THE BURRITO DOCUMENTARY

[Losonti Tokash]

lololol

but yes i'll give it a shot

[Phantasee]

i expected more HI-DEF 1080P CONTENT

can we try for that next time please

i want to see nose hairs

[Darth Fanboy]

Happy Bday Zabs

[Zablorg]

might need a better camera for that so we'll see

if nothing else if i do another project i'll give you a nose hair close-up

how about that

[Phantasee]

an acceptable compromise

there's a future in film-making for you zabs

you're already learning to balance the strange desires of your financiers with your artistic vision and the limits of reality

ps happy birthday m8

[Zablorg]

i don't know about that

i get the impression that my work is not really resonating with the german/art mod demographic

though i cannot imagine why


also thanks for birthday junk you guys

[Losonti Tokash]

i have shown it to a couple people with precisely zero knowledge of our stupid subculture and they thought it was pretty funny

[Losonti Tokash]

anyway i have posted it on vimeo and it should begin converting soonish

[Phantasee]

it will resonate with zee germans, trust

they just can't see it yet

we will enlighten them

[Losonti Tokash]

https://vimeo.com/45172994

[Phantasee]

GLORIOUS

[Losonti Tokash]

i am way too proud of the tags i gave it

[Zablorg]

did you really get ford to write a blurb

[Losonti Tokash]

no, but it is an authentic quote

[F.J. Prefect, Esq]

Yeah that was what I said about it on facebook when I was doing some SOCIAL MARKETING

PS. Zab you are amazing

[weemadando]

i have shown it to a couple people with precisely zero knowledge of our stupid subculture and they thought it was pretty funny

Same. People who have zero exposure have thought it's good stuff.

[Zablorg]

aww you guys shouldn't have

you've made this the best documentary roll-out ever

[Phantasee]

we want a return on our investment, y'see

[Count Chocula]

So I just got off the phone with a nice girl in Taco Bell PR. My wager with Zab presented them a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a conundrum. All of their food is Made Fresh (TM) at the restaurant. All they've been able to send to our troops in Afghanistan and Iraq is frickin' sauce packets!?!?!?! If Yum Brands' food experts don't come up with a solution, the conundrum will rebound to me. I may have to resort to a cash alternative, and cash just doesn't tast as good as a 7-layer burrito.

[Phantasee]

I worked for Yum! for a bit. Doesn't surprise me.

Doesn't surprise me that they want you banned, I mean.

Maybe just get one, ice box it and FedEx overnight it? Bean burrito so there's no meat to go bad? I dunno. I really don't want to have to ban you, Chocs.

[Count Chocula]

I worked for Yum! for a bit. Doesn't surprise me.

Doesn't surprise me that they want you banned, I mean.

Maybe just get one, ice box it and FedEx overnight it? Bean burrito so there's no meat to go bad? I dunno. I really don't want to have to ban you, Chocs.

Dude, that would be like sending a squadron of Brewster Buffalos to fight the Zeros when I should be sending Warhawks. Are you saying it's send food or ban? What if it's shitty food because it wasn't Yum Quality after the flight? That would tarnish America's sterling reputation as a purveyor of five-star comida mejicana.

Shit, now I'm counting on the kindness (and food magic) of strangers in the 959 area code to save me from the frigid barrenness of being kicked off the board that has become my emotional anchor. 20 days to go and counting...

[Darth Fanboy]

For once I will give you some slack on this because your efforts to satisfy your end of the bargain are being stalled by the Taco Bellstapo

[Count Chocula]

For once I will give you some slack on this because your efforts to satisfy your end of the bargain are being stalled by the Taco Bellstapo

Oh I will make something happen! But, that something might have to be a double sawbuck via PayPal which is NOT what I want.

I will press on with my attempts to ship Mexican food from America to Australia if for no other reason than that the names of our two shining houses on the hill share no less than four letters!

We need a "manly tears" emoticon stat. Wait we have it! Kangaroos are manly enough to satisfy the manliest man. Truly they are the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom.

[Questor]

Are you counting both "A"s or something?

[Count Chocula]

Why yes, yes I am.

A R I A

aria

America and Australia holding hands and singing...that's some beautiful music!