The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Nietzslime]

is there a right of return for testingtards

are we finally out of babylon

is the temple rebuilt

[Mr.Coffee]

Who cares, really? I fully expect to get banned after the women know I'm here.

[Flagg]

What women?

[Nietzslime]

vent 1: this place is such a sausage factory

[Mr.Coffee]

vent 1: this place is such a sausage factory

And then one of you let's your girlfriend make your decisions for you and... oh... right.

You need girlfriends first. Goddamnit, people. Really?

[timmy]

Look I'm still relatively new to the single parenting thing, give me a bit of time

[Darth Tedious]

Look I'm still relatively new to the single parenting thing, give me a bit of time

Nothing attracts the girls like a small cute child (and some parenting skills on your part to boot). They love it.

Anyhows, the missus is moving in with me in just over a week, I'll try and convince her to register so you can all harrass her and whatnot. She'll love it.

[Flagg]

Who the fuck are you?

[Darth Tedious]

You didn't recognise me?

Must be the missus. People keep assuming I don't have one...

[Phantasee]

I'm going to say… Elheru. Because nobody knew you had a wife until yesterday.

[Stofsk]

Darth Tedious

[Phantasee]

I believe we went over this before: no name changes. If you want to participate here you keep the same name we know you by elsewhere. NO HIDING BEHIND CLEVER SCREEN NAMES!

[Phantasee]

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure the only person that applied to was Stark. Duchess, Thanas, ADR, JSF, and someone else all have different names here.

[adr-admin]

I checked the box when installing to let people change their own names in the profile too.

[Darth Tedious]

CLEVER SCREEN NAME!

Initials, FFS!

EDIT: Adam, it doesn't appear I can change it to appease Phant.

[Aaron]

Look I'm still relatively new to the single parenting thing, give me a bit of time

Honestly dude, I'd rather hire a hooker if I was suddenly single again.

I hear J gives a bulk discount.

[Mr.Coffee]

When people say "bul;k discuonts" when talking about prostitutes I get this mental image of what if the movie Pretty Woman had starred Rosane Barr instead of what's her tits. Then after the convulsions stop I smoke a bowl and try to forget I've actually seen Pretty WOman.

[Phantasee]

KENDALL

[Aaron]

PHANT

[Bounty]

I has a colds

[Phantasee]

I hate studying late because my one day without classes is consumed by stupid errands that I have to since I apparently have nothing else to do. And then getting barely three hours of sleep so I can be woken at 430 to give a ride like I have every morning for the past two weeks because I don't need to ever sleep. And then, despite my usual inability to go back to bed, perhaps because I only slept three hours, I manage to go back to sleep around six, only to be woken by repeated phone calls by people who think I'm their personal fucking assistant who is on call to pick up parts or whatever whenever they need them. So I sleep through the first six calls only to be physically woken up by my mother, make it to the parts shop at 815am, a full 15 minutes late which might make me the worst son ever. What do I find upon trying to pay for the vital, necessary part? There's no money in the fucking bank. I go on a journey to acquire another debit card to allow me to access other funds, only for the same result to embarrass me.

I'm supposed to be at school by 1130, I made a promise I would like to keep.

So I inform the higher ups of this fact, the same people who encourage me in my education and always tell me school comes first.

But not when they need me to do something first.

I wouldn't mind helping out if it wasn't for the feeling that I'm being taken advantage of, but it could be mitigated by actually having the tools needed to actually do anything other than look like a fucking idiot at the cash register.

So now it is 1120 and I am a 20 minute drive (minimum) from school and I still need to shit, shower, eat, and not kill myself. So I am way behind schedule, but it doesn't matter because I had to be there by 1130, not at. Other people have shit to do too, y'know? So now I have accomplished pretty much nothing in the last 7 hours besides exhausting myself further and breaking another promise.

You would think I had learned by now that my time is not mine to do with as I please, but I guess I'm an eternal optimist.


Well this helped with the not killing myself part.

[Zod]

Spoilers: a well known villain appears in the next game of a series.

[Phantasee]

time to trim the moustache

GROOMIN STANDARDS

[Aaron]

800$ for tires, jesus.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

time to trim the moustache

GROOMIN STANDARDS

I have been beardless for months now. Tired of it.