ypvwaj9uLJY

here

and like i was surprised, cause when I saw 1:30 and the succeeding seconds, in that theater i utterly gasped and like my hand shot over my heart when i saw that scene and a swell of patriotism and pride and happiness filled me

just watching those guys fighting for their freedom, for liberty and truth and justice, exercising their right to bear amendment solutions, man

So wait. You guys have a montage of patriotic propaganda about fighting in wars and shit before your movies?

All we get are lame-ass car commercials.

only in the last showing of the night

we also get shit commercials too

still, it'd probably make the commercials less painful to watch if I could see a flag-waving montage of colonials cutting down redcoats, union boys murdering separatist scum, and G.I.s planting the flag in Iwo Jima.

'course we'd have to get a proper national anthem for that. We've actually gone into lengthy discussions in my most recent history class on how unsuitable the star-spangled banner is.

its not like i am much fond of our national anthem either

its sang in the language of the northern islanders, the "national" language

i, and the central and southern islanders, speak another language - which is spoken by more people btw

and the laaaawwww states that it is illegal to sing the national anthem in other languages that isn't the "national" language, including our own regional languages

so fuck the northern islanders

sectarianism for the win

how unified is the phillipines anyways?

Do you guys have separatist movements like the canucks, or are you all fairly happy being part of one nation?

there are the moro seperatists but the actual seperatist militias are puny rebel/bandit groups

there are communoid rebels too but they are also not that big afaik

so there are like regional rivalries because guys from different areas are, well, different

but there's no real hate-hate and no real drive for breaking apart into another country (save for the moros)

i think it helps that instead of all these different groups being stuck in one landmass so all you need to do is go down a road to find some different guys who you might not like

instead over here our groups are scattered over a bunch of islands so there are bodies of water preventing us from getting too much (of each other) and getting sick of it (each other)

and really the peoples here are naturally chill

so we just make fun of the northerners because their language sounds girly and singsong while us central islanders and southerners, our language is pretty rough and hard so we sound like we want to kill each other even though we're just chatting normally

ps. the southerners and central islanders were the ones who began the whole kill folks with sticks/knives/swords thing

so yeah being assholes is our thing i guess

being cityslicking wimps is the northerners' thing i guess, and mostly just those from the capital and the metropolises who think the whole country revolves around them while thinking that all the other guys from the other islands (like us) are country bumpkins

maybe so, maybe we are country bumpkins (we are), but hey at least we don't live in a toxic polluted dystopia city clogged with traffic and shit and fuck ugly buildings and superficial fake people like mangila where all the dumbshit media crap that saturates the entire nation comes from anyway

How serious do you think Canada's separatist movement is?

canada has a separatist movement?

is this a quebec thing?

Oui.

Although there are some people that would like Alberta to disengage from confederation a bit, Themis extreme wanting us to separate. Stephen Harper is one of them

http://www.cbc.ca/canadavotes2004/leade ... rewall.pdf