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btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:07 am
by Veef
the anti Painrack thread
stark says the leg holds a boomerang
he would know
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:54 pm
by Veef
and as always
20 ton car with laser and SRM2
which it has mounted somewhere
this is the future equivalent of KITT you see
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:28 pm
by uraniun235
more like the future version of canyonero *whipcrack*
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:28 pm
by Veef
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:17 pm
by Veef
lol those two vehicles weigh almost the same
look the lowest weight is 20 tons we can't change the rules for anything ok
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:57 pm
by Aaron
3 months consumables...in a car.
And people say 40k is silly.
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:00 pm
by Veef
yeah man heat your eggs on the FUSION ENGINE
because battletech engines give off a lot of heat you see
i'm tempted to say they just drew the design first and then made up some wacked out stats but there's two different drawings of it so I guess they said it was ok
man the thing has a large laser too. which is less useful than two medium lasers :3
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:38 pm
by starku
I'm pretty sure the space forklift has 3 months consumables too
And come on
DIG
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:16 pm
by Veef
this pose is common
also the Champion was good enough for Mechwarrior 3
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:16 pm
by Ohma
what about the
JADE FALCON STONE RHINO which totally isn't just a glaug combined with the dropship from aliens (i just like the idea that the clan name is part of the mech name)
much worse is
this though
it looks like a really unflattering caricature of an orguss
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:19 pm
by Veef
lol annihilator was good enough for Mechwarrior 3 too
I never thought of it as an Orguss type thing
it does have a bit of a paunch
some Battlemechs are made by ORGUSS INDUSTRIES
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:25 pm
by starku
ok it's time to voyage through the looking glass into a realm of pure fatty
WARHAWK ENTERPRISES PPC
please make sure your speakers are on and you accept any popups for the full experience
here you can find all the resources you need to be very fat
mech poetry
awful pictures
totally original lineart not traced from anywhere
hilarious comics
exciting analysis
the best is that each page has it's own midi theme stolen from mw2 that's REALLY LOUD
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:28 pm
by Veef
why does WARHAWK have a Dire Wolf on the main page :v
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:29 pm
by starku
he's THE SENTRY
dude
not the CEO of warhawk enterprices ppc
he has his own page and musical theme
the sentry wrote:^" So you noticed that I am not a Warhawk..^
..I am a Dire Wolf,
and I can be a Warhawk's companion..
or I can be a Warhawk's assailant.
I may be any 'Mech's nightmare, if it is so choosen.
"I am the Mechbay sentry.
I pride myself in precise weapons targeting.
I am an expert on 'Mech anatomy.
With my sensors I can detect the size of your liver.
If you value your internal functions,
and your continued existence,
you will not attempt any foolish actions,
on these grounds.
After a long history of 'Mech combat,
and hefty dinners,
I have been transferred to garrison duty
to guard this Mechbay.
I will refuse to be a sibmother,
or resign to a non military function.
I have to admit I love hanging out with Warhawks."
I serve here to protect this Warhawk facility."
Unguided 'Mechs that stray onto this location
are subject to my immediate response.
I am thrilled, as usual at the chance for combat,
and to warm my weapons pods.
And of course to get extra meals,
as a result of spoils from victorous battles.
Livers are my specialty, I chow them down greedily.
Once you loose a liver,
dying is the only option....
Hence my name.
I do not fear volleys of SRMs,
or bolts of projected particles.
I am Dire Wolf.. "
THE SIZE OF YOUR LIVER
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:40 pm
by Veef
i thought mechs had Neurohelmets that project the HUD into your eyes
and they need your inner ear to balance
never drive drunk
Valkyries do not have this problem as Roy can fly drunk and win a lot
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:49 pm
by starku
With a multi-ton gyroscope and powerful myomers in the limbs, BattleMechs can stand upright and remain balanced on their own, but the limited intelligence of BattleMechs and natural conservatism of their control computers means they often need to be told when it is acceptable to be off balance, which may be helpful in battle as MechWarriors push their machines.
no really that's what they say
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:53 pm
by Veef
pfft
i could tell you battlemechs are conservatives
not like those liberal japbots
also did you know in the board game it's possible to stand on one leg
it's hard though
like +5 to pilot roll
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:54 pm
by starku
you mean like in a childs game
or like if one leg is off
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:01 pm
by Aaron
I wonder if I still have my copy of Mechwarrior (mercs?) for PC. I want to see if I can max out my PPCs and blow up the reactor.
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:03 pm
by Veef
Oh man I have like two copies of that game. One legit and one burned.
All I did was use the Battle Hawk with its three medium pulse lasers and killed everything
also Stark it's when one leg is blown off
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:04 pm
by Manus Dei
starku wrote:you mean like in a childs game
or like if one leg is off
roll for hopscotch
CRITICAL FUMBLE
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:10 pm
by Aaron
Lol @ dark heresy
Roll to not blow face off with grenade
Re: btech
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:45 pm
by Veef
TECH AND TALK
also, if I brought
this fucking thing to my boss
he'd tell me to draw something else
Re: btech
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:27 pm
by Veef
I second that I LOVED the walking in MW3, slow and heavy.
It remembered you that you aren't a toy in a small playground but piloting a war machine fighting for strategic location.
And the speed played an huge role. I remember how hard it was to make my "Thor" speedy enough to blow up that fucking train, yet keep enough armor and weapon to survive all the other enemy mech.
And on the other hand it was pure pleasure to put around 12 Heavy Laser on a Daishi in Cold Cooling-friendly environment and blow the hell of enemy I locked with long range radar.
When I use the mechlab in MW3 I feel like an engineer.
When I saw the mechlab in MW4, I felt like I was treated like a kid.
hahaha
Re: btech
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:38 pm
by Zod
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