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i would have said "all knowing, all seeing god" instead of "omega point" tho

at leat i know what the former is and there's been discussions on that in the past famously

Zod wrote:q: what part of a woman's body do you notice first?

a: her personality /unironicsmugdog

facepalm.jpg

Did someone actually do this? Because this is 1) incredibly stupid in several ways, 2) a blatant lie, and 3) an obvious attempt to try to score points with some imaginary girl that might be reading it who would have to be brain damaged not to pick up on parts 1 and 2.

Reminds me of this rant about "Nice Guys".

Civil War Man wrote:

Zod wrote:q: what part of a woman's body do you notice first?

a: her personality /unironicsmugdog

facepalm.jpg

Did someone actually do this? Because this is 1) incredibly stupid in several ways, 2) a blatant lie, and 3) an obvious attempt to try to score points with some imaginary girl that might be reading it who would have to be brain damaged not to pick up on parts 1 and 2.

Reminds me of this rant about "Nice Guys".

i distinctly recall it happening on teo at least once

i think it was in a testing thread tho, or an arse thread that got kicked to testing

artemas wrote:hahahaha

fanboy's parody of duchess in neitzsche's pst thread is great

it was a parody, right?

"assume 100 megaton shields"

Six years ago I had lots of free time and came up with many a (gem/turd, pick your own description) and would post stuff like this after long drinking binges.

Zod wrote: q: what part of a woman's body do you notice first?

Simon Jester: Her postcount

Phantasee: The scowl on her face when she notices I am paying attention to her

Stuart: The logistical network required to bring together the materials in one place for the support hose covering those delicious cankles

Havok: The sandwich she's holding, or lack thereof

Coffee: The smell of her ass, also the rest of the ass.

Colfax: The sweat on my forehead and pee in my pants

Flagg: Her cock

Shroom: The lack of blood pouring from her milkbags.

Spanky: The expression on her face when she sees me through the window, or her taint as I watch through the sewer grate in the sidewalk.

Sheppard: Allow me to show you on this graph my preferred areas.

Alyeska: No time to waste on women, Stark is posting in my goddamned forum and must be taught a lesson.

Oscar Wilde: Her mane and hooves.

RayCav: Her entrails.

Cut to the quick!

the first thing i usually notice is the swastika

sometimes it takes a while though

from the nice guy rant

Nice Guys think that they will never meet anyone as special as she is. They use their adoration as a foundation for claiming that "no one will ever love her as much as I do." Instead of being a profound statement of their devotion, this is a subtle, but nasty insult. It is akin to saying to her: "You are a difficult person, and only *I* can ever truly love you, so be thankful I'm here."

lulz! i was writing a song called HATE STORY earlier today

it includes these two lines:

"murder me juliet and you will always be alone
you're an ugly bitch who spends too much time on the phone"



and it's liek the same thing!

is the only difference between a psycho abuser and a nice guy honesty?????

outlaw bikers

did you know there are snails that can kill you with a single thought?

good thing they don't have brains

Oh I almost forgot:

Stark: Her gunpla.

don't look now

but jimbo is back

also: hilarious

did you know he has proven the death star plans are plot-irrelevant?

i'm hoping he responds to my flamebait with some big rant about how i'm still the real troll

tu quoque

frankly

in the same way it is clear that you don't actually believe heaps fo the shit you post to stir various pots

it seems difficult to imagine he can type what he does without irony

starku wrote:don't look now

but jimbo is back

also: hilarious

did you know he has proven the death star plans are plot-irrelevant?

Really? And here I thought they were central to the movie, praise Jimbo Jones for he has lifted the veil of ignorance!

batmang thinks the Empire will spam probe droids to map out a system

because that's totally what happens in the movie

not Vader using force powers to make sure

i briefly went over the math about that in a recent reply to him too but just did it again

i think he's pretty well set in his ways

VF5SS wrote:batmang thinks the Empire will spam probe droids to map out a system

because that's totally what happens in the movie

not Vader using force powers to make sure

Uhhh the Hoth system was already mapped though, the probe droids weren't doing cartography.

it landed to find the hidden underground base, not to find out where the orbital tracks where

then again the droid didn't look equipped for astrography

i'm assuming they would want to look at the surface to determine if a planet is a strategic target worth bombing

idk if that really needs landing but surely i'd mean at least doing a few orbits

yeah i think it's fair to say we haven't seen probe droids that are equipped as rapid mapping would require

i mean that guy was a dude with a gun and some cameras, not very useful beyond 'there is a star here' unless he used his real sensors to decide the planet was interesting enough to land on

it'd be pretty lucky if it just happened to descend right next to the rebel base after all

Batman wrote:(especially as the have upper end weapon ranges measured in lighthours)

Now, I'm not all up and up on the EU, but can anyone tell me when this happened? Or is he just pulling stuff from the ICS again?

RogueIce wrote:

Batman wrote:(especially as the have upper end weapon ranges measured in lighthours)

Now, I'm not all up and up on the EU, but can anyone tell me when this happened? Or is he just pulling stuff from the ICS again?

New Jedi Order. Mon Cal shoots a ship from the outer reaches of the Coruscant system to pull off a superweapon hoax. Then it got included in the ICS, with a max distance of between Pluto's aphelion and perihelion. It's not something they regularly pull off in combat, but on the other hand they do engage at 1000km+ ranges according to RoTJ.

starku wrote:it landed to find the hidden underground base, not to find out where the orbital tracks where

then again the droid didn't look equipped for astrography

It wasn't even necessairly looking for an underground base, remember it found the shield generator on the surface. It probably had just enough ability to pop into a system, scan it, and then go down to check if there was anything interesting. A planetary shield generator stands out on a world that is supposed to be uninhabited and the technology on the droid was probably just sophisticated enough to detect that before heading in for a look.

I think the probe droids as depicted in ESB aren't capable of the navigation it would take to completely map a new galaxy. I think Star Wars has artificial intelligences and droids capable, but not the ones depicted in ESB and it is possible that the Empire does not have the droids necessary to do so (nor do they have a need for them). Using Separatist designs and/or technology they could probably come up with something, but it wouldn't be probe droid spam that's for sure. Navigating new routes in hyperspace is supposed to be quite difficult, which is why it took a very long time for the SW galaxy to become as interconnected as depicted.

in my fanfic the droids can detect settlements etc from space, and that one landed to check it out because vader had tweeted 'god damn you stupid robots no more moonshine stills for fuck'

picture of military powerplant = conclusive

well ozzel wasn't convinced by it, although piett was

and vader is a goddamn wizard so what the fuck