Godammed SDN

[Darth Fanboy]

Also, Fanboy's apparently my boyfriend now. I call big spoon!

[Questor]

LOL

You see, this is when you can tell they're messed up. They're trying to take the attention by calling you gay. The irony of that is just hilarious.*

You know, it makes me wonder what would happen if you used your powers for good (or evil) instead of the lulz.

*(For anyone from TEO reading this, or just the humor challenged) The irony is that the christian right vilifies homosexuals by calling them child molesters and implying that one leads to the other. You could also throw in some Catholic irony, too.

[Mr.Coffee]

Loving the human sacrifice/slaver jab. Stay classy, DF!

[Darth Fanboy]

Stay classy, DF!

NEVER!

[Mr.Coffee]

You stay classy, gooddamn it, or I'll dress you in the gimp suit and lock you in the barrel again!

[Questor]

Did Terriblename just make a square-rectangle mistake?

[Mr.Coffee]

He basically said long windedly that as long as you're not actually fucking kids that thinking about fucking kids is okie fine.

[Questor]

Stofsk, being a mod doesn't mean you get a pass on actually arguing a point.

And the Slacker calls out a mod!

[Mr.Coffee]

It's almost like they want to get banned but are to chickenshit to just come out and say it.

[Zod]

Except, rape is sex against one's consent, ie, that one is out of control of. So they're the same.

itt terralthra minces semantics

but just for fun let's see what webster has to say

Definition of CONSENT
intransitive verb
1
: to give assent or approval : agree <consent to being tested>
2
archaic : to be in concord in opinion or sentiment
— con·sent·er noun
— con·sent·ing·ly adverb
See consent defined for English-language learners »
See consent defined for kids

by gum i do believe you can consent to relinquishing control

is this why bdsm fetishists use safe words

[Darth Fanboy]

Zod that avatar really enhances all of your posts, gotta say.

[Darth Fanboy]

I feel like I have gone above and beyond the call to get a moderator to look into that thread

(no offense Stofsk you are too cool to lump in with those guys)

[weemadando]

I may have been reading it wrong, but did it really go down the "people fantasise about rape therefore rape is normal and ok" hole?

Because seriously, if that's your best defence against paedophilia arguments, you're going poorly.

[Darth Fanboy]

YOU GUYS

Would you like to present your case for children being unable to consent?

[Zod]

INFORMED consent

no seriously

INFORMED consent

INFORMED is the key word when discussing consent

[Darth Fanboy]

Do I seriously like, need to say everything in length like that? I guess so.

Like, if I don't say "informed consent" am I somehow implying that any child capable of saying the words "yes and no" can consent to sexual activity?

Good news for the Catholic Church I guess

[Questor]

Oh... My... God...

We have unmasked a secret pedobear cult. I wonder exactly when this triggers my mandatory reporting requirements?

[Oxymoron]

"people fantasise about rape therefore rape is normal and ok"

"people fantasise about beating their wife/husband therefore conjugal violence is normal and ok"
"people fantasise about dominating others violently therefore being an asshole is normal and ok"
"people fantasise about murdering each other therefore murder is normal and ok"



God, I could continue like this all day long.

[Dooey Jo]

oh wow, in like ten minutes the thread got both the "appeal to board rules" and "comparison to creationists" badges

there should be a TEO bingo or something

[Zod]

Do I seriously like, need to say everything in length like that? I guess so.

Like, if I don't say "informed consent" am I somehow implying that any child capable of saying the words "yes and no" can consent to sexual activity?

Good news for the Catholic Church I guess

consider who you're dealing with in that thread

you might have to use smaller words

[Darth Fanboy]

oh wow, in like ten minutes the thread got both the "appeal to board rules" and "comparison to creationists" badges

there should be a TEO bingo or something

You don't know how bad I have felt like dropping "CONCESSION ACCEPTED" When Cesario and Slacker basically admitted pedophila is cool AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT UPSTAIRS!

Should change my Av to Pedobear and then the location to "Hanging out with Cesario"

[Oxymoron]

Should change my Av to Pedobear and then the location to "Hanging out with Cesario"

Yes. That would be quite the fun, indeed.

[Mr.Coffee]

Do it, send me the av and we'll bandwagon that son of a bitch.

[Infinity Biscuit]

I may have been reading it wrong, but did it really go down the "people fantasise about rape therefore rape is normal and ok" hole?

Because seriously, if that's your best defence against paedophilia arguments, you're going poorly.

You did read that wrong because the argument Terra's trying to make is "a lot of people fantasise about terrible things (like sexually assaulting adults or kids or elephants), so cut fantasy some slack if no one actually goes through with anything" which I think is fairly reasonable? I mean he's not saying that having those inclinations is a good thing.

That line of thought is left to Cesario and Slacker!

Best defense against pedophilia arguments is obviously "Ancient Greeks made shota manga"

(seriously I have trouble actually accepting that people would try to argue that sexually assaulting kids is a good thing help)

[Mr.Coffee]

Actually, I think Slacker just topped Ancient Greece with his "why boner" concept.