THE BURRITO DOCUMENTARY

[Questor]

I'd probably be willing to contribute a few bucks if it's the right time in my paycycle.

[Oxymoron]

We would examine the possibility of funding a sequel if such a thing were to be considered.

[Zablorg]

shit dude i tried watching this on the youtube app and you haven't made it available for mobile D:

yeah man because immediately after uploading

somehow

youtube knew i put music in that sucker

and so because of copyright jazz it can't be mobiled

[Losonti Tokash]

that is bizarre, there are fucking loads of videos with unlicensed music i can watch on mobile

anyway i just used the embedded link you posted and that worked find

[Count Chocula]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Really?

I just left a message at Taco Bell public relations out in California and they're already closed, those surfer slackers. I asked for the best way to get a case of Chalupas to Brisbane. Will keep you posted, Zab.

[Oxymoron]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Really?

Problem ?

[Zablorg]

i don't know if i can really make videos again for some time as i am an engineering student (who is already super arrogant and undisciplined about his time i expected above 80 for one course and i got like 75 damn)

but this whole experience was a learning experience and i'm glad that you seem to like it so who knows

[Count Chocula]

Chocolate Rain? Really? Really?

Problem ?

Terrible lyrics and terrible singing voice, obviously. If I caught a local bullfrog and recorded its croaks as I squeezed and released its lungs I'd get a better tune. Bagpipes at point blank range would be preferable. Well, that, plus the obvious comparison to He Who Must Not Be Named.

Honestly Zab while I love what you've done you could have tightened it up and given the punch lines more...punch. Efficiency is a benefit in engineering too. This was an A++ freshman film student video. I know you have it in you to keep the engineering arrogance and get film degree fourth year A++ bragging rights with The Taco Documentary. Or maybe the Americans Get Ungodly Fat on Mexican Food Documentary, that's a catchy title. I can already see the intro text scrolling.

[Losonti Tokash]

we should make a spinoff on how awful italian food is

[Oxymoron]

Terrible lyrics and terrible singing voice, obviously. If I caught a local bullfrog and recorded its croaks as I squeezed and released its lungs I'd get a better tune. Bagpipes at point blank range would be preferable.

k

Commence Operation Brown Thunder

He Who Must Not Be Named.

Who ?

[Oxymoron]

how awful italian food is

dem be figthin' words

[Zablorg]

Honestly Zab while I love what you've done you could have tightened it up and given the punch lines more...punch.

this is true and one of the reasons i asked for feedback

oh but hey you know what else could use some tightening

your burrito delivering skills

at least i deliver on my facetious promises

[Count Chocula]

Operation Brown Thunder could be just wrong...

...or...

...awesome! Let's get Imodium to be the executive producers.

Please, please, don't initiate Operation Yellow Typhoon.

[Count Chocula]

Honestly Zab while I love what you've done you could have tightened it up and given the punch lines more...punch.

this is true and one of the reasons i asked for feedback

oh but hey you know what else could use some tightening

your burrito delivering skills

at least i deliver on my facetious promises

Hey Taco Bell's on West Coast time and I'm working East Coast hours. Plus it's a holiday week here, you should have tightened up your production schedule there Zab! . I'm working on it; seven layer burrito supremes weren't invented in a day, you know.

[Oxymoron]

Operation Brown Thunder could be just wrong...

...or...

...awesome! Let's get Imodium to be the executive producers.

That's another definition of "carpet bombing"...

Please, please, don't initiate Operation Yellow Typhoon.

You fool.

It has already begun

[Count Chocula]

You better hope it doesn't sit in an ocean somewhere and build up enough power to extinguish a flaming ice cube.

That'd be bad. For you. Yeah.

[Oxymoron]

my RAGE will not be extinguished by a mere hurricane, do not worry



Eh, Zab, by the way, thank you for the poem, it was really cool !

[Count Chocula]

Oh by the way iceman I'd name He Who Must Not Be Named, but, well...

[Phantasee]

okay so first off how did my poem end because i feel like there was a cliffhanger there and somebody changed the channel

second i really appreciate you working that seasonal reference into your haiku, you know i'm big on that

third chocula i wasn't kidding, i will IP ban you for life from any current or future incarnations of Testing(stan) if Zabs doesn't get delivery before August

fourth i really like jester's appearance in this video he is a fount of knowledge and beauty

digging the hair

digging the evaluation of human worth/burrito wrapping

fifth i dig the interrogation scene

very gritty/realistic

sixthly i really liked the accents, nice touch

[Zablorg]

what rhymes with election

[weemadando]

Fuck Beowulf.

[Losonti Tokash]

hey zabs do i have your permission to download and reupload the video to vimeo or something like it

[Zablorg]

already on it man

[Losonti Tokash]

well okay then

[Zablorg]

oh shit

at the last fucking minute it's like

OH SORRY WE COULDN'T UPLOAD IT SORRY AGAIN

so if you would be so kind

like american internet speed is the bees knees right